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Smoking Hot Satan

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cryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 17h
you ever look at some art and say to yourself, "This is the gayest guy ever," and then read the wikipedia
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 17h
the thing about ratchets is, when they fail, they fail catastrophically. survive. if for no other reason than to revel in the arterial lacerations the snap will eventually give them all. we're gunna win.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 17h
The Last Starfighter (1984): Flying StarCar, art by Ron Cobb
Flying StarCar over a canyon, art by Ron CobbFlying StarCar in orbit of a planet
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Cinisash 🏳️‍⚧️ @cinisash.bsky.social · 17h
Everyone needs to stop making fun of this, If we play our cards right we can get Elon inside this bad body and just let a Tesla do what it does naturally. Wow, this car is so cool. A cool, fun, sexy guy with a normal shaped torso who is really funny would look really cool doing flips in this thing
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
A digital illustration of a black crowned night heron in profile looking right, with a prominent bright red eye making them look especially expectant. Standing on a rock with green river-like swirly colors behind. The drawing is framed by a simple line, and under the frame lettering reads, 'Maybe it will happen today'.
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 17h
"Sure, some of those chumps might have been rich, unsympathetic Wall Street traders; but some of them might have been your pension fund. Were this an isolated incident, it would be bad enough." There's more! The latest edition of Receipts from @crampell.bsky.social:
lnk.thebulwark.com
Just. So. Much. Corruption.
On depravity and deprivation in Trump’s America.
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Smoking Hot Satan @darthmarmalade.bsky.social · 16h
Does he?
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Matt Gabriele @profgabriele.com · 17h
happy John Brown day!
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 17h
‘We need a goat that is somehow also a Cenobite’
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Dr. Joanna Horrocks-Paschedag @joannahorrocks.bsky.social · 21h
From dream to heartbreak in four short questions
Text from Google Search:
People also ask
Why do Damascus goats look like that?
What is the purpose of a Damascus goat?
How much do Damascus goats cost?
Why are Damascus goats so expensive?
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Smoking Hot Satan @darthmarmalade.bsky.social · 17h
“Apologies. I can't talk right now. I'm thinking about how much better my life would be if I
was on a fake spaceship instead of
doing whatever this is.”

— A T-shirt that I want.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
There's a Politico (lol) piece entirely about how Republicans' hope right now is that the polls are all way off and they only get a MILD wipeout and first of all it's full of a bunch of nonsense but the best part is how it ends on this incredible bit:
"The strategist also noted that the polling right now reflects a change in the electorate as profound as those seen after Watergate and 9/11.

“It would be so historically unprecedented you’d have to presuppose we’re staring down the barrel of a generational national trauma that no one is aware of,” the strategist said."
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The Girl of Lemongrab @mc-hesher.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Generational national trauma, huh bsky.app/profile/mc-h...
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
some deranged lunatic is going to storm an elementary school with an ar15 looking for the schools surgical center and the media is going to pretend we have no idea where they got that idea from
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Alisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Kids were safer back in the '90s and early '00s with A/S/L creeps than they are today with ChatGPT.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"The robot that can't set an alarm consistently and doesn't know how many Rs are in strawberry thinks you're a liar."
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a wizard @towerwizard.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The wizard is walking to town. He watches something very large and very far away in the sky as he walks.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 15/10/2026
So have Forbes, FT, fast company, Bloomberg, or the Wall Street journal started asking the pertinent question yet? (The pertinent question is, "if this is what character[.]ai's books looked like, what the fuck is going on inside anthropic and openAI?")
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Four Point Five Cantina, ORSL @fourpointfivecantina.com · 15/10/2026
Well shit I never thought to work this into my Game Simulators. Probably because I'm not an evil corporate piece of garbage
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Sonja Drimmer @sonjadrimmer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
First, BASIRA is a great project (I'm on the board of advisors, so I'm not impartial). Second, here's an example of a manuscript that survives in its original chemise binding. It's a 15th-century copy of the Nova Statuta from England, a book containing parliamentary statutes.
The shelfmark is: The National Archives E 164/10. In this photo, the manuscript is open to a page with a decorative floral border beginning a new section of the statutes. The chemise binding is now greyish brown, and the original clasps that would have held the book shut are visible, attached to one edge of the binding.
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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
As always, Joseph Heller hit the nail on the head.
 
