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Coming dangerously close to hijinks🖖🏼. Aotearoa.

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Ben Ross @benakl.bsky.social · 33m
Wait is it a Ram or Ewe?
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Yorrike. @yorrike.bsky.social · 41m
Seeing some news article or documentary in the early 80s which showed kids smoking cigarettes and dirty and I was shook.
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Grumpy @grumpyyetamusin.bsky.social · 4h
If NZ MPs are allowed to claim money for the money the could be earning if they were renting out their houses instead of living in them, can I do the same?
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Yorrike. @yorrike.bsky.social · 54m
Went for a walk and was passed by a group of goths. As a 90s teen, I appreciate our traditions are being preserved. (Yes, yes, the Cure in the 70s)
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Yorrike. @yorrike.bsky.social · 2h
UV at 6, so it’s hat season.
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Te Ara Paerangi Com - Research Advocacy Capability @te-ara-paerangi.community · 5h
How many Masters and PhD researchers on a living wage would 1 km of this road pay for per year? *1,173* There are 11 km of the road. On average it takes 4 years to do a PhD in Aotearoa and about 2 years to do a Masters. So, 2,346 PhDs and 1,173 Masters degrees properly paid while doing research.
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Peter Sime @petesi.me · 5h
#nzpol
The 4 panel meme of a pigeon doing stand-up. The pigeon says, "I'm announcing a new road". An audience member heckles the pigeon saying "Boo. Get better material!" The pigeon, visibly distressed and speechless consults cue cards, which just say "Roads, roads,roads..."
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🐻Iona🐻 @bewarethefish.bsky.social · 4h
Labour neolibs still committed to their 1980s policies of transferring public assets into private hands eh. If NZTA have "spare land" on their books it should go back to the local iwi it was almost certainly originally stolen from. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
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Labour to require NZTA to potentially give up spare land for petrol stations
It's part of a policy aimed at improving competition in the sector.
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Yorrike. @yorrike.bsky.social · 5h
Hang on. In order to lower fuel prices, you want us to build more petrol stations!? Have you been huffing petrol!?
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Jolisa Gracewood @nzdodo.bsky.social · 6h
Point made, nobody harmed, but yikes that was close!😱 NZ Greens announcement – promising funding for urgently needed solutions to the many risky level crossings along Auckland’s Western Line – illustrated in real time at Morningside this morning. (Also, note the many modes of travel! 🚊🚗🚶🏻‍♀️🚲🛴) #nzpol
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Louise Hutt @saycheeselouise.bsky.social · 6h
Our central city vibrancy policy just 👏 makes 👏 sense 👏
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Yorrike. @yorrike.bsky.social · 5h
When you say e-bike, what do you mean? We really need better terms to separate pedal assist e-bike from electric motorcycles and dirt bikes.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 9h
Exactly. This is such a lie. Email had a purpose. The internet had a purpose. Search had a purpose. Everybody loved Silicon Valley in the 90s because they made shit that did what it promised. Now 3 guys who never made SHIT have ALL the money in SV. They're scam artists. Not engineers.
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 7h
All the men writing about this might be a little less chinstroke-y if they came to the shocking realisation that OUR MONEY WAS STOLEN
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Yorrike. @yorrike.bsky.social · 16h
Look, my many, many typos aside, I’m a legitimate scholar. I have a masters degree. I wrote a damn book on my research. I like to think I have a command of the English language. So can someone with a higher command please tell me what the fuck Winston is saying here? m.youtube.com/shorts/OZ_68...
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Blurry: Who does the status quo really serve? Watch the full interview with Winston Peters.
YouTube video by Video ad upload channel
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 20h
I haven't looked forward to a superhero movie this much in a long time
A sign for a public toilet in Japan 'Toiletman'
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Jolisa Gracewood @nzdodo.bsky.social · 21h
“LANDLORD IS NOT A JOB” Auckland, New Zealand, 2026 @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social
“LANDLORD IS NOT A JOB”, graffitied in white pen on the railing of a footbridge over Auckland’s Northwestern Motorway, between Arch Hill and Eden Terrace.
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MeatMechSuit @meatmechsuit.bsky.social · 18h
Me too
Four cell comic.
1. A bird asks a bear eating: ‘Beartato, what are you eating?’ ‘Candy’ it replies.
2. The bird asks ‘Does it quell the roaring emptiness inside of you?’
3 Beartato replies, whilst still eating: ‘Briefly’.
4. The bird joins Beartato in stuffing their face with candy.
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Yorrike. @yorrike.bsky.social · 20h
A rare misstep from Simeon Brown #nzpol
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Sophie @gloomcookie.bsky.social · 21h
I love how some nouns in german are just "[related concept] thing". Flugzeug - flying thing Werkzeug - work thing Spielzeug - playing thing Feuerzeug - fire thing
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Yorrike. @yorrike.bsky.social · 21h
I love how things in other languages sound great until you say them in English in monotone Croissant - crescent Pain au chocolat - bread with chocolate Costa del Sol - sun coast Rio Grande - big river Te Whanganui-a-Tara - Tara’s big harbour Rotorua - two lakes Spaghetti - noodles
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Even though she didn't pay rent, you cannot visit a tenant without written notice. Also if he was planning on evicting her, he also would need to provide written notice, and if she doesn't move out he should've called the cops, at no point should he be visiting her apartment without notice
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Miriam Ross @miriamruthross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What's even better than trains (wait, nothing is better than trains 😂). What's a really fantastic add on... affordable public transport across the motu, for all of us 💚🚃🚍🚃💚 www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3610...
stuff.co.nz
Greens promise $2 capped fares and free travel for millions
The Greens are promising free travel for children, students and several other groups, with bus and train fares capped at $2 for everyone else.
