Reposted by Cobra WinfreyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/10/2026would someone mind dumping a gallon of apple juice on whatever rack this thing lives on 865934663 5.9K
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyBrynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Me: *thinking to myself after someone wrongs me* You made an inconsequential and powerless enemy today my friend 2660169 660
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyLauren Dracula 🧛♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now 1724241528 4.2K
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyAmanda @apocalypticamanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Universe protect this badass woman. ✊ 542263 422
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026cop: license and registration please me: (hands him uno reverse card) license and registration please cop: ah man 748193 481
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ask your doctor if jeopardizing your health to make the rich richer is right for you 15653178 653
Cobra Winfrey @darkphetus.com · 06/09/2026western michigan got fucking robbed. that phantom second should never have been put back on the clock 010 1
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Every time a jobs report is released the entire media ecosystem reports it credulously without reminding everyone that last August Trump fired the person in charge (because the report was bad) and replaced her with a loyalist. apnews.com/article/trum...apnews.comTrump removes official overseeing jobs data after dismal employment reportPresident Donald Trump on Friday had his team remove the head of the agency that produces the monthly jobs figures, after a weak report showed hiring slowed and was much weaker in April and May than p... 1322839 228
Reposted by Cobra Winfreybakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026dear lord in heaven please dont let the tennis ball fired from the american gladiators annihilator cannon strike me in my testicles and make me hurl up on tv. lord please give larry csonka the grace to praise my athleticism on his csonkatrator 868959 689
Reposted by Cobra Winfreycaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026when i bite into a Thom Yorke Peppermint Patty i get the sensation of the breath of the morning i keep forgetting the smell of the warm summer air i live in a town where you can't smell a thing you watch your feet for cracks in the pavement up above aliens hover making home movies for the folks ba 920426 204
Cobra Winfrey @darkphetus.com · 16/08/2026bruhyoutu.beDATA CENTER FORNICATORYouTube video by Private Island 000 0
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyWaldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 13/08/2026Congress passed the Corporate Transparency Act. Trump vetoed it. Congress overrode his veto on a bipartisan vote. So Trump has decided to simply not enforce the law. I do not understand the role of Congress anymore. I guess they just make suggestions?nytimes.comTreasury Scales Back Scrutiny of U.S. Shell Companies (Gift Article)The Trump administration will not enforce reporting requirements of the 2021 Corporate Transparency Act, which was intended to crack down on money laundering. 892658891 2.7K
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026gets incredible air here 255145393362 14.5K
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyChris B-Eeeeek!-ler 👻 @cwbuecheler.com · 06/08/2026I would like to see more companies admit this - being a public company no longer means running a successful, thriving business. It strictly means delivering growth to investors, every single quarter, who do not care at all about the product the company sells or the people who produce it. 6062981900 6.3K
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyJason Fry @jasoncfry.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Those of you eager to serve wealthy MLB owners as volunteer Pinkertons won’t like to read this, but as usual Joe Sheehan nails the real problem: 691417405 1.4K
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/07/2026GM CEO Mary Barra is introducing Trump at his rally. Something to keep in mind if you're in the market for a vehicle anytime soon. 93973632644 7.4K
Reposted by Cobra Winfreylauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/07/2026fellow millennials, let's take a second to appreciate how great it feels to be in the prime marketing demographic catered to by all of the culture. I get now why boomers wanted it to last forever 1405526757 5.5K
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyMeade Krosby @meadekrosby.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Purely anecdotal, but I used to get a cough each winter that would last months - since replacing our gas stove with induction several years ago, my lungs have stayed clear. I'm delighted but not entirely surprised by results of this study. We should not be burning gas in our homes (or anywhere). 261141261 1.1K
Reposted by Cobra Winfreyslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 20/07/2026without the world cup how will i know when to hidratacion 217316 173
Cobra Winfrey @darkphetus.com · 19/07/2026i would pay money to make this fifa world cup halftime show stop and never come back 031 3
Reposted by Cobra Winfreyjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/07/2026the mcgriddle is a miracle of modern technology 1172484139 2.5K
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyGuilty🕷Abroad @jjgass.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Google Translate claims this is already in English 629529 295
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Some amazing quotes in this article about how Ford replaced hundreds of engineers with AI, which broke a bunch of shit causing billions in damage and forcing them to rehire those people. www.the-independent.com/tech/ford-ai... 20461911774 6.2K
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Dylan, on life in your 80’s, is incredible. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/o... 229119643096 12K
Reposted by Cobra Winfreydr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight. 210284665682 28.5K
