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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Did she say she was kidding? Dev Lemons's workplace micro-romance video is a big hit this week at InfoWars HQ. Watch InfoWars HQ now: bit.ly/4AUe43X
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My kids have been publishing a "family newspaper" with headlines like "Mom's Dinner: Pretty Good!!" etc and it's been very cute, but their latest issue is a searing expose on my five digit polymarket losses and it's dark, folks. I don't see a path back from this one. There might be only one option.
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Cory Snearowski @corysnearowski.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve just been leaked the script..
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kv3-273, 1/1 2026 pyramid family
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"You're listening to The Dipshit Boys where we do an episode by episode deep dive into The Nutshack, but first a word from our sponsor:" "Blingpingo is an agentic mixed reality B2B solution that works across teams to develop scalable marketplace solution paradigms for over half of the Fortune 500"
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdEp...
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The Tim Heidecker Podcast #0001 - Jeremy Levick, Rajat Suresh, Sean Cowan
YouTube video by InfoWars
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On CinemaTim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On Cinema
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 26/09/2026
Thanks to the awesome power of AI, I no longer know my home address
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
AI billionaire: I'm pissing and shitting myself right now. There are 4 people on staff that need to clean me. The future is pissing and shitting yourself and crashing your car Ezra Klein: Wow!
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GMAN: (Naked except socks and an apron and holding a pan) Why. Hello there. Sleepy Head. Looks. Like my. Big. STRONG. Man. Had a. busy night. I made us eggs. Mr. Free. Man. [heh]
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24/7 Frankie Teardrop Challenge @rarerborealis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
just gonna get the Milo Manara 9/11 post out of the way early this year
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Comparing “blogging” to “AI Slop” is the type of take that emerges from being obsessed with how people talk about things instead of being interested in what things are.
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Rhys 📼 @flemishdog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Surviving Edged Weapons (Hardcore Feelings Edit) This is a remake of an old video stuck in 240p, so I recut it using a better copy
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
back in the Twitter days I used to have an account called famous anagrams that was just fun anagrams of celebrity names but the trick was like a third of them were made up. but nobody ever seemed to notice. I think its most popular tweet was “AXL ROSE is an anagram of SNORLAX”
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
hey, I was born in the 80s or 90s and I'm looking for a morally acceptable way to continue to like Harry Potter?? you see, I have this special condition where I just... stopped. somewhere along the way, i let the growth inside me die and i gnawed a hole in the past, and there i sit, and there i rot
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
excited for the new gta* *playing burnout paradise again with the onion infowars on in the background
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mark Zuckerberg has air dropped himself via an aerial drone into the crater of Kilauea for the sin of being wrong five billion times. The lava was 1800F and incinerated his body instantly. His funeral was attended by several BJJ purple belts.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Infinitely more disturbing than any science fiction story about a rogue AI are the real grown adults who believe ChatGPT can think and has a sense of self.
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
read this, now
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
spiderman! whats crackin baby!!
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Andy-Life Equation @andymichaelart.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Bluesky is cool because you can search any videogame and get a pic of a man in a diaper playing it
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SCJ (Classic Formula) @scjre.al · 19/08/2026
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
FREE WET JEANS. Claim your pair now, 'cuz everyone needs their own damp pant.
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Bro you got angry birds’d. Your mean green pig ass got knocked off the level with the physics. Bro
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Alex Navarro @alexnavarro.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
taking out a second mortgage to get season tickets to watch sub-NFL Europe level football inside a PlayStation 6
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This podcast clip contains one of the most devastating pieces of video ever captured. listen to bst.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
every now and then i’m reminded of the time some congressman’s kid was running around the neighborhood vandalizing people’s flowers to build demented bouquets for no one in particular and everyone in his replies was just applauding like the end of evangelion
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Still reeling over that Pwn Sauce!!
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/08/2026
"AI is a conscious being" guys when they see fire in a videogame: owww the fire is burning me in real life
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
look at this pair of perverts
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 04/08/2026
i can’t believe shrek would say this
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Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/07/2026
Classic Onion headline “'I Spilled My Soda, Report Nation's Dopes” but with a picture of Ross Douthat under it
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 24/07/2026
I’m fucking dying
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Vera Drew @veradrew22.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i stepped in human poo walking home from a movie, a lady on a bike passing by evilly laughed at me and said “watch out for that poo” and then her bike tire popped, she crashed, and flipped over her handlebars. hollywood’s a tough town
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