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Cannot be killed. Dunedin, NZ.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Welcome to Just Desserts where we only serve desserts and their quality is determined by the content of your character
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Josh | writer, painter, tinkerer @tworuru.com · 18/08/2025
Counterpoint: This is mad confusing because it is garbage made with AI and few of the birds look much like the birds they look like. Here’s a thought: instead of sharing this, maybe share art made by a human? One who needs it for their livelihood? www.tworuru.com/product/aote...
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Aotearoa New Zealand Native Birds In Hats – PDF
This is a poster featuring all the Birds in Hats to date. It’s designed to look a bit like the world-famous (in New Zealand) Commercial Fish Species of New Zealand poster that’s in all …
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I've loaded 15.9 tons. Almost there. Can't wait to see what I get.
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Robert Yang @radiatoryang.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
new vlog: wearing boots in Aotearoa New Zealand vt.tiktok.com/ZSkWN1wsp/
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
sorry mr luxon what the fuck
We don’t want a conflict because we actually think a conflict is bad for the people who are going to suffer in a conflict. But equally, it also now flows through very strongly to economic prosperity.”
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
New Zealand bucks the trend yet again!!! [checks notes] ….oh
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
little ol me!!! in the washington post!!
a washington post crossword clue reading: message such as @skullmandible's "most cutting thing you can say is 'who's this clown?' because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns" which is a TWEET by YOURS TRULY
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/04/2025
Friday night, baby! Time to crack open another cold one and spend two hours looking at old photos of my kids
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Yorrike. @yorrike.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
David Seymour, despite his many, many (many) failings, did manage to bring people back into the Wellington CBD.
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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
so disappointed after seeing this photo & realizing that's a third llama in the back & not the arm of the right llama ringing a little bell
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I guess it has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to endorse Harris for president wapo.st/3UqHWRM
The Washington Post is not bothering to endorse a candidate in the 2024 presidential election. (Jeff Bezos, the founder of Blue Origin and the founder and executive chairman of Amazon and Amazon Web Services, also owns The Post.)
We as a newspaper suddenly remembered, less than two weeks before the election, that we had a robust tradition 50 years ago of not telling anyone what to do with their vote for president. It is time we got back to those “roots,” I’m told!
Roots are important, of course. As recently as the 1970s, The Post did not endorse a candidate for president. As recently as centuries ago, there was no Post and the country had a king! Go even further back, and the entire continent of North America was totally uninhabitable, and we were all spineless creatures who lived in the ocean, and certainly there were no Post subscribers.But if I were the paper, I would be a little embarrassed that it has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to make our presidential endorsement. I will spare you the suspense: I am endorsing Kamala Harris for president, because I like elections and want to keep having them.
Let me tell you something. I am having a baby (It’s a boy!), and he is expected on Jan. 6, 2025 (It’s a … Proud Boy?). This is either slightly funny or not at all funny. This whole election, I have been lurching around, increasingly heavily pregnant, nauseated, unwieldy, full of the commingled hopes and terrors that come every time you are on the verge of introducing a new person to the world.
Well, that world will look very different, depending on the outcome of November’s election, and I care which world my kid gets born into. I also live here myself. And I happen to care about the people who are already here, in this world. Come to think of it, I have a lot of reasons for caring how the election goes. I think it should be obvious that this is not an election for sitting out.The case for Donald Trump is “I erroneously think the economy used to be better? I know that he has made many ominous-sounding threats about mass deportations, going after his political enemies, shutting down the speech of those who disagree with him (especially media outlets), and that he wants to make things worse for almost every category of person — people with wombs, immigrants, transgender people, journalists, protesters, people of color — but … maybe he’ll forget.”
“But maybe he’ll forget” is not enough to hang a country on!
Embarrassingly enough, I like this country. But everything good about it has been the product of centuries of people who had no reason to hope for better but chose to believe that better things were possible, clawing their way uphill — protesting, marching, voting, and, yes, doing the work of journalism — to build this fragile thing called democracy. But to be fragile is not the same as to be perishable, as G.K. Chesterton wrote. Simply do not break a glass, and it will last a thousand years. Smash it, and it will not last an instant. Democracy is like that: fragile, but only if you shatter it.Trust is like that, too, as newspapers know.
I’m just a humor columnist. I only know what’s happening because our actual journalists are out there reporting, knowing that their editors have their backs, that there’s no one too powerful to report on, that we would never pull a punch out of fear. That’s what our readers deserve and expect: that we are saying what we really think, reporting what we really see; that if we think Trump should not return to the White House and Harris would make a fine president, we’re going to be able to say so.

