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Janette Moser

@mjmoser.bsky.social
6.5K followers 217 following 32K posts

Unattractive and weird. Employee of two autocratic corgis. Voted most sartorially elegant Red Sox fan. Contrarian Birdland enthusiast. Snoopy aficionado. Baltimore. Boston. Union Rep. Dirtbag Coastal Elite. 🚒🚑

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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 42m
NOT LOOKIN GREAT FOR YOURS TRULY
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 8h
Hey, we got a state shark. Nice.
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A Mega Honor For Maryland: Megalodon Named As Official State Shark - The BayNet
SOLOMONS, Md. –As of today, Otodus megalodon, commonly known as megalodon, is Maryland’s official state shark. The extinct species was the largest shark ever to live. With this designation taking effe...
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 11h
Theres a dying bird on my back porch right now so that's a thing I'm dealing with. And we all know I love birds. What a 24 hours I'm having.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 13h
All in favor say aye.✋
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 13h
Baltimore clubhouse 🤝 Boston clubhouse: the focus on fucking analytics is hindering our performance Management: ok so more analytics then
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 13h
Seeing more and more G-wagons around. My area used to have a lot of invisible wealth and apparently we're going visible now.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 23h
Roman Anthony was driven to Boston to have his medical evals today, came all the way back to New York to be with the team tonight, and was one of the last to leave the dugout. I won't hear any slander about how he's lazy and doesn't care.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No I'm not ok.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Alright I'm out. I can't do this.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My blood pressure is probably at lethal levels. Let's bring in Crochet for his very first appearance since like April. NO I'M FINE IT'S FINE EVERYTHING IS FINE
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Slow trot? Go ahead and keep staring.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WILLSONNNNNNNNNNNN
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That was almost certainly Sonny Gray's last game this season and possibly his last game ever and that's how you let him go out?
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YEA. FUCKING EXACTLY. FUCK YOU, DUDE. Chad Tracy go home, you're fucking drunk.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's no fucking way it's Erik Miller warming in an elimination game.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Commercials DURING the inning is fucking insane.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Four innings. Time to give up.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's absolutely insane that this is a wildcard. This is ALCS baseball.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Drink every time they mention where Ben Rice is from if you want to die.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sonny looks great.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
NBC shut up already. Let it breathe omfg.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We've been through a lot together.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mead it is.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My man here in the Earl weaver jersey knows true pain.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Update from Jahmai Webster. Mead possibly available now??
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every time something goes wrong, the ever mercurial Red Sox fans jump back on the BREGMAN DEVERS FIRE BRESLOW SELL THE TEAM bandwagon and it's exhausting. Bregman was a non factor in the postseason last year.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Roman Anthony: exceptional in the WBC, RIP the regular season Gunnar Henderson: exceptional in the WBC, RIP the regular season
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would honestly like to see how Alby would perform without an Elias. Because he got rave reviews from everyone everywhere he's ever worked. Look at this photo. I mean...dude looks like someone who has been taking blows from both sides for 161 games.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Baltimore dad Boston daughter have entered the arena
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sigh
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Exactly. EXACTLY. One of only three to get a hit and the only one with consistently good at bats.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cubs fans you can come sit with us.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey did you guys know what C** S********* and Ben Rice are from Massachusetts? And they play for the Yankees? But they're from Massachusetts! Isn't that so crazy? Have you heard about that? NBC sure as fuck has. I think it's their only fun fact.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LMFAOOOOOOOO
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A playoff game and the people with the seats behind home plate still can't be arsed to leave their little club and watch the game out in the ballpark. Unreal.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aah ok so punt game bullpen management. Got it. You just simply have to win out. NBD.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Roman Anthony again? Ok see you next year I guess.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So glad they took Tolle out for Shein Tolle.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
STOP SWINGING. OMG.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Willson. Bby. Please stop swinging.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
THANK GOD.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would donate real legal tender to see this.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@haillemmy.bsky.social guess what I made. And yes there's vodka in there. Obviously.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Barstool really said Cy Young vs Fat Tolle. Why the hell does anyone even still engage with their content. It's just rage bait and gambling by people who don't know ball.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know how you get that feeling in the pit of your stomach and you're excited but you also want to cry and Adley Rutschman is batting second for your beloved Boston Red Sox against the Yankees in the playoffs and oh my god how did we even get here.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know that impending lineup graphic is gonna hit
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Righty on the mound so lefty lineup and we bloop everything to center right past illustrious second baseman Anthony Volpe. @sooner95.bsky.social
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks, B's.
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