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Marama Davidson @maramadavidson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Coleaders have already said we would not lead Greens into any arrangement with them. It's a non goer. Focus is on Party Vote Greens so we have the biggest mandate.
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Marama Davidson @maramadavidson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fam. It's not like the Greens have never loved trains. But sure, must be a secret plan instead.
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David Hood @thoughtfulnz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They don't give out I voted stickers any more, so make sure today you will be getting your election souvenir mailed to you.
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Alex Turner @turnerinroc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Reading "Life After Cars" and was blown away by this fact. A light rail station being added to a rural area in Japan reduced health care costs in that community to the tune of $600 per person per year!! 🤯
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Yorrike. @yorrike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And the upcoming diesel apocalypse is going to hit right around election time. It's going to be brutal, and if there's the mandate, a rapid switch to rail may be required as we won't be able to ship things around with diesel trucks at a price anyone is willing to pay.
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Huia Sue @huiasue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
NZ Greens “Budget” & FairTax plan is fully costed & fantastic. FREE GPs, Dentists & childcare‼️Less tax for 96% NZers‼️ #climatechange action, conservation; a $395/wk income guarantee‼️ & the wealth tax is v similar to Australia’s! 💚❤️🖤#nzpol www.greens.org.nz/tax_system_f...?
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Tim Robinson @tim12rob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, I have many questions too. First of which us, how did such an appallingly bad AI image even make it this far? Maybe Kiwi Drivers need to know what side to drive on?? Or maybe how to park a bus *in* a shelter? Or maybe how overtaking lanes are o lying wide enough for a bike? Or.. #NzHerald #AI
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Yorrike. @yorrike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think the Auckland CRL has shown Kiwis love trains. And now the Greens step in and say “What about the CRL, but for the whole country?” And people, who remember love the CRL, are saying “Yes! Choo choo motherfucker!”, and hopefully choo choo motherfucker we shall. #nzpol
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🚄Rob✅✅🚆 @robdickinson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How are they paying for a new bus?
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SpecsChic: Show me cats! I love real specs, not perve glasses! @specschic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Losing track of how many times I've watched this, play over and over. 🤣
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Louise Hutt @saycheeselouise.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today's questions from a definitely unbiased candidate debate: "Why are the Greens polling so well when you had someone who shoplifted at the start of the term?" "Why do you think people don't like Chloe Swarbrick so much?" I wish I was kidding.
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Ben Ross @benakl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
which neither of those stack in the absolute slightest
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Yorrike. @yorrike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is now 🇳🇿🚂 ChooChooSky, sorry I don’t make the rules.
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trains rights ✅✅
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Yorrike. @yorrike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Make this how Kiwis get around!
A London Tube style map showing the rail network in Te Ika-a-Māui.
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Ben Ross @benakl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also means there is an internal poll somewhere
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🚄Rob✅✅🚆 @robdickinson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#NewZealand if we elect the Greens ✅✅
The future if we elect the Greens
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Yorrike. @yorrike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is such a good policy because we’re not building the network from scratch. It’s already there and just needs upgrading. We used to build trains and rolling stock ourselves, and we could do it again creating high paid, skilled jobs. It doesn’t need to stack up commercially. It’s the government.
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Ben Ross @benakl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Greens propose Inter City Rail that costs less than Roads of National Party Significance, have a higher Benefit Cost Ratio than Roads of National Party Significance, and even NZF supports it. Of course National wont despite their conservative voters supporting it because Luxon is a fuckwit
rnz.co.nz
Green Party announces plan for passenger rail between major NZ cities
The Green Party says it will connect the country with intercity passenger rail services, if elected.
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hahahahahah thespinoff.co.nz/society/03-1...
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Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot
But for every lustful post killed by a legal threat, another 10 take its place.
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Jennifer Ouellette @jenlucpiquant.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hawaii's iconic 550-year-old Hōlei Sea Arch collapses www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Hawaii's iconic 500-year-old Hōlei Sea Arch has collapsed into the sea
The lava rock formation protruding from the rocky cliffs of Volcanoes National Park crumbled some time last weekend.
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Foxes @foxylustygrover.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kick ‘‘em in the guts Trev
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Matt Davies @mattdaviescartoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oopsie. Newsday.com/matt
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anti-government posters seen around Wellington, New Zealand
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Te Ara Paerangi Com - Research Advocacy Capability @te-ara-paerangi.community · 02/10/2026
Countering the BIG LIE. "We should not be too surprised at this, despite the vast effort that goes into trying to convince us the state can’t run things efficiently. We know from our own experience that the state, even in crisis, can deliver healthcare much more efficiently than the private sector."
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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The fact that disgraced National MP Chris Penk is now writing opinion pieces on the election for Stuff News is a real bad look for Stuff News. Why would Penks political opinion be anything but bias? He literally campaigned for National Party THIS YEAR
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