That’s why I, the humor columnist, am endorsing Kamala Harris by myself!
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
You are in the hills about TETLEY, MARLBOROUGH, a small New Zealand town that is perfectly normal. There is a black pyramid floating slightly off the ground. The engraving at its base says "Funding provided by the Rotary Club". The wind is warm and dry. The pyramid hums and the hum hurts. >>
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
I drew this bee in a wizard hat for some reason
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The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 09/09/2024
Don't know if I ever mirrored it over here, so please enjoy my Unified Theory of Magic Colors.
An image of of the five colors of Magic: The Gathering, with lines connecting each color pair including their Ravnica guild symbol. The individual colors are labeled as follows:

White - Cowards
Blue - Shitheads
Black - Assholes
Red - Bastards
Green - Dumbfucks
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
Fun fact: The earth was named after Eartha Kitt in 1967. Before then, it had no proper name, or was referred to casually in conversation as "the orb"
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IT'S RAINING BEN @bentorkington.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
I don't mind "Business Confidence" being wheeled out every few weeks, it's just one of many bullshit faux data metrics the media need to make their sausages, I just wish more of the working class understood it as "this is how upbeat the boot stomping on my face feels right now"
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/08/2024
In my dreams, I find myself pursued. Stalked down dim hallways by a Thing I cannot name. “You were meant to better the world,” it snarls, “To speak Truth to Power.” I wake to bitter tears drying on my cheek, mourning something important that I’ve lost. Here’s why that’s bad news for the Democrats:
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.…
News headline: Cybertruck on fire in front of Bass Pro Shop in Harlingen
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Danny Lavery @dannymlavery.bsky.social · 28/08/2024
HERCULES: And, as you say, toil — and on the other hand, you said…? VICE: Oh, drinking wine with your shirt off…bisexuality…getting a bed frame… HERCULES: I don’t know what that is? VICE: It’s like a house for your mattress www.thechatner.com/p/hercules-a...
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Hercules At The Crossroads
HERCULES: And, as you say, toil — and on the other hand, you said…?VICE: Oh, drinking wine with your shirt off…bisexuality…getting a bed frame…HERCULES: I don’t know what that is? VICE: It’s like a ho...
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
shit like this is why I can't give up tumblr
Tumblr post from @cellobuster:
Sonic the Hedgehog (sustained speed of 767 MPH) could have made the journey from the Shire to Mount Doom (1718.5 miles) in just over two hours. But also he famously loves rings, so he almost assuredly would have found the thrall of the Ring far too powerful to resist. Tails would have had to shoot him
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 28/08/2024
Tell me a dream that you unabashedly hate. You aren’t allowed to say Cold Swamp Escape, The Rotting Wind, or Everyone Is Facing Away From Me. You gotta put yourself at risk of being canceled here. I’ll start it out with The Man With The Long Teeth.
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/08/2024
one thing they don’t tell you about parenthood is how babies will spend the first few weeks of their lives actively trying to claw their own eyes out
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Bernard Hickey @bernardchickey.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
NIMBYs find a new super-power: covenants. Treasury tells Govt to choose lower interest rates & high land values over healthier people, which National & Labour are fine with because they want the size of Govt to stay under 30% of GDP to make home owners richer. thekaka.substack.com/p/how-covena...
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How covenants trumped density in court
NIMBYs use covenants in 2009 sub-division rules to block 10 homes on 10 new sections in the Nelson Lakes; Court rules covenants give owners extra property rights to keep their alpine views
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Startling Lady of Gore @postnatodepression.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
An undated Plunket Society [Royal New Zealand Society for the Health of Women & Children] chart on the 'decadent tendency' of declining birthrates in the 1910s, used by Truby King. Warns about an influx of Eastern European immigrants outbreeding 'true Americans'. Ref F417/3 University of Otago.
"How are the vast waste spaces of the British Empire to be peopled, if parenthood continues to be evaded both in the Old Country and the Colonies?"
has a chart of birth and death rates per 1000.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
Does the bicycle make women cruel?
A newspaper illustration from where I would guess is the eduardian. We have a woman in a dress with incredibly puffy shoulders that's a early 20th century style riding on a bicycle and she is running over the leg of another woman in similar clothes although with less puffy sleeves who is lying across her own wrecked bicycle and the woman who is running roughshod over the other is looking ahead with no regard for the poor woman she is flattening
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
What else can you say? He was an amazing man. Whether you agreed or not, he was an amazing man who led an amazing life
twitter trends: rest in peace, dracula
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Marc Daalder @marcdaalder.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
Just six companies produce half of New Zealand's emissions, according to the latest data, but the Government aims to stop agricultural firms from reporting their emissions next year: newsroom.co.nz/2024/08/19/n...
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Associate Professor Siouxsie Wiles @siouxsiew.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
Better to get one that has CPC as an ingredient.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 26/05/2024
sick of normal things being given grandiose epithets? you might be part of the great oh fuck off now
CBC News 

photo of a demoralized woman on a computer in an office with the headline:

