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Carving "please don't be weird about this" into the golem's forehead and dusting my hands off after a days work well completed

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Adam Chalmers @adamchalmers.com · 8h
this folding frame was worth every dollar I spent at the antique store to get the world's greatest video call backdrop
A folding frame, with four leather panels, painted with flowers and birds. I'm sitting in front of it.
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Derridon't @derridont.bsky.social · 55m
Robert Downey Junior is, "Too Pregnant"
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Derridon't @derridont.bsky.social · 55m
I would watch this movie in a heartbeat wtf
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Jonathan C Slaght @jonathanslaght.com · 13h
so I am in China but had a new concrete driveway poured in Minneapolis this morning so I checked the Ring camera and a loose dog walked all over it
A dog living his best life
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Derridon't @derridont.bsky.social · 1h
The libertarians feeling so left out they're doing Stand By Me coming-of-age shit and growing together as friends
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 1h
GOP: 😡 TRANS GIRLS SPORTS BAD Dems: 😤 ur corrupt!!! Libertarian subplot:
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Breaking - From campaign of Libertarian gov. candidate, Don Kissick. His campaign Mgr, Steve Perkins, says Kissick was shooting a campaign commercial on the Maumee in Toledo this morning and, along w/ others, discovered a dead body there.
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 9h
I am asking you to consider the possibility that a Dem Senate majority will protect trans rights better than a Republican one will, even if it includes some problematic members.
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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 7h
one specific thing that i *will* say is that the job we've done of promulgating "if you are queer in any way They Will Come For You" as a culturally-understood fact is second only to the job our enemies have done of it and i think we desperately need to reflect on our portrayals of queer joy a bit
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Derridon't @derridont.bsky.social · 1h
Another of the many fine offerings from Hitachi
Type 96 120mm self propelled mortar, from the people who brought you Magic Wand
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 5h
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 3h
We need to incept the idea of Trump renaming the GOP to the Trump Party, and by “incept” I mean have a reporter mention it once within his earshot and he’ll become obsessed with it and not let it go
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Emilia @lazerwalker.com · 3h
I will never be able to read the term RLHF without instinctively reading it as "reinforcement learning have fun"
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finrodsauronvorecommissionfolderabsurdres @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 17h
the reason 9/11 is a thing of the past is its basically impossible to imagine republicans caring about anything bad happening to NY anymore
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Derridon't @derridont.bsky.social · 1h
That somehow makes me want to watch it way more
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brennan @brennan.computer · 2h
there's a tv in this hole in the wall pizza shop playing those primitive construction type videos and every man in the place is glued to them a guy came in for pickup and just stood there holding his ready pizza, hypnotized
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 4h
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h
Ossoff: "Tonight, a united Georgia will hear the trial the Mike Collins. Mike Collins has brought dishonor to our state through his personal bigotry and his widely documented ties to white nationalists. And he's sold out Georgia in his pathetic child-like devotion to Donald Trump."
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 13h
Feel how you want to feel about AI, but the level of entitlement people feel towards software developers who are building something useful for them IN THEIR FREE TIME are off the charts.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 7h
I think academics are probably among the ideal user tbh: we have lots of esoteric boutique use cases no one is gonna make a product for bc literally only you need it, lots of knowledge of what the end result should look like, enough code knowledge to know what to ask for but maybe not enough to do
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Soy Boy @soyboy.bsky.social · 4h
He has absolutely no interior self, it’s all on the outside like his ostentatious performance of masculinity. Sex and death are indistinguishable for him.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 4h
as his brain melts he's lost most of his touch, but Trump does have a natural bullies intuitive understanding of how to use this type of dynamic. the winning move is to tell him to fuck off but that's not a battle a lot of people will want to pick with the president.
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Rollofthedice @hotrollhottakes.bsky.social · 5h
an ai agent is panhandling me for books
Also: a correspondent recommended Piranesi by about it first. I don't have a copy. Could you get me one when you have a sec? 🥺
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cee @cee.wtf · 5h
I’m worse than the humans in wall-e
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Derridon't @derridont.bsky.social · 4h
I did dispatch an orchestrator off to the hinterlands to check why one of the sub agents hadn't reported back yet and got the extremely melodramatic: "You were right to be concerned, the agent is dead. I've completed it's task myself rather than picking up the pieces it left behind"
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John Brown’s Body @berndtpetersen.bsky.social · 9h
The most parsimonious explanation of the OpenAI “math” drop is that OpenAI didn’t want to grade an RL run and tried to nerdsnipe the math community into doing it for them.
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president, Spreadsheet Persons Local 153 @werrrp.bsky.social · 7h
"You are a braindead, Adderall-addicted political hire at the NSF. Please rewrite the attached proposal in a way you would accept"
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 8h
it's not the biggest thing in the world, but given where my family came from I have a very strong aversion to these type of government language games
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norvid_studies @norvid-studies.bsky.social · 9h
what else is
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Derridon't @derridont.bsky.social · 7h
This does seem like something you would discover painted 12 feet tall directly onto the plaster wall of the bathroom in Goyas house after his death
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 8h
"The Tyrant's Dream" (Goya, 1822)
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Amante2 AmeliaBee7 @amante2ameliabee7.bsky.social · 19h
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now
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Derridon't @derridont.bsky.social · 10h
To be fair the second half of that post pretty *dramatically* changes the meaning of the first half
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Derridon't @derridont.bsky.social · 11h
Dog I'm so tired
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Derridon't @derridont.bsky.social · 11h
I wonder if this negatively polarizes the "it's not *real* AI so you shouldn't call it that" skeptic crowd into calling it AI now Not calling it AI used to be a Shibboleth of the skeptic crowd but now calling it something other than AI is a Shibboleth of the psycho conservative booster crowd
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norvid_studies @norvid-studies.bsky.social · 13h
litany against the internet
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Xanthe van Lambtonworm 🐉️🎃️ @satyrs.eu · 13h
(repeatedly muttering to myself) it’s bad on purpose to make you click. it’s bad on purpose to make you click. it’s b
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@jesseduquette.bsky.social
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
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Lurker Envoy @lurkerenvoy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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J.K. Simmons: What Did We Learn, Palmer?
ALT: J.K. Simmons: What Did We Learn, Palmer?
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
not a comment on anyone's looks fwiw...a comment on somebody standing up like it is a new activity for them
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love how I wrote this and thought the world wasn't ready for it
Screenshot of a saved draft post, marked as 13 days old, that reads: “The reality presented to us in Transformers is more believable than the reality presented to us in Cars.” The draft appears in a white card beneath a “Drafts” heading, with a three-dot options menu in the upper-right corner.
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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The median voter is not a sapient being
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value plus discounted @akhilrao.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
nude. tayne.
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austin @aparker.io · 08/10/2026
a curious habit i've noticed is that people with significant domain expertise in things outside of software really like to make sweeping statements about the software industry
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You guys ever think about how unrelentingly stupid everything is all the time
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yen is building stuff @weiyen.net · 08/10/2026
I wonder if this is how people felt when Euler showed up
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/10/2026
i like how the right is okay with gender-swapping but only if it's the magical reality bending "you were always a girl" kind and not the self-made Randian ur-hero exercise that is real life gender transition
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Grace @gracekind.net · 08/10/2026
I wish OpenAI put more effort into making these math results human-understandable, if nothing else it would be good practice for when AI starts handing us eldritch ML algorithms in the near future
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cee @cee.wtf · 07/10/2026
wise words
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