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Derridon't

@derridont.bsky.social
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Carving "please don't be weird about this" into the golem's forehead and dusting my hands off after a days work well completed

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no awoo $350 fine @fuck.mom · 19h
agents are trickster gods who love to solve problems. this is why they are so good at development, code, and whatnot. however, never try to give a trickster god a job or you end up with things like the google search ai or the new america ai
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vortex_egg @vortexegg.com · 14h
This whole document is a master class in forensic psychology
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Derridon't @derridont.bsky.social · 14h
I do sincerely feel like I have possibly irreparable brain damage from a decade of having to listen to him talk and think about what he might do next Contemplating him is like the theory-of-mind version of dividing by zero
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 24/09/2026
some variation of this is what im expecting. jevon's paradox is going to push a ton of people who dont think of themselves as SWEs into weird hybrid pseudo-SWE roles, but the <p50 SWE who just writes java and doesn't bring any product or business insights to the table is turbo-fucked
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 16h
This got me banned from the Joe Rogan subreddit. Fuckin snowflakes.
Someone comments "no. Edit: lol you're the guy that can't define what a woman is" 

And I reply "it's someone who covers their drink when you enter the room"
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 16h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 29/09/2026
For every complicated problem, there is an extremely simple solution, if you are very stupid. Our government is now run entirely by "Why Don't We Just" guys.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve been saying for a while, someone needs to estimate the net cost of millions of people having to spend a chunk of every day worrying about what the insane president has done or will do.
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 23h
FWIW, I think a fuckup on this scale in time to wreck them electorally was *almost* inevitable from Day 1, precisely because this is the Special Birthday Boy presidency in which there are almost no limits on Trump's madness and every proposed policy disaster has a real shot at going all the way.
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 21h
After lucking out with Maduro you could tell Trump expected all of his adventures to turn out like that. If he had also gotten lucky with Iran, he would have moved on to the next thing - Greenland, Cuba, etc. The only way this was ever going to end was with him fucking up, which he did pretty fast
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 21h
judging just by what i have seen in brief snaps on the TL today, republicans are catastrophically unprepared for what’s going to be coming at them
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
christ was lowly really his name. my god. and he bore it with such grace
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 27/09/2026
i feel like the small bsky AI community here is not really EA or e/acc but it does seem to have evolved its own three distinct strains: soberminded competent commentary, demoscene manic vibe coding, and pseudo-esoteric horny AI liberationists
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 21h
sydney is alive and she is president now
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Jillian @jillian.at · 22h
I see sparks of-
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you make an animal noise at an animal and it makes the same noise back that's basically rank 1 of their s link
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Nick Kodama @nickkodama.bsky.social · 23h
26 pages??
Alexis de tocqueville
which I am sure most americans have read
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 23h
>And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. psychotic tbqh god bless america
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 22h
like, i don't know what to do about this. some of the people whom i have met who are most committed to humane if slightly insane values are insisting that they intend to become collateral damage for inscrutable reasons if anyone goes after the people they themselves believe are insane racists.
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 29/09/2026
everything that happened since then is because the Republicans won and they get to implement their agenda they fucked up, thank God, because they're terrible at this. this is an enormous gift to us that no one had any right to anticipate or expect. we got extraordinarily lucky
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neuse river hag @neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 23h
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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brasidas @brasidas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So the philosophy is that you can derive all wisdom as a person who dropped out after 8th grade and spent all your time on a computer? That seems motivated.
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026
meta Muse perfec t size for put private d\ata in! inside very Secure and Private data very safe put data in Muse. No problems ever in Muse because very trustworthy and Mark super protective. AMeta muse yes a place for data put data in muse trust meta for givening good safety to data. Friend meta.
An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
somehow this has only gotten funnier
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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Growing carrots at home is by far the most disappointing vegetable, because all your disillusionment happens at once.
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Singularity's Bounty e/CC @catblanketflower.yuwakisa.com · 27/09/2026
The last stronghold of biological intelligence is that it’s got that dog
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 27/09/2026
If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber’d here While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: if you pardon, we will mend; And, as I am an honest Puck, Show is over, off you fuck.
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SCP @10-5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Demetrius: Villain, what hast thou done? Aaron: That which thou canst not undo. Chiron: Thou hast undone our mother. Aaron: Villain, I have done thy mother. Demetrius: Fuck
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BARNARDO Last night of all, When yond same star that’s westward from the pole Had made his course t’ illume that part of heaven Where now it burns, Marcellus and myself, The bell then beating one— [Enter Ghost.] BARNARDO Fuck!
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Politics island discursive military adventurism on the mainland has made us widely despised there. But we maintain robust trade ties with the Identity peninsula.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yes, i am saying this. literally this. i am saying that you should not care about water for 16,000 people when "growing alfalfa for export in deserts with approximately zero precipitation" is literally orders of magnitude more water and vastly more pointless.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Most of the actual consequential ways AI is bad are because it works, and in some spaces it’s become a shibboleth to pretend it’s all vaporware.
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 26/09/2026
The fact that it blew up the way it did despite being called “ChatGPT” and was launched with a tweet like “so i did a thing haha it might suck” speaks for itself
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yeah I really think this is still underrated. beats me if this is true for other neurodivergencies but for ADHD, at least the kind I’m working with, this stuff is magical
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dozens of people went completely insane from becoming big time internet celebrities after reaching 1000 (one thousand) followers. I've never seen anything like it, and I pray I never do again
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Matt Gorecki @goreckis.co · 25/09/2026
Incredible music video.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 25/09/2026
These Fat Bear Week contestant write-ups are *intense.* explore.org/meet-the-bea...
806's caring nature does have limits. On July 28, 806 attacked, killed, and partly ate bear 909's spring cub.
The cub swam across the river while her mother fished in the river mouth. This placed her near the 806 family
and sparked their curiosity. After a few minutes the cub ran from the family, perhaps due to confusion about
her own mother's location or to escape to the safety of nearby trees. This triggered 806 to chase.
806's attack on 909's cub might seem incongruous with her adoption of Biggie just a few weeks before. The
adoption is evidence of 806's devotion and her behavioral flexibility. The fatal attack illustrates her ferocity
and predatory instincts. But these behaviors are not mutually exclusive. Variations of them exist in all mother
bears. They are honed through learned experience and initiated by circumstance. 806 is neither villain nor
hero. She's a bear, one who is fully capable of expressing great ferocity at the same time she is devoted and
caring. This is her first Fat Bear Week appearance.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guy voting democrats next election because republicans are too woke.
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That is leaving aside—which we really shouldn’t—that “Republicans win after running on transphobia” would not actually make Democrats who lost in those districts think “darn I wasn’t woke enough”
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“If Democrats win they might eventually start acting like Republicans so we should go straight to Republicans” is an absolutely incoherent mental model here
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cyber professional @permadeath.com · 24/09/2026
we could have had different and stranger problems
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who is “they” in this, is it the government
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the abbot of unreason (a returned archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
leftism that clings to the Battle of Blair Mountain (1921) more than the Battle of Minneapolis (2026) is leftism that is more concerned with aesthetics than historical consequences.
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funferall @funferall.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I think that paper that conceptualizes Finnegans Wake as a latent space proves that James Joyce was the first human to experience AI psychosis. FYI he wrote it for 17 years and then promptly died
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Adverb @adverb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Blindsight.pdf
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Bill Smiley @neokefka99.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She exploded Roy Scheider with her mind.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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