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Cobra Winfrey

@darkphetus.com
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17h
would someone mind dumping a gallon of apple juice on whatever rack this thing lives on
my post:
you gotta figure all those fans must be hungry after sitting and watching a baseball game for hours. then again, i'm sure they have snacks and things for sale at the ballpark

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V confirms this claim checks out. Official MLB team pages confirm that various ballparks sell a wide array of snacks and food items to fans.

Real-time fact-checks on your feed: https://veratify.ai
Errors or comments: info@veratify.ai
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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Me: *thinking to myself after someone wrongs me* You made an inconsequential and powerless enemy today my friend
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now
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Amanda @apocalypticamanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Universe protect this badass woman. ✊
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
cop: license and registration please me: (hands him uno reverse card) license and registration please cop: ah man
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ask your doctor if jeopardizing your health to make the rich richer is right for you
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Cobra Winfrey @darkphetus.com · 16/09/2026
bruh
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Cobra Winfrey @darkphetus.com · 06/09/2026
western michigan got fucking robbed. that phantom second should never have been put back on the clock
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Every time a jobs report is released the entire media ecosystem reports it credulously without reminding everyone that last August Trump fired the person in charge (because the report was bad) and replaced her with a loyalist. apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com
Trump removes official overseeing jobs data after dismal employment report
President Donald Trump on Friday had his team remove the head of the agency that produces the monthly jobs figures, after a weak report showed hiring slowed and was much weaker in April and May than p...
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
dear lord in heaven please dont let the tennis ball fired from the american gladiators annihilator cannon strike me in my testicles and make me hurl up on tv. lord please give larry csonka the grace to praise my athleticism on his csonkatrator
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
when i bite into a Thom Yorke Peppermint Patty i get the sensation of the breath of the morning i keep forgetting the smell of the warm summer air i live in a town where you can't smell a thing you watch your feet for cracks in the pavement up above aliens hover making home movies for the folks ba
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Cobra Winfrey @darkphetus.com · 16/08/2026
bruh
youtu.be
DATA CENTER FORNICATOR
YouTube video by Private Island
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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 13/08/2026
Congress passed the Corporate Transparency Act. Trump vetoed it. Congress overrode his veto on a bipartisan vote. So Trump has decided to simply not enforce the law. I do not understand the role of Congress anymore. I guess they just make suggestions?
nytimes.com
Treasury Scales Back Scrutiny of U.S. Shell Companies (Gift Article)
The Trump administration will not enforce reporting requirements of the 2021 Corporate Transparency Act, which was intended to crack down on money laundering.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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Chris B-Eeeeek!-ler 👻 @cwbuecheler.com · 06/08/2026
I would like to see more companies admit this - being a public company no longer means running a successful, thriving business. It strictly means delivering growth to investors, every single quarter, who do not care at all about the product the company sells or the people who produce it.
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Jason Fry @jasoncfry.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Those of you eager to serve wealthy MLB owners as volunteer Pinkertons won’t like to read this, but as usual Joe Sheehan nails the real problem:
Joe Sheehan: This trade is a microcosm of the real problem MLB has faced for decades. It’s not about haves and have-nots, but wants and want-nots. The Dodgers, and teams like them, want to win more than teams like the Tigers do, so they go out and acquire the Tigers’ best pitcher. MLB has built an entire labor strategy and media campaign around demonizing the Dodgers, when in fact it’s the Tigers who are wrecking baseball. You have to be through the looking glass to think the sport’s problem is the team that’s trying to win rather than the team that’s trading Tarik Skubal while sitting 2 1/2 games out of a playoff spot.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/07/2026
GM CEO Mary Barra is introducing Trump at his rally. Something to keep in mind if you're in the market for a vehicle anytime soon.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/07/2026
fellow millennials, let's take a second to appreciate how great it feels to be in the prime marketing demographic catered to by all of the culture. I get now why boomers wanted it to last forever
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Meade Krosby @meadekrosby.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Purely anecdotal, but I used to get a cough each winter that would last months - since replacing our gas stove with induction several years ago, my lungs have stayed clear. I'm delighted but not entirely surprised by results of this study. We should not be burning gas in our homes (or anywhere).
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
without the world cup how will i know when to hidratacion
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Cobra Winfrey @darkphetus.com · 19/07/2026
i would pay money to make this fifa world cup halftime show stop and never come back
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/07/2026
the mcgriddle is a miracle of modern technology
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Guilty🕷Abroad @jjgass.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Google Translate claims this is already in English
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Some amazing quotes in this article about how Ford replaced hundreds of engineers with AI, which broke a bunch of shit causing billions in damage and forcing them to rehire those people. www.the-independent.com/tech/ford-ai...
“Artificial intelligence is a fantastic tool, but it’s only as good as the information you use to train it,” said Charles Poon, Ford’s vice president of vehicle hardware engineering.“Mistakenly, we thought that by just introducing artificial intelligence and ingesting the design requirements that we had, that that would produce a high-quality product.”
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Dylan, on life in your 80’s, is incredible. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/o...
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dr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.
Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. 

