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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
The sounds of broken bodies striking the earth intensify. Brief screams of agony fill the night, blending together in an unrelenting chorus of the macabre. Windshields shatter. Roofs collapse. Streets run crimson as rivers of blood rush into overflowing sewers. It’s raining men.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
the software industry has not solved "cleanly copying and pasting text in a table from one program to another" after 40 years of productivity design and optimization. just thinking of other things that took more time and effort than cracking an atom in two
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hate that AI has removed curiosity and rabbit holes for people. No don't ask that damn bot, instead spend four hours reading everything you can on a weird topic and getting lost in tangents like nature intends!
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John Neary @jddneary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Scutum Fidei Kermitensis
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John Neary @jddneary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
does He have two distinct but inseparable natures: Muppet and frog? or one composite nature that is both Muppet and frog?
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"You must make your choice. Either this itinerant banjo playing frog was—as he claimed—the roving TV news correspondent for Sesame Street News Flash, or else he was a madman, or else a liar. Kermit leaves you no 4th option: you must accept him as The Frog or reject him as a fiend." -CS Lew Zealand
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Broke up with my medieval bf because he kept referring to my vagina as an 𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙩𝙮
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The candy shop door swung open and he strode in. Patrons gasped and clerks hid under the counter. He put a smoke out with the heel of his boot, pulled another from his leather jacket, and gripped it with his yellowed teeth. "Oh my god," a woman whispered, "it's the fifth dentist"
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Nick Land Acknowledgement 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @lonestartallboi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's funny that Curtis Sliwa went from being a fringe lunatic to the most respectable and sane Republican in the country by staying as crazy as he was 15 years ago
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 02/10/2026
happy october
mulder saying “do you think i’m spooky”
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 01/10/2026
here’s 3 minutes of trent reznor being really normal to keyboards
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 17/03/2025
Inside of you is a severe overpopulation of deer. Somewhere along the line, the wolves disappeared. Your inner ecosystem is in severe disarray. Trees that should be used by beavers to dam rivers and create wetland biomes are eaten at an early stage by deer. The deer are everywhere. So, so many deer
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m sorry but if there is no Kermit what stops me from murdering people? A genuine internal desire to not harm others? Uh keep dreaming aphibiests
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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J-Qweln 🦇 🇨🇦🇨🇴 @jacquelinevalencia.ca · 28/09/2026
A graffiti'd wall with the words, "can't we just fuck and listen to joy division?" There is barbed wire above the wall.
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Ernie Smith @ernie.tedium.co · 28/09/2026
The blown out final section is clutch. More music should blow out the levels as an artistic choice.
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Last year, my birthday cake said "Do it Lady!" And this year I am hoping for this
A design from @aryas_cakes on TikTok that says 'yeah i'm SAD, Secretly A Duck'
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
back my book kickstarter ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I did the 9 games thing it would be funny because all 9 games would be the same game, the best game: solving the Lament Configuration.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FUCK !!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN WHO WASNT WATCHING WHAT THERE DOING AND SAT WRONG ACIDENTALLY WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT AND AS SOON AS THEY MOVED THERE WHOLE SHIT STARTED TO HURT!!! WHY IS IT POSSIBLE TO RELAX WRONG!!!! THIS WORLD IS SURELY A PRISON , DA TEXT " SAT WRONG FOR 15 MINUTES NOW MY PIECE OFF SHIT BODY IS COMPLETELY DESTOYED " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Great British Bakeoff has a throuple this season. First person to write an essay about this loses
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This was the OG
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i used to like apocalyptic books and movies, but i don't now, and i think it's cause i realized five years ago that if the apocalypse happens i'll still have to work
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes feel like I don't really have imposter syndrome
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 25/09/2026
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Lina ⏪ @stereoprotect.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we yes WE are always saying this
the owner of a shop in landstalker saying "Are you nuts? Don't you like gambling?"
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You're awake! Gosh, how wonderful! You hit your head in early 2016 and have been asleep ever since. I'm so glad you're back. Come downstairs. The sun is shining. I made pancakes. Did you have any dreams?
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Love this town
Return of the Cmonma... @cmonm... • 19m
In other news my infant son just sneezed three times in a row and I'm fairly confident this means he'll be a doctor AND play in the NBA
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@trixie3400.bsky.social
Nope. I always sneeze 3 times in a row and I'm stuck in a finance job I hate and had to thwart my dreams to provide care for others.
Sorry to burst your bubble.
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Kevin Snow @bravemule.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
they sent Pikachu to space without a plan to return. June 17th was when he ran out of oxygen. Goodbye brave rodent 🫡
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I always know I’ve done a good job of ordering a cocktail if the barman assumes me and my wife’s drinks are for each other. Yes, she’ll have the old fashioned, and I’ll have the 2 foot high tiki drink with three straws, thank you very very much
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cinnamon Rolls - Gator Days
Cinnamon Rolls - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Gustopher - Alligator son
 
