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DataShade

@datashade.bsky.social
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I am not Bob the Angry Flower. I am not a content creator. I am a normie-adjacent weirdo with a lifelong lucky streak of falling into the social orbit of talented and amazing people. Ok, fine: "reply guy"

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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if parasocial relationships are bad how come they feel good*, smart guy? *sports fandoms are not parasocial relationships
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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
consciously choosing to believe they were both like "obviously it's gonna have to be a dozen or two" and figuring those are low numbers for churchill.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
While Millennials and Gen Z blame each other for ruining society, the same monsters that have been ruining society since before we were all born are laughing their asses off. Generational divides are made up, and that’s fine until they’re weaponized to keep us fighting over complete bullshit.
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“james adomian” @jadomian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This unrivaled American police state doesn’t factor its own Achilles Brain into its strategic calculations: bsky.app/profile/jado...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A bastion of Irish American excellence
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@ScottWalker @GovWalker please stop using our music in any way...we literally hate you !!!
Love, Dropkick Murphys
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Beru VT - Chonky Pallas Cat Vtuber @berugi-vt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Millenials bitching about "identity politics" and "pronouns in bio" when they have "disney adult" and their wizard school house in their bio 😔
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The rise of "geek" fandom has been an unqualified disaster. A subculture of people who make something more of a personal identity than others do should never have become the default mainstream means of interaction with media
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you run ttrpgs? These are a godsend too. Don't make the slop machine regurgitate something for you for more money.
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Jake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This was a two act play by the Russians. It’s both a tragedy and a comedy.
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Christine M. Moeller, PhD @christinemmoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is brutal.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you have $100 million to spend on ads saying you shouldn’t be taxed you’re not being taxed enough Google cofounder Sergey Brin has spent $102 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses fortune.com/article/how-...
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Google co-founder Sergey Brin has now spent $100 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses | Fortune
The state’s ultrawealthy, including Larry Page and Peter Thiel, have similarly donated to efforts opposing the wealth tax.
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*Stefan, do you think that I'm somehow *imagining* a medieval Muscovite prince whose bones were disinterred, conveyed to the Russo-Ukrainian front and then lost in a killer-robot assault
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh, you think it's a bad thing that Trump is constantly falling asleep during meetings? Well guess who else sleeps all day long. Babies, that's who. That means President Trump has the energy of someone 79 years younger than him. Checkmate, liberals.
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Alan Jackson @akjackson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When Sarbane-Oxley passed, and made C-suite persoanlly liable with jail time, we suddenly had annual, required training on how not to violate the act. It got the executives attention. Company fined? Cost of business. Exec jailed? Nope, can't allow that.
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Hagen Blix @hagenblix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We should stop indulging the weird god complex at the heart of the "broken culture" at the AI companies, and start treating them like the mundane criminally negligent narcissists they are
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is the way bsky.app/profile/hage...
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Newsletter is out! I've noticed some panic over what the government should be doing to regulate AI. I have a pretty simple solution, make the people who put out harmful products afraid of prison link.heartlandsignal.com/v/443/b6619d...
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Damjan Gjorgievski @damjangj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Artist! Quote with your art with dramatic lighting!
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
10yo asked what i did at the festival and i said oh it's a book festival, so i just talked about my books, and he said "yikes" under his breath
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m kinda curious if anyone is making a version of Pixelsense these days. Very niche but imagine if you got an open source version of this. bsky.app/profile/mech...
The pixelsense table
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This, to me, is feminism
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.)
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
whenever Biden got to give Israel more weapons it was like the old man in Texas Chainsaw Massacre drinking blood, he sprung back to life
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want to believe that someone at the Times knew what they were doing here.
New York Times homepage link reading: 
FRANK BRUNI AND BRET STEPHENS:
Behold the Paragons of Rank Incompetence
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tarlov is a fascist collaborator who takes money in return for legitimizing a far-right propaganda network. The show on which she appears — which advances the MAGA cause — would *cease to function* without her. She is a vital part of their effort.
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Sarah Rose @thesarahrose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
FFS
New York Times screenshot: 

