Reposted by DanRose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 5hDress for the job you want (the Margaret Calvert of pants) 1181
Reposted by DanGillian @heyheygillian.bsky.social · 10hSwitch us off. Just turn humanity off now please 061
Reposted by DanCinefeast33 (demon version) 📽📺📚 @cinefeast33.bsky.social · 13hStage & screen icon, Miss Julie Andrews celebrates birthday, 10/1/1935. Such a talent & life force! Oscar nods: 64 Mary Poppins (w) 65 Sound of Music 82 Victor/Victoria Fun Fact: Only Oscar-winning actress to be called a cunt face by Mother Superior in a film (clip below). #filmsky 📽 1358
Reposted by Danbleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 30/09/2026I am not joking when I say this. Jive Bunny is now very, very good. You just don’t know yet because all musical mashups circulating today is from the Stars On 45 era. Jive Bunny et al have solved infinite musical mashups. 0207
Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Remember when the big brain columnists queued up to pooh pooh the idea that you could plant more than one tree at a time and in multiple places at once? 041
Reposted by DanPhil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Luckily the press has been fully complicit with this monumentally insulting fraud and so can be relied upon to not notice this. 2294
Reposted by DanPhil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026At least we didn't all lose our minds and inflict ten years of the Tories on ourselves in order to eventually try and sneak a watered down version of the 2019 Labour manifesto back in and hope nobody notices and asks awkward questions. 69029
Reposted by DanET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Man City when asked to provide their “irrefutable evidence.” 571803374
Reposted by DanJack - Oi, Shiny! @oishinythings.bsky.social · 30/09/20261. I am baffled by the idea I would want "personalised music". 2. Personalised music is the easiest thing in the world to get. Anyone who ever accidentally slept with a musician has had it foisted upon them. 5389
Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The word “solved” is the most revealing bit of all. Not only do AI knobs fail to grasp that art is about the process more than the result, but they also see it as a problem to be solved. Absolute robots. And not the good ones like WALL•E or Dusty Bin. 1102
Reposted by DanWill McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026All 13 episodes of HOLLYWOOD are on Internet Archive if you’d like to celebrate #SilentMovieDay. Kevin Brownlow and David Gill wrote, directed, and produced this 1980 documentary series for Thames Television/ITV, featuring a score by maestro Carl Davis. archive.org/details/vol.... #FilmSky 108629
Reposted by Danh67o67r67s67e @equine67.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think this one proves my slop on slop theory, ie, that the AI slop videos are being prompted by AI slop. this one is already fucking awful (whoooo remembers shaking hands with your mum before she drove the car directly at McDonald's) and by the end it completely loses it 6221
Reposted by Danflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026And I mean, Israeli government ministers were right out in 2023 saying that the plan was: cull the populace to a more manageable size, destroy most of the strip, pen two million civilians into a much smaller and more crowded camp. Do you think nobody else could hear this? 38417
Reposted by Danflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We all saw this happening in real time, in the kind of graphic detail that made me not watch much of it. Everybody knew exactly what was happening. 18413
Reposted by Danflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The scale is horrifying but for real, everyone fully understood what was going on throughout, and they behaved like that anyway. They behaved that badly *specifically because* because it’s so obviously horrific and indefensible. 318454
Reposted by DanChris Wilson @wilson.blog · 27/09/2026Started Slow Horses tonight. V disappointed this isn’t the theme song…youtu.beI Love Horses best of all the animals🐎 - theme songYouTube video by JHC Fan 042
Reposted by DanAndrew Hickey @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 27/09/2026All the Bee Gees were in a lot of weird accidents as kids, but also in a fourteen-month period Robin was in a railway accident that killed forty-nine people *and* had to tunnel through snow and nearly die of hypothermia after an avalanche buried the chalet he was honeymooning in. 2211
Reposted by DanAndrew Hickey @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 27/09/2026Incidentally it's hard to read the history of the Bee Gees without coming to the conclusion that there were time travellers who *really* didn't want Robin to reach the age of twenty. 4292
Reposted by DanMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149121141999
Reposted by DanBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Circus owner: alright let’s hear it Musician: do do doo doo do do doo doo do do doo do do doo doo doo dooo do dooo! Doo doo do dooo! Doo do deh do do do doo Circus owner: this is tremendous, this is the jingle we’ve been looking for 1230826