August - Alligator dad
 
May - Alligator grandma
 
Transcript
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - Gustopher's home.
 
Gustopher is greeting his Grandma at the door. She is holding a plate with two cinnamon rolls. 

Gustopher: GRANDMA!

May: I got fresh cinnamon rolls.
 
Panel 2
 
August arrives to show his appreciation for the cinnamon rolls.
 
August: Thank you, Mom.
 
May: Enjoy! They're a lot of work so it will be a while before I make them again.
 
Gustopher starts to take a big bite.
 
Panel 3
 
Gustopher has taken a big bite of his cinnamon roll and his eyes open wide in appreciation. There are sparkles all around him and the words "So good!" appear above his head.
 
Panel 4
 
Gustopher looks to the heavens as he savors the flavor and August looks on in concern.
 
Gustopher: All other food is ruined for me.
 
August: Oh no.
 
May: I'll get you the recipe.
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
new LIARS good, unga bunga www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7r7...
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Liars - Ice Pick, Kalamazoo (Official Video)
YouTube video by LIARS
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Reverse cowgirl so she can keep an eye on the door while I monitor the skylight. SWAT is not gonna get us this time.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Halloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey, it’s me, your childhood friend from your idyllic hometown in this RPG. Let’s do some tutorial missions together. No, I’m not in any of the official art, but that probably doesn’t mean anything.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
KEEP TALKING - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELLATIN RIDEN A EVIL MOTOCYCLE "KEEP TALKING MOTHER FUCKER , I WANT TO HEAR THE REST OF YOUR STORY, I AM SORRY I INTERRUPTED " - SORRY, MY BAD - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a man sitting at a restaurant table. He is sweating. He says "Y-you have beautiful eyes".
The second panel zooms in on the man's face. He says, "I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous."
In panel three we see that a biblically accurate angel is sitting on the other side of the table.
In panel four we zoom in on the angel's face, who says "BE NOT AFRAID".
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
LET HIM WRESTLE
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMh_... Focus M is funny because every AAA game convergently evolves into becoming the same game through the course of their 7+ year long crunch
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AAA Mario - Extended Cut (2026)
YouTube video by RyanStewartVO
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Alpha Chrome Yayo @alphachromeyayo.com · 16/09/2026
the iconic Metal Gear Solid 1 intro music rules, but where does that sound come from? 🤔
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me: OK, BRAIN, WE ONLY HAVE AN HOUR TO WORK ON THIS PERSONAL PROJECT.

My brain: Y'KNOW WHO I BET HAS AN INTERESTING WIKIPEDIA PAGE?
BUN E. CARLOS FROM
CHEAP TRICK.
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's true, we do
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women love to press A to jump
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed
Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/09/2026
Goddammit I’m never going to not think of this now www.tumblr.com/dungeonmaste...
Tumblr post from user dungeonmastersconsortium: dungeonmasterscons...

Saw a comment that Elizabeth Holmes looks like a mouse wished to be able to commit wire fraud and now I can't unsee it

With a still of Elizabeth Holmes from the documentary
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