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Dan West @danwestcomedy.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Made the mistake of falling off this platform and going to threads for the past year. Wish I could romanticize it with something like "social experiment" or something, but it was just a fuck up.

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Dan West @danwestcomedy.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

@adamconover.net, I'm really disappointed to see you'll be in Fort Wayne at Summit this month. They have a terrible track record for inclusivity. Hell, right now they have more weekend headliners in 2026 who are puppets than women.

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Dan West @danwestcomedy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

This has been a wild year. I am personally and professionally the best I've ever been while a lot of my friends have never been more at risk. I love you, and if you need help please ask. I will be fine, lean on me.

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Dan West @danwestcomedy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

I know The National Review is garbage, but the fact that they had a hit piece ready to go on Jimmy Carter less than 3 hours after his death was announced is next level.

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Wish a motherfucker wood. As much wood as his heart desires

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Dan West @danwestcomedy.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

I'm on the road (as usual), and Brittney and Donk's starter packs make it easy for me to find entertaining and like minded people to follow to curate my feed without me spending a ton of time. Check it out!

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Dan West @danwestcomedy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

So here's a thing you can say about a dog but not a person: "Ooh, I love her color!"

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Dan West @danwestcomedy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Saw someone in an online game call for the only two black characters to be enslaved, then another make a 3/5 compromise reference. Both were shocked when I pointed out the racism, and retreated quickly to me being too sensitive and unable to take a joke. It's a bad mental health day.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Let’s get drunk and pretend it’s the holidays causing stress and not the slow descent into madness

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Dan West @danwestcomedy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Okay so maybe I'm too grumpy and cynical, but I'm pretty exhausted of people singing happy birthday in public. Nobody gives a shit but you. And if we're being honest, most of you don't give a shit either.

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JoGo @mywitsend.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

As a resident of West LA it's important to take a moment on Christmas Eve to remember those we lost in the 1988 Nakatomi terrorist attack.

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Dan West @danwestcomedy.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

I'm at the end of the Emmerich companion quest line and Manfred is a real one.

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Dan West @danwestcomedy.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

In case there was any question about this - nobody is mad Matt Gaetz did drugs. Drugs rule. Nobody is mad he paid for sex. Sex work is work. We're mad that he had sex with at least one 17 year old, and that nobody in the republican party found that disqualifying.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

oh you're a know-it-all? well did you KNOW we all hate you???

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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

If this is a difficult season for you I want you to know that the band that had a hit with the blender song in 1998 thinks you're alright

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

waiter: are there any allergies at the table? me (already drunk): BEES

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Dan West @danwestcomedy.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Thinking about growing my hair out so I can see how grey it is now.

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22/12/2024

RIP Sisyphus you would have loved Chumbawamba

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Dan West @danwestcomedy.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Listen, I have layers. I hate most things, but if someone talks while a person is doing Rascal Flatts karaoke, I'll fight them.

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Dan West @danwestcomedy.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

I'm at karaoke and this crowd got WEIRDLY into me singing Summer of 69. I like the attention, but damn.

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Dan West @danwestcomedy.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Me: "Thank goodness they're rebooting Masters of the Universe! It's a gorgeous IP that deserved better than the 1984 movie's nonsense!" *Studio casts Jared Leto despite him being a mediocre actor and unpleasant to work with* Me: "Oh well, maybe in another 40 years."

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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/12/2024

Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips theonion.com/clarence-tho...

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Dan West @danwestcomedy.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Getting my girlfriend the best Christmas present in the world: This year, I'll be the one to call her mom out for the petty comments she makes about our house instead of my girlfriend doing it.

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Dan West @danwestcomedy.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

I thought it was too early for "see you next year" dad jokes, but I was wrong.

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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

what can I say I like it when bad things happen to bad people

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

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Dan West @danwestcomedy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

The weather sucks in western Wisconsin (imagine that), and it really limited the crowd size tonight. Somehow they're more fun than the sold out show I did last week. Comedy is great.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

“i’m being green pilled” i giggle, as i slip into a nyquil induced night terror

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

I don’t know why I’m still so pissed off that the answers to “what, where, and when” are “that, there, and then.”

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Dan West @danwestcomedy.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Why in the world would you ever suggest this? "Wanna get there slower and more expensive?"

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

FRIEND: So who looks after your parrot when you go on holiday? ME: Nobody. Macawly Culkin is just fine *turns to camera* home alone.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

is that a mcrib in your pocket or are you just happ…oh that is a mcrib gross

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Dan West @danwestcomedy.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Feeling pretty bad about my appearance. Apparently I've been going to a swinger's bar for karaoke for the past 6 months and not only did nobody hit on me, nobody there even told me.

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 13/12/2024

dont understand why so many people want to explore the super mario galaxy, when we have so many problems here on our super mario world. also pretend i posted this 17 years ago

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

ME: and make mine a double WAITER: your..your tater tots? ME: you heard me

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Dylan Goforth @dmgoforth.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

I made some frankly preposterously good looking spaghetti for the kids. Fresh parm, homemade meatballs, fresh chopped basil. Restaurant looking stuff. My 6 year old: Dad can I say heck? Me: sure buddy: My 6 year old: This spaghetti looks good as fuck.

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Arron Automata @arrontk.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

When you go for a 20 minute nap and wake up 7 hours later

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Dan West @danwestcomedy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

She can be a holy terror, and then she turns around and does this and makes it impossible to stay mad.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

I have to get up really early each morning to get my kids ready for school and walk the dog. I like to wake up even earlier than that to have a few minutes of time to myself before I get out of bed. I call this my "oh fuck not this again I am so tired I would like to die rather than get up" time

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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

still so wild that whatever Matt Gaetz did with children was so illegal he couldn't be Attorney General, or arrested?

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Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

whatever you feel about this you have to admit it's rare for a radicalized man who's frustrated or angry and ready to choose violence to actually correctly identify the source of their suffering, instead of just blaming and killing women and minorities.....

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Dan West @danwestcomedy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024