Reposted by DanAndrew Hickey @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 26/09/2026I've been talking about how the difference between Barry and Robin Gibb's songs is quite easy to tell once you realise that Barry's are all "I love you and want to dance" and Robin's are "I want to die". Exhibit a. Both Coke jingles are *credited* to both brothers, but...youtube.comBee Gees - Coca Cola Sixties CommercialsYouTube video by Duncan Somersley 35912
Reposted by Danpmchoan.bsky.social @pmchoan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026An Oxbridge education does not guarantee intelligence. 001
Reposted by DanJason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I feel I should warn 'the kids' that "maxxing" leads nowhere good. We've been there before. But if they are intent on repeating another of history's preventable tragedies, I won't stand in their way. 4294
Reposted by Dan__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Think Drag Race UK going to WOW unfortunately is a precursor of Beeb3 being canned 4111
Reposted by DanSinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We’re maybe days away from Kemi Badenoch hiring “Danny Tommo” as an advisor. 411926
Reposted by DanTom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is amazing as there was literally a top 40 hit explicitly about how Fleetwood Mac were square music for olds 1710113
Reposted by Daneminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think it's really interesting how the Fleetwood Mac revival has led to this weird retconning of the complaint about their music being that it was too hip and obscure instead of too smooth, polished, safe and adult oriented 2719719
Reposted by DanLiLBazula 👻 🎃 @lilbazza.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Really worth your time, this. It's basically what we've all been saying about Starmer since he was elected Labour leader *cos we have eyes to see*. But this is not us looking in. This is someone up close on the inside 1124
Reposted by Danflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It really is worth noting that everyone in politics and media understands this is what happened and that many of them knew it *at the time*, and worked to ensure it would succeed. 1464
Reposted by Danflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Neal of course got very publicly and embarrassingly conned, swindled and fucked over by McSweeney, so we might say he has a personal motivation for saying this stuff. Except of course it is true, and if anything still not harsh enough on what these people did to the public. 1497
Reposted by Danflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Here’s the head of Compass - a notable milquetoast Labour progressive pressure group - explaining that the entire Starmer project was an insulting and idiotic fraud, actively inflicted upon the public in pure black-hearted bad faith neallawson2u.substack.com/p/starmerism...neallawson2u.substack.comStarmerism: An AutopsyThe king is dead, long live the king. 68536
Reposted by DanGentle Ox, but scary (Dave) @gentleox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026September the 21st be with you, everyoneyoutu.beEarth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO 311150
Reposted by Danpriscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026in the off-chance someone who follows me has the ability to check in on Kate Beckinsale, it would probably be a good idea to do that now. I hope this just means she's quitting social media, but 45911
Reposted by DanM a r c u s 🏳️🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026They literally tell us they’re carrying out genocide every few days. It’s not complicated. 122670
Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Eeesh, this week’s #snluk was their first dud eh? Liked Demetriou a lot but the well was a bit dry this week eh? 120
Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It feels like it’s now written by fans who don’t quite get why it was funny before. All well and good dropping in the odd “dog egg” and “jitler” but you have to have jokes in there too lads. 000
Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Has the core writing team at Viz changed recently? Bought the latest issue (first in a year or so) and while the strips are still great, the written stuff has fallen off a cliff :( Not liking the new paper stock they use now either. 010
Reposted by DanToby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026*rubs temples* why am i reading about MPs scrutinising Eurovision track record instead of them taking action against far-right and fascist groups that are harrassing the RNLI, the public, & shutting down infrastructure www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukUK's 'dismal' Eurovision song choices to be examined by MPsIt comes after the UK's entry Look Mum No Computer came last in May's final, scoring just one point. 24739185
Reposted by Danyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026obviously covid was already horrible but i WILL say we dodged a major bullet by having that pandemic happen before AI chatbots were a thing, can you fucking imagine the kind of societal collapse if chatGPT psychosis had been a thing during lockdown 628264
Reposted by DanSam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Make the choice you wanna make, but own it. Don't tell me it's impossible to take a stand when George and Beryl Formby were effectively extradited from 40s South Africa. 216216
