Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 18/12/2024The sounds of broken bodies striking the earth intensify. Brief screams of agony fill the night, blending together in an unrelenting chorus of the macabre. Windshields shatter. Roofs collapse. Streets run crimson as rivers of blood rush into overflowing sewers. It’s raining men. 18522154
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026the software industry has not solved "cleanly copying and pasting text in a table from one program to another" after 40 years of productivity design and optimization. just thinking of other things that took more time and effort than cracking an atom in two 341238149
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialChloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I hate that AI has removed curiosity and rabbit holes for people. No don't ask that damn bot, instead spend four hours reading everything you can on a weird topic and getting lost in tangents like nature intends! 312426
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialJohn Neary @jddneary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026does He have two distinct but inseparable natures: Muppet and frog? or one composite nature that is both Muppet and frog? 5601
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"You must make your choice. Either this itinerant banjo playing frog was—as he claimed—the roving TV news correspondent for Sesame Street News Flash, or else he was a madman, or else a liar. Kermit leaves you no 4th option: you must accept him as The Frog or reject him as a fiend." -CS Lew Zealand 946435
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.social𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Broke up with my medieval bf because he kept referring to my vagina as an 𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙩𝙮 633796
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The candy shop door swung open and he strode in. Patrons gasped and clerks hid under the counter. He put a smoke out with the heel of his boot, pulled another from his leather jacket, and gripped it with his yellowed teeth. "Oh my god," a woman whispered, "it's the fifth dentist" 514143
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialNick Land Acknowledgement 🇵🇸🏳️🌈 @lonestartallboi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's funny that Curtis Sliwa went from being a fringe lunatic to the most respectable and sane Republican in the country by staying as crazy as he was 15 years ago 1361596
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialDustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this: 255181794795
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialrue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 01/10/2026here’s 3 minutes of trent reznor being really normal to keyboards 820051
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialSargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 17/03/2025Inside of you is a severe overpopulation of deer. Somewhere along the line, the wolves disappeared. Your inner ecosystem is in severe disarray. Trees that should be used by beavers to dam rivers and create wetland biomes are eaten at an early stage by deer. The deer are everywhere. So, so many deer 38229
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m sorry but if there is no Kermit what stops me from murdering people? A genuine internal desire to not harm others? Uh keep dreaming aphibiests 121211105
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from? 963624663
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialErnie Smith @ernie.tedium.co · 28/09/2026The blown out final section is clutch. More music should blow out the levels as an artistic choice. 142
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialmean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Last year, my birthday cake said "Do it Lady!" And this year I am hoping for this 320436
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026back my book kickstarter ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun 73671451
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If I did the 9 games thing it would be funny because all 9 games would be the same game, the best game: solving the Lament Configuration. 1192
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026FUCK !!! - dashare.zone ADMIN 0684172
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialAnna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Great British Bakeoff has a throuple this season. First person to write an essay about this loses 45101557
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialNikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This was the OG 336377
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i used to like apocalyptic books and movies, but i don't now, and i think it's cause i realized five years ago that if the apocalypse happens i'll still have to work 01055143
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sometimes feel like I don't really have imposter syndrome 2153288
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialLina ⏪ @stereoprotect.bsky.social · 25/09/2026we yes WE are always saying this 0167
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialZach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You're awake! Gosh, how wonderful! You hit your head in early 2016 and have been asleep ever since. I'm so glad you're back. Come downstairs. The sun is shining. I made pancakes. Did you have any dreams? 1920423
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Love this town 821216
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialKevin Snow @bravemule.bsky.social · 22/09/2026they sent Pikachu to space without a plan to return. June 17th was when he ran out of oxygen. Goodbye brave rodent 🫡 112297520
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialMike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I always know I’ve done a good job of ordering a cocktail if the barman assumes me and my wife’s drinks are for each other. Yes, she’ll have the old fashioned, and I’ll have the 2 foot high tiki drink with three straws, thank you very very much 111352
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialFieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Cinnamon Rolls - Gator Days 375983820
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialkc green @kcg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026new LIARS good, unga bunga www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7r7...youtube.comLiars - Ice Pick, Kalamazoo (Official Video)YouTube video by LIARS 0121
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 160191213861
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.social𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Reverse cowgirl so she can keep an eye on the door while I monitor the skylight. SWAT is not gonna get us this time. 313631
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialgamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater 80169275733
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialHalloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hey, it’s me, your childhood friend from your idyllic hometown in this RPG. Let’s do some tutorial missions together. No, I’m not in any of the official art, but that probably doesn’t mean anything. 3142571523
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Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialSarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026 129171403030
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMh_... Focus M is funny because every AAA game convergently evolves into becoming the same game through the course of their 7+ year long crunchyoutube.comAAA Mario - Extended Cut (2026)YouTube video by RyanStewartVO 1268
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialAlpha Chrome Yayo @alphachromeyayo.com · 16/09/2026the iconic Metal Gear Solid 1 intro music rules, but where does that sound come from? 🤔 1724869
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialThat girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 19/08/2026It's true, we do 122948
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed 242444221
Reposted by DanZwoda.bsky.socialMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/09/2026Goddammit I’m never going to not think of this now www.tumblr.com/dungeonmaste... 1155335899