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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice
Part 1 of 4

A Peanuts Comic. Once again Lucy has goaded Charlie Brown into trying to kick a football, and (as usual) she jerks the ball away at the last second, sending Charlie flying into the air. 

This time however Charlie lands heavily on his neck and is killed instantly.Part 2 of 4

Lucy kicks Charlie Brown to check if he’s dead. Which he is.
Exasperated, and worried she’ll be blamed for his death, Lucy begins to drag Charlie’s now lifeless body towards the creek.Part 3 of 4

Lucy dumps poor ol’ Charlie Brown into the creek and watches him float away.Part 4 of 4

Lucy heads back to Charlie Brown’s backyard to pick a fight with Snoopy in order to establish an alibi.
 
Unfortunately a disheveled, crumpled man with a cigar is already there.

“Miss, have y’seen this dog? He’s best friends with a BIRD. Can you believe that?”

That’s right folks. Columbo is here to avenge Charlie Brown.
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Delc @delc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I already have to spend time with these people on holidays. That is plenty of time to understand their wretched beliefs.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lmfao
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u/Impressive_S... • 215d • Layperson/not...
When can My girlfriend sit on my face again
I'm 21M my Girlfriend 21 F, and I broke my lower jaw 9 weeks ago, it was fractured in 2 places and I have 2 titanium plates and screws in my mouth, everything has gotten back to normal now at this point though, l've been eating and going about my life almost completely normal, but I was wondering if she was able to sit in my face now at this point in jaw surgery. I'm not on any medication I haven't been since week 2 and I'm healing great. Any feedback is greatly appreciated, please and thank you!!!
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"When I ran that red light, I nearly missed that pedestrian"
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Joe Carroll @littoralliminal.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
@maxcannon.bsky.social
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Delc @delc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To the moon!
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During  National Anthem theonion.com/white-sox-fa...
White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During  National Anthem
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
MC
@burntbulb.bsky.social

okay you can't keep taking every one of my posts and photoshopping it
onto sephiroth
2:52 PM - Sep 28, 2026