Cornell Police Report Omitted Student's Claim
She Was Raped

Documents obtained by The New York Times show that the campus police at Cornell University sent a condensed statement to a prosecutor, who then declined to bring charges.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hate the way they let Watters, et al treat her, but as long as she says stuff like this...
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes, well.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 01/10/2026
it's incredibly unprofessional behavior for a purported "head of T&S" but I for one appreciate not having to see any of his dog shitt posts
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FEARsten @k-a-aitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"When you criticize Cornell administration, here's who you're really hurting" [holds up a human shield made of rape victims]
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 01/10/2026
we talk about how in the early days of bsky people who'd never had any real engagement went berserk with power after getting 500 followers but people ignore how the same thing has happened to every dev and mod on this web site lol
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t go high when they go low. I get LOUD. Because the soul and humanity of this country are at stake. /end
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David Allsopp @doublehelix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chuck Jones' Rule 8. "Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote’s greatest enemy."
The trolley problem. The road runner is on one of the trolley tracks, and Wile E. Coyote is in charge of the switch.

When he throws the switch, the trolley falls vertically through the tracks. A trick of the perspective means he is actually underneath, not beside the track, so he is flattened by the trolley.
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DataShade @datashade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If children are property then empathy is grand larceny
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Alex P. 👹 @saddestrobots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ultimately every "culture war" is a also a war about child-rearing, and nothing pisses off conservatives more than the thought that someone might teach their kid an ounce of kindness, discernment, or self esteem
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Steven is one of our best here in Nashville. Stellar reporter, exceptional writer, and all around admirable human being. Follow him here: @iamstevenhale.bsky.social.
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the Cubs winning shunted us to the bad timeline could the white Sox winning get us back to the good one?
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 01/10/2026
"As if the dancing weren’t enough, when my kids yell 'HEAVY,' I’m expected to pantomime that whatever I’m holding is unbearably heavy. That works fine with a pen. It’s even manageable with a cup of hot coffee. But when holding your best friend’s newborn?" buff.ly/rusRXII
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An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop
“As if the dancing weren’t enough, when my kids yell ‘HEAVY,’ I’m expected to pantomime that whatever I’m holding is unbearably heavy. That works fine with a...
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 01/10/2026
it’s become so normal for people to disclose their rapes to appeal to people’s humanity around rape cases that we don’t think about how disgusting the need to do that is put the worst moment of your life out for public consumption, so that half the comments can call you a liar.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One Halloween we got really into Spooky Mix and at one point during a party we stood in a circle and all tried to synchronize it on our phones together and it made us clinically mentally ill for like 5-10 minutes.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good thread about Third Way because the usual suspects around here were saying that they're totally on our side because they agreed with one good position. Anyway,
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
good ol' @jessefarrar.com from the top rope www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
“I think if you keep betting on ‘Nothing happens,’ you’re only wrong once, and then it’s like, ‘Well, great. I’m glad I was wrong,” Farrar said. “But until then, I’ve racked up a million victories on ‘Bad things don’t happen to powerful people.’ That’s how the world is organized, you know.”
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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“I know it’s against the law, but I just think that non-white voters should have to guess how many bubbles are in a bar of soap.”
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The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 01/10/2026
they shouldn't have made sports gambling via app so popular if they didn't want to get the big guns involved
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stephen A Smith voice: “lemme tell you something, we don’t care”
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
street art goatse
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh you mean showing this guy’s briefs-swaddled dick at their midterm party for assholes wasn’t a brilliant tactical decision bsky.app/profile/swin...
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DataShade @datashade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One day someone asked a question and fake Joe Lieberman said "good gravy! you people need to find Jesus" and fake Ulala from Space Channel 5 said "senator, aren't you an orthodox jew?" and fake Lieberman replied "I don't want these hyperviolent freaks coming to synagogue"
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