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 06/06/2026After consulting with my attorney I’ve been advised that what I actually want to say about this would be ill-advised so I’ll just say that he couldn’t possibly be clearer about which side of D-Day he’s identifying with 463881779 3.9K
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyBest of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 04/06/2026get his ass, doja 8881102 881
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 01/06/2026happy pride 💕 77109362186 10.9K
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 29/05/2026The chief of staff for GOP rep/likely senate nominee Mike Collins group chatted with Richard Spencer and Nick Fuentes, told them he'd make sure racist gnome Chuck Johnson is treated well in federal prison. Also, today I learned that Johnson and JD Vance were text pals . . . in 2024!slate.comWhy Was the Chief of Staff for a Leading Republican Senate Candidate on a Group Chat With Famous White Nationalists? The Answer Somehow Makes It Even Worse.His boss is running for a Senate seat. He was on a group chat with Nick Fuentes. 414142 141
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Why the hell do you need your emotional support dog in the damn Olive Garden? Those unlimited breadsticks got you stressed the fuck out? 2876275 762
Reposted by Cobra Winfreycaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026jesus christ do i have to do everything around here 3769108 769
Cobra Winfrey @darkphetus.com · 14/05/2026KINDA HARDyoutu.beBilmuri - KINDA HARD [OFFICIAL VISUALIZER]YouTube video by Bilmuri 000 0
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyBrian Beutler @brianbeutler.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Yep. This is the best way to understand the events of the past couple weeks. They have to dispense with the artifice of principle, because the risks of Dems winning and coming to power bent on accountability are simply too great. www.offmessage.net/p/republican... 522570824 2.6K
Cobra Winfrey @darkphetus.com · 12/05/2026i feel like the only person alive that doesn't give a flip if a datacenter opens up nearby, probably because i know that datacenter hate is an easy proxy target for disgust at big tech. even AI hate is the same. 000 0
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyG Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 08/05/2026A very Strength In Numbers-coded article today: It looks like Republican Supreme Court justices made a very rudimentary, but willful, statistical error in their effective invalidating of the VRA in the Callais decision. www.gelliottmorris.com/p/2026-05-08...gelliottmorris.comThe simple statistical error Republican Supreme Court justices used to gut the VRAThe Court says vote dilution can be proven only after "controlling" racial polarization for partisan polarization. This is a nonsensical and impossible test 421123444 1.1K
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyAdam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 21/04/2026Fifteen minutes before the President announced he was pausing strikes on Iran, somebody moved $500 million in oil futures. Somebody knew. Somebody told them. Or somebody is them. New piece ↓ open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...open.substack.comThis Isn't Trading. It's Theft from Your Retirement.Someone keeps making perfectly-timed bets right before the President speaks. The victims are your pension, your 401(k), and the country I took an oath to defend. 519136866143 13.7K
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 15/04/2026Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich. 794362367592 36.2K
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 11/04/2026There it is: A full year of days spent playing golf in just over five years as president. www.pbump.net/outofoffice 721858678 1.9K
Cobra Winfrey @darkphetus.com · 08/04/2026resisting the urge to troll the old folks that post absolute garbage on Nextdoor is proving to be really really difficult 000 0
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyThe Jer Witch Project @neveronbrand.bsky.social · 07/04/2026How it feels doing literally any task right now. 72145363318 14.5K
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyKai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 05/04/2026This is real It’s being done in our name Congressional Republicans are okay with this 1672888746 2.9K
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 28/03/2026If the estimates were right, there were about 9 million people at No Kings rallies today. That would mean this protest was THIRTY TIMES AS LARGE AS THE TEA PARTY PROTEST which we were told, over and over again, was a massively important sign that US politics had shifted dramatically to the right 143127124009 12.7K
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyAl Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 23/03/2026We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots. 357280464678 28K
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyJim Teeth @drjamesjteeth.bsky.social · 22/03/2026This is an excellent summary of the US War on Iran current situation. I’m an existentialist and borderline absurdist and even I struggle with the current moment. This summary is just fantastic.no01.substack.comMarch, 19-21: God is a comedianA stiff drink is recommended 8631831409 3.2K
Reposted by Cobra Winfreyderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/03/20262006 internet: RSS feeds, forums, communities of hobby blogs, where people post about interior design, fashion, and music for free 2026 internet: sponsored content, paid partnership, buy my merch, try my supplements, invest in my crypto, click link in bio to unlock the secrets of life for $30 445182723772 18.3K
Reposted by Cobra WinfreyPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/03/2026everyone is now guided by a simple three word principle: "not me though." not me though 151944300 1.9K
Reposted by Cobra Winfreywint @dril.bsky.social · 19/03/2026when the freaks dm me i usually figure out their Game fairly quickly. But this , to me, is a total mystery. I cannot assess the threat level 887063849 7.1K
