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Laurie Kilmartin

@anylaurie16.bsky.social
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Standup comedian, writer, lauriekilmartin.com

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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Animation!
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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Its not too late, get your Gravy boat Lighthouse today! youtu.be/LLDmzYObSMU?...
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Gravyboat Lighthouse Commercial 11/24/10 | CONAN on TBS
YouTube video by Cactus Chef
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Ryan Sophia McCall (菲菲) @scudubydubop.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I’m starting to piece things together I’ve connected the dots
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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Whoa
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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Donate if you can!
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
it’s fucking insane that you can log off for a few hours and come back to find trump invaded another city in his own country
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
SUN Aug 7th, 6pm @ Dynasty Typewriter! Unexpect the expected! Hanging with Doctor Z w/ guests @anylaurie16.bsky.social, Chris Estrada & Andy Daly! Get tix, these shows sell out! Also avail to livestream. @danagould.bsky.social may be there too but he always scrams before showtime. #PlanetOfTheJapes
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
just can not shake the feeling that democratic leadership really believes they are just a couple votes away from the halcyon times of enjoying senate softball and seersucker suit day
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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Oh fuck not again
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/08/2025
one of the most obvious lies imaginable (that wasn’t reported as such by our political press corps)
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 03/08/2025
Essentially, when you install a Ring you’ve become a volunteer cop.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Only an asshole would be a friend of Jeffrey Epstein and an enemy of Canada.
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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Donate if you can!
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I am so very tired of every single thing being so fucked
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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Las Vegas- I’m headlining Wise Guys July 25/26 hope to see you there
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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Pals! I’m headlining at Wise Guys in Las Vegas this weekend- July 25/26 hope to see you there!
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
So Trump has been directly or indirectly responsible for canceling Colbert, PBS and NPR all in the span of one week? Are people awake to what’s happening yet?
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Stand Up for Science! @standupforscience.net · 15/07/2025
Over 120 mRNA cancer trials are now at risk as the Trump admin cuts funding & tells researchers to scrub “mRNA” from grant proposals. What started as COVID fearmongering is now derailing life-saving cancer research. Hope remains - but scientists say time is running out. zurl.co/YBGNy
zurl.co
‘Tremendous uncertainty’ for cancer research as US officials target mRNA vaccines
Amid Trump cuts and state-level backlash, experts worry that progress in messenger RNA vaccines could stall
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I was skeptical that the MAGA majority on the Supreme Court would ever rule that Trump could run for president again but after today’s ruling I think they’d probably roll over and do that too.
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Luuk⚛️van der Wêreld @luukvanderwereld.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
It's time to mark their foreheads 😄
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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
omfg
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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
This is so cool.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
This.
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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Stock up on masks! These ppl dont give a fuck.
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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
This response is why I dont post jokes on bluesky. Please unfollow for less!
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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.blacksky.app · 05/07/2025
Trump’s bill is a DIRECT attack on women but not in the ways anyone seems to be discussing It’s over for single women.
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Bryce Covert @brycecovert.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
With what Republicans are about to hand to ICE we could instead end school lunch debt, hire enough teachers, and keep the childcare system afloat www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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What $100 billion in new ICE funding would look like
The staggering increase is difficult to process. These numbers will help.
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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
“right to exist” like they’ll be executed if he wins. How about “do people have the right to amass more than one billion dollars?”
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
ICE *already* can't meet their detainment numbers without rounding up children, veterans, people born in the U.S., people with no criminal records, people at immigration hearings, plus academics and visitors with valid visas. So who do they plan to detain with >10x the budget? The answer is: you.
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Senator Sheldon Whitehouse @whitehouse.senate.gov · 28/06/2025
Anything for their goddamned billionaires.

Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget warns that the Republican bill will hasten the insolvency of Social Security and Medicare.
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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Josh is so funny, smart, original. Everything I want to be as a comic. Check out his special on YouTube:
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Kristin Wilson @kristin-wilson.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
This story will definitely make you cry. Sweet pup Gilbert was killed with his humans, and now is being honored and remembered next to them at the Minnesota state capital. The family’s request: go pet a dog, preferably a Golden, but any dog will do. Rest well, Gilbert. You were the best boy. 💙
nytimes.com
A Minnesota Lawmaker and Her Husband Are Lying in State. Next to Them: Their Golden Retriever.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Tapper writes this without acknowledging that Milk himself served in the US Navy during the Korean War, or that Milk was assassinated while serving honorably in public office
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
brad lander primary chuck schumer
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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
PICS
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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
New York City is reminding Americans that you don't have to vote for the accused sexual abuser just because he runs for office again.
New York Democratic Mayoral Primary >
Candidate
Zohran Mamdani 43.8%
Andrew M. Cuomo 35.7%
Brad Lander 11.7%
Adrienne Adams 4.1%
Other candidates 4.7%

81% of votes in
Sources: AP and N.Y.C. Board of Elections. Ranked-choice tallies expected
next Tuesday.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
A Muslim son of immigrants might become mayor of NYC in part because he cross endorsed and supported a Jewish candidate and Black candidate, and vice versa. It's a beautiful American story for the rest of us. A nightmare for all the right people ;) It's so New York.
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Joe Adalian @tvmojoe.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Very much worth your time. youtu.be/7726WoO7mTM?...
youtu.be
Guest Host Diego Luna on Trump’s Immigration Policies & the Importance of Immigrants in the U.S.
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Donate if you can!
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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Oh wow I remember Get Your War On.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 17/06/2025
In 2016 MN Police killed a Black man named Philando Castile despite him disclosing he had a legal firearm. Yesterday MN Police released a white woman named Jenny Boelter despite her car full of cash, firearms, & passports hours after her husband mass murdered people & was on the run from police.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
AOC during Zohran for Mayor rally: "There are people out there who say, 'If you go out and make this endorsement, your political career will be over.' And to that I say: I don't care. We will never get to a better place if everyone is just worried about themselves. If it's over, so be it."
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 16/06/2025
A single observation that explains both our vulnerability to generative AI and the general phenomenon of billionaires.
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Joseph Menn @joemenn.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I count 49 news headlines on the NYT mobile app home page right now, not including opinion, sports or cooking. None of them are about the massive protests yesterday.
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Riley Silverman @rileysilverman.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
If you’re in LA in a public space this month and someone tries to get you to sign a petition about wages and voting DO NOT SIGN IT. this is businesses trying to repeal an ordinance that increases wages for workers in hospitality spaces ahead of the Super Bowl, World Cup, & Olympics. Do not sign!
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