Magic!

Goodnight.
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
After consulting with my attorney I’ve been advised that what I actually want to say about this would be ill-advised so I’ll just say that he couldn’t possibly be clearer about which side of D-Day he’s identifying with
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Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
get his ass, doja
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DOJA CAT &
@DojaCat
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@elonmusk put the audio post feature back on this app. Thanks, you hairless no-neck havin, chimpanzee.
Face look like it was drawn from memory. When u swim on ur back at the beach shit look like a man o' war.
Hourglass ankles. Not tryna be mean though sorry.
• Showgirl Vicky 143! *+ @rooks9_rooks • 12h She didn't put an @ cuz she's not about that life!
7:50 PM • 6/3/26 • 655K Views
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride 💕
Fake news screencap of Gritty with the chyron, “BREAKING NEWS / Gritty announces it’s illegal to be straight in the month of June / No more straight people | See something | Say something”
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The chief of staff for GOP rep/likely senate nominee Mike Collins group chatted with Richard Spencer and Nick Fuentes, told them he'd make sure racist gnome Chuck Johnson is treated well in federal prison. Also, today I learned that Johnson and JD Vance were text pals . . . in 2024!
slate.com
Why Was the Chief of Staff for a Leading Republican Senate Candidate on a Group Chat With Famous White Nationalists? The Answer Somehow Makes It Even Worse.
His boss is running for a Senate seat. He was on a group chat with Nick Fuentes.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Why the hell do you need your emotional support dog in the damn Olive Garden? Those unlimited breadsticks got you stressed the fuck out?
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
jesus christ do i have to do everything around here
No results found for "i'm a Grogu not a Shogu".
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Cobra Winfrey @darkphetus.com · 14/05/2026
KINDA HARD
youtu.be
Bilmuri - KINDA HARD [OFFICIAL VISUALIZER]
YouTube video by Bilmuri
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Brian Beutler @brianbeutler.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Yep. This is the best way to understand the events of the past couple weeks. They have to dispense with the artifice of principle, because the risks of Dems winning and coming to power bent on accountability are simply too great. www.offmessage.net/p/republican...
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Cobra Winfrey @darkphetus.com · 12/05/2026
i feel like the only person alive that doesn't give a flip if a datacenter opens up nearby, probably because i know that datacenter hate is an easy proxy target for disgust at big tech. even AI hate is the same.
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 08/05/2026
A very Strength In Numbers-coded article today: It looks like Republican Supreme Court justices made a very rudimentary, but willful, statistical error in their effective invalidating of the VRA in the Callais decision. www.gelliottmorris.com/p/2026-05-08...
gelliottmorris.com
The simple statistical error Republican Supreme Court justices used to gut the VRA
The Court says vote dilution can be proven only after "controlling" racial polarization for partisan polarization. This is a nonsensical and impossible test
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 21/04/2026
Fifteen minutes before the President announced he was pausing strikes on Iran, somebody moved $500 million in oil futures. Somebody knew. Somebody told them. Or somebody is them. New piece ↓ open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...
open.substack.com
This Isn't Trading. It's Theft from Your Retirement.
Someone keeps making perfectly-timed bets right before the President speaks. The victims are your pension, your 401(k), and the country I took an oath to defend.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 15/04/2026
Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 11/04/2026
There it is: A full year of days spent playing golf in just over five years as president. www.pbump.net/outofoffice
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Cobra Winfrey @darkphetus.com · 08/04/2026
resisting the urge to troll the old folks that post absolute garbage on Nextdoor is proving to be really really difficult
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The Jer Witch Project @neveronbrand.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
How it feels doing literally any task right now.
Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
This is real It’s being done in our name Congressional Republicans are okay with this
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
If the estimates were right, there were about 9 million people at No Kings rallies today. That would mean this protest was THIRTY TIMES AS LARGE AS THE TEA PARTY PROTEST which we were told, over and over again, was a massively important sign that US politics had shifted dramatically to the right
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.
Just-released photo of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson from the live-action Moana
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Jim Teeth @drjamesjteeth.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
This is an excellent summary of the US War on Iran current situation. I’m an existentialist and borderline absurdist and even I struggle with the current moment. This summary is just fantastic.
no01.substack.com
March, 19-21: God is a comedian
A stiff drink is recommended
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
2006 internet: RSS feeds, forums, communities of hobby blogs, where people post about interior design, fashion, and music for free 2026 internet: sponsored content, paid partnership, buy my merch, try my supplements, invest in my crypto, click link in bio to unlock the secrets of life for $30
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/03/2026
everyone is now guided by a simple three word principle: "not me though." not me though
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
when the freaks dm me i usually figure out their Game fairly quickly. But this , to me, is a total mystery. I cannot assess the threat level
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