+ Follow back
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Delc @delc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why the fuck would someone build a steelmill in Iowa?
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Delc @delc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed
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Delc @delc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Even if we concede that it could do these things well, how much is one really willing to pay for this? Can they sell enough ads to make it free? What percentage of that meal plan ends up as sponsored recommendations?
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The oldest millennial is 45. There must be at least one millennial grandparent writing "Lmaoooo" in the family groupchat
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Delc @delc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Art. Hang it in the Louvre
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Humoring conservatives & acting like they make good points over the last 30 years brought us here. You never have to listen to them for the rest of our lives. It's time to treat career arsonists with the contempt they've earned instead of imagining a fake world where they're reasonable interlocutors
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Delc @delc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Each of these stories brings me a little joy
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Delc @delc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Without context this must read like insanity
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Leelee Sobe Iced Tea @ihaveahamradio.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Running on a platform that consists solely of “put Gavin Newsom in the Wicker Man”
Electoral map of the United States going fully Dem, all blue
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Delc @delc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Guess they didn't gargle his balls enough. Will they learn anything?
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Denver Broncos
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
THE GIANTS ARE WINNING THE GOD DAMN *****SUPER BOOOOOOOOWL*****
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Charles Bryan, Part-Time Cat Bed @charleshbryan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In retrospect, it wouldn't have been their most regrettable PR choice.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Elissa Slotkin celebrating 9/11
Girl posing in front of coffin
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 17/03/2025
9/11 has got to be the number 1 single most successful attack in all of human history. totally destroyed the psyche of the worlds most powerful empire and 2 decades later it throws away its own hegemony desperately clawing to regain the confidence it lost
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stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A Venn diagram of making fun of Charlie Kirk
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am sympathetic to Silicon Valley guys ascribing human-level consciousness to AI because if I had to talk to people from Silicon Valley all day I’d probably have a real low bar for sentience too
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Dr Rehaminator's Monster Cock @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"I'm too talented to need shortcuts" goes so fucking hard.
youtube community post from Huggbees that discusses why he does not and will not ever use AI in his art
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Beth @isaythings.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think about this paragraph often. 😁
Image quoting an article that says: 
"Some of these agents had been deployed to Minnesota and told me about their experiences there. A few had been stationed in DC, which surprised me, since the conversion of FBI, ATF, and IRS agents to ICE agents had led me to assume there weren’t many out-of-towners brought in. Some who had not been deployed before asked me what it had been like to be at the surges. One even said he was grateful that he hadn’t been deployed: Apparently, the experience was not alluring for everyone. All the agents who had been to Minnesota told me they never wanted to go back, for any reason."
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Joe Perticone @cheetah.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It was an honor to work with him/ her
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 04/09/2026
this shit isnt sustainable
google currency conversion interface edited to show a rising value of gas to ass, currently at 1 gallon per 56 minutes
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hard to argue.
Being on Bluesky doesn't deliver delirious highs, but it also doesn't lead to crushing lows. Its users are almost entirely Twitter exiles who quit post-Musk, which means there isn't a cornucopia of insane takes found on Old Twitter. The main factions are annoying leftists who hate Chuck Schumer, annoying liberals who hate Chuck Schumer and annoying furries who hate Chuck Schumer.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 30/08/2026
Broken swing sets? Missing basketball nets? Have no fear, Renew Crew is here. Neighborhood parks are meant for recreation — not frustration. If it’s broken, this crew will fix it. If it’s run-down, they’ll renew it. Renew Crew: Coming soon to a park near you.
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Delc @delc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A word had a meaning for nearly a hundred years until bad faith actors tried to obfuscate it, and its important that we: 1. Let them 2. Do not ever question their motives
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Kit @hoosierkit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ways to strengthen the relationship include doing robberies together ❤️
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/08/2026
god i'd give anything to be at the minnesota state fair right now. a hmong corndog, a bucket of chinese sausage and cheese curd dumplings, an order of ube cheesecake wontons, and unlimited glasses of ice cold milk would cure me
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Delc @delc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Testing the limits to see what it takes to get a modern naval crew to mutiny seems like an odd choice
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Aries: Things may seem hopeless now, because they are.
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Nik @tequilayuen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
In light of the recent GTA 6 leak (leek) drama, it's time to take a moment and remember this GTA related internet triple homicide from the days of yore @wapplehouse.bsky.social
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Delc @delc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How does one go about becoming this clueless? It sounds relaxing
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Zack @zackthezack.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’m just spitballing here, but maybe butt loads is the problem that the above poster is having, with regards to getting pregnant.
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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
🆕 D is for Dagger #comic #swordscomic
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Delc @delc.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Suicide? sure_klan.jpg
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 15/08/2026
Will GTA be a commercial success? Absolutely. Will it be good? Nah. They’ve already taken the idea of doing things you can just do in real life to its furthest extent. Plus we hate Real Life Stuff now. Driving? After a long day of DoorDashing? Shooting? I can go to school for that.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Ben Collins O @bencollins.bsky.so... • 35m
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Peter • @notalawyer.bsky.soc... • 2h must've been terrible to date AOC as a regular man because one minute you're dating a bartender who's a bit out of your league and the next there are tabloid stories like "you're not gonna believe how ugly this guy is"
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Dan 🦇🌫️🧛 @danximenes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
In case you missed it #comics
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
look how i'm treated for making a tongue-in-cheek joke 😔
Dan Crenshaw tweets: "I can't believe I live in a world where my only lunch option is a $20 burrito." 

I reply: "not true. republicans eat donald trump's ass every day for free." 

Someone named "The Noooticer" replies to me: "You're brown and larping."
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If you've ever wondered what AC Slater is up to aside from being MAGA, turns out he's posting weird AI fetish content about his niece....?
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 01/08/2026
That’s John Wick.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
i am personally offended that people born after 2000 are on this website
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