Milo had been earning many distinctions for himself. He had flown fearlessly into danger and criticism by selling petroleum and ball bearings to Germany at good prices in order to make a good profit and help maintain a balance of power between the contending forces. His nerve under fire was graceful and infinite. With a devotion to purpose above and beyond the line of duty, he had then raised the price of food in his mess halls so high that all officers and enlisted men had to turn over all their pay to him in order to eat. Their alternative - there was an alternative, of course, since Milo detested coercion and was a vocal champion of freedom of choice - was to starve.
Joseph Heller, Catch-22
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Here is my beautiful ad I pushed into peoples' ChatGPT sessions, telling them that ChatGPT is not private, and human contractors are hired to read real users' ChatGPT prompts. I targeted the ad to people asking ChatGPT about privacy, AI, whether chats are private www.404media.co/how-chatgpt-...
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Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This is it. From 2016: thecorrespondent.com/5696/were-he...
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We’re heading into dark times. This is how to be your own light in the Age of Trump
Having studied authoritarian states for over a decade, I would never exaggerate the severity of the threat we now face. But an American kleptocracy is exactly where president-elect Trump and his backe...
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
it has been so hard for democrats to understand this is what people want to hear and not "i seek bipartisan solutions with my friends across the aisle." no! we want to hear how youre gonna fuck up nazis and misogynists and homophobes and bring us into the goddamned star trek future
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
the older i get the more my mom's assertion that the way to fix homelessness is to just take the houses from the super rich and let people live there sounds rational and even moderate
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
as my late mother used to say: this is the richest country in the world this kind of thing should simply not exist. homelessness should not exist in america. especially an america where a racist chud like elon musk is paying practically no taxes
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A Hero? Wyth a Thousande Faces? Yn thys economye?
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Trevor Bartlett @trevorbartlett.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The rot is on the inside
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Data Report @datareport.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Here is a reality check for you. Covid has not dropped much early this fall and, in fact, has gone back up again on the most recent CDC update. Flu is early this year. There is no lull in illness between the summer Covid wave and the winter Virus soup. Mask the heck up!
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We made this very motivational comic.
1) *Rocket blasting off to the moon* “Shoot for the moon”
2) *Rocket going past moon* “Even if you miss”
3) *Astronaut tethered to rocket surrounded by stars* “You’ll land among the stars”
4) Astronaut, zoomed in: I will die alone up here.
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A Simple Tailor @especiallythelies.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Truly the only way someone can look at the last 1000 years of history of the British Isles and claim “demographic stability” is to accept a hardcore racist perception of racial identity.
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DarkLordNecro, PNW Progressive @darklordnecro.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The "controversial" comic with over 43 false reports to silence the creator and the real feel of the people. Enjoy, like and reshare "The Day All Billionaires Died..." By #noneofthisisok
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Every movie, song, and book that you love was made without the technology that people who don’t make art are now insisting is necessary for making art.
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nomadicbelle.bsky.social @nomadicbelle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Does Lewis mention that every GOP Senator voted on 3/14/25 AGAINST rehiring the Veterans that DOGE had just fired without cause. Again: The GOP Senators unanimously voted against giving Veterans their jobs back. Some of these GOP Senators are up for re-election this November.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Hard not to notice that Democrats who are doing the best are the ones who are leaving this whole civility-and-norms, we-go-high, we-need-a-strong-Republican-Party bullshit behind and are simply giving Republicans exactly what they all ought to get at all times, which is undisguised contempt.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Billions of dollars’ worth of contracts predicting oil would fall and the S&P 500 would rise were placed about 15 minutes before Trump announced a U-turn on Iran in a post on Truth Social. CFTC staff began to investigate...then were told to lay off. www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
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CFTC Staff Were Told to Retract Analysis of Suspicious Oil Trades
Chairman’s adviser intervened to take over examination of lucrative bets that were made around Trump reversal on Iran power plant attack.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 14/10/2026
I think part of why we're rejecting "AI" en masse is because when the Internet went commercial, it was a unifying event that invited participation and interaction. "AI" is an isolating technology that's meant to reduce human participation as much as possible. How is that fun?
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Smoking Hot Satan @darthmarmalade.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That’s the only thing I like about it. Ugly is a choice, and one I could respect if it were backed up with good engineering and solid manufacturing. Unfortunately, the ugly in this case is more than skin-deep.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 14/10/2026
slowly, laws and regulations have eventually whittled hotel floorplans incredibly homogenous across this country. however, plastering every inch of the naked room in reflections wasn't laws and regulations, it was just convergent evolution because hotel architects are fucking hateful freaks
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Moi @theredshoes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The earliest they could do was the 20th. The gold standard is within the first three days apparently but two of those were Sat and Sun. :-/ The v sweet audiologist was like "spread the word! People dismiss this!" which is why I'm posting publicly, lol
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Lucy Bellwood @lubellwoo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Okay #PortfolioDay let's go. I'm Lucy Bellwood, Adventure Cartoonist. I tell stories that ignite a sense of possibility! If I’m going somewhere, I want you to come with me. I love traditional media, the postal service, great big boats, & using comics to make people feel less alone. lucybellwood.com
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/10/2026
here's Bruce Blakeman tonight claiming "I never said that I would cut Medicaid in half" -- immediately followed by a clip of him saying on Fox Business in June that "we make sure we cut Medicaid in half"
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Rikibeth @rikibeth.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The problem with being an experienced sewist is that there are only so many shortcuts your pride will allow you to take. So I used the selvedges to avoid finishing the seams, and the waistband has no interfacing and is topstitched, the gathers aren’t perfectly spaced… but I’m hand hemming it.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
shoutout to most of you who are cool and weird and not jerks
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Smoking Hot Satan @darthmarmalade.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“French toad.”
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Maria Drutska @mariadrutska.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Trump is such a belligerent narcissistic piece of shit. F*ck I hope he gets destroyed at the midterms and gets impeached, along with that alcoholic lying piece of shit Hegseth
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Smoking Hot Satan @darthmarmalade.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The Infinite Vulcan
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Denys Beecher @dbeecher.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
People just need more practice. I've been ignoring stupid prequel canon in favor of headcanon since at *least* 1999.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/10/2026
farritor and kliger are the two who i want to see in orange jumpsuits being hauled off to prison
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
AI execs: “Our product is going to kill you 🥰😘” the general populace: “we don’t think you should do that” AI execs, dancing on a yacht powered by orphans: “Yooouuurre gonnnaaa diiiieee🎶🎵” everyone else: “i really don’t like this” AI execs, frolicking atop a mountain of skulls: “Why so hostile??”
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