Stressed at work? Anxious about the wider world? You might be part of "The Great Exhaustion'
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Dr Sarah Hendrica Bickerton 🏳️‍🌈 @sarahhbickerton.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
Took a break from grading papers on a wet & rainy Sunday to be a handylesbian and put together three large flatpack weather-tight outdoor storage bins for my apartment’s back deck, so I can start clearing out my storage unit in the coming weekends 💪🏼🏳️‍🌈🛠️ www.bunnings.co.nz/keter-270l-m...
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bill @wiremu.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
finally; some good news www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5...
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The superstorms from space that could end modern life
Scientists warn there is evidence enormous solar events could occur semi-regularly. If one were to occur today, the effect on Earth could be devastating.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 17/08/2024
coffee coffee magic bean make my brain all sharp and clean fill my brains with lightning bolts make it full of amps and volts get more from the pot right now make my brain go splat, boom pow I love my coffee, it loves me sixteenth time I have to pee
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
this is great for bluesky but how do i turn off UK localization
bluesky navigation menu with items:
- Digs
- Gander
- Noties
- 'aving A Chat
- Feedes
- Queues
- Proufile
- Tweakings

A button says "New Poust, Innit"
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 15/08/2024
I ♥️ capitalism
store display of products for sale beneath a sign reading HORRIFYING GOODS
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
Timeline cleanse: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCJ...
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Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
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Dark Times Academy @darktimesacademy.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
If you're feeling depressed about climate change and the planet, this is the class for you. Sarha and Piers will take you through both the risks we are facing, but also what we can do now, today--to start building a new way of living. Register now for early bird pricing! futurethriving.lilregie.com
DARK TIMES ACADEMY in curved text
Future Thriving
Biophysical Limits, Systemic Risk, and meeting the challenge of Post Growth Transition
Are you concerned about our planetary predicament? About our resilience as we face mounting risks of disruption? Interested in how we can navigate a course toward a future where we can all thrive?
Join Piers Locke and Sarha Kress on this 6 week course to explore these questions and take your next step toward building a resilient and just future.
Register at
https://futurethriving.lilregie.com
Learn more about Dark Times Academy and our courses at www.darktimesacademy.co.nz
Image: A drawing of a brown owl
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Jacob Wren @jacobwren.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
"how glorious it is, and also how painful, to be an exception." - Alfred de Musset
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Felicia Davin @feliciadavin.com · 10/08/2024
local public library is temporarily closed because a protected bat colony was found in the building. unexpected consequence: my toddler now thinks “full of bats” is a common reason not to go somewhere, and has variously claimed his bed, bath, grandparents’ house, etc, are full of bats
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
this guy rules. i love reddit so much
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u/super_argentdawn • 224d
Bendy nails help
I'm trying to hang a photo. My nails always end up
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Normally I just make do with stuff all over the place trying to make my daughter's room perfect. Any advice on what I could be going wrong?Commercial-Ad8834 • 224d
You could be hitting a knot in the wood. Or maybe you're just not hitting it square with the hammer. Try using different nails if all else fails

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Thanks. House made of bricks, so went with a much larger nail

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Are you trying to hammer a nail into bricks?

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Should i not?
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
Found the coziest guy
Red daisy with leaves in background. A tiny crab spider rests dead center in the bloomCloser, you can see he's really nestled in thereCloser, poking out from the center of the fuzzy flower disc floretsCloser still, translucent head and some florets in macro focus
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Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
Apparently the side effect of scrubbing penises off the internet us now AI thinks this is what a naked man looks like. I am also refusing to flag this as nudity on my end, because any actual person who looks at this will agree there is no human genitalia in this picture
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
Protected bike lanes.
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Danny Lavery @dannymlavery.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
I Am Losing The War Against The Dogs Who Want To Lick The Baby www.thechatner.com/p/i-am-losin...
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I Am Losing The War Against The Dogs Who Want To Lick The Baby
Previously: Dogs only want one thing and that’s to lick the baby. “They want to lick the baby, or nothing.
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
Praxis
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guy off of the computer @explod.es · 03/08/2024
Husband's Kiss
A bunch of fish
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