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Justin Lewis @whenisbirths.bsky.social · 36m
Anyway. RIP George Fenton. Others have shared Bergerac and Newsnight and Films but there’s this one also. m.youtube.com/watch?v=99BC...
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Shoestring Intro / Outro (1980)
YouTube video by Jonathan Davies
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Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 4h
I love how the guy on the sleeve (born Bernard Jewry) was not only the second “Alvin Stardust”, but he was also the second incarnation of “Shane Fenton”, several years before. And the voice you hear on that single is actually the original Alvin, Peter Shelley (but not *that* Shelley!)
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 16h
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
adding '5 British doggers' to the list of surprising defeats for the US military, alongside the IRGC, Viet Cong, and geography
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Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 16h
youtu.be/_W_OMTya0lo?...
youtu.be
Michael Barrymore - You'll Never Find A Nessie In The Zoo (The Family-Ness Cover)
YouTube video by RetroDLC
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Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is up there with that “it’s not the Pope’s position to pontificate” tweet from many years ago.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A glorious bit of How It Works here, being said openly in public
Alex Wickham € @alexwickham
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Exclusive with @AlexDooler @DNair5
UAE officials have warned the UK government that the severity of Man City's punishment could undermine their appetite for future grand-scale commitments in Britain, according to people familiar with the matter
They consider the Premier League's actions to have an influence on the bilateral state relationship, the people said, asking not to be identified discussing undisclosed information
The extraordinary pressure comes after Andy Burnham faced criticism, including from within government, for saying Man City's Abu Dhabi owners should not be disqualified specifically because of the investment they bring to Britain
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
think Amol Rajan might be the only celebrity more obviously 'imposed' on us than Matt Forde. took Progress & the agency 15yrs to make Forde a thing but he did eventually get fans (awful wankers who talk about 'box set politics'). only 2 people on the planet who like Rajan are Rajan & Rupert Murdoch
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Kate Devlin @drkatedevlin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This does indeed smell desperate, but that's not why I'm sharing it. No, the bit that leapt out to me was the @financialtimes.com use of the phrase "Seattle-based cloud giant" to describe Amazon, which sounds beautifully fairytale and captures the nature of this whole industry: magic beans.
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Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Richard E. Grant immediately turning #CelebrityTraitors into SNL UK’s Great Big Crab Man is just amazing telly
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I'm here because I sniff out liars for a living" is a bold play for a host of the Today programme #CelebrityTraitors
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let's hope they kill him off! Oh, he's on Traitors?
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Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly its incredible. And there's a pixel perfect homage to the Dragon's Trap prologue hidden away too. It's so good. I never replay games after I 100% them but I did for that.
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Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dress for the job you want (the Margaret Calvert of pants)
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Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The sequel-in-all-but-name, Monster Boy and the Cursed Kingdom is a genuine 10/10 too.
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Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Dragon's Trap is the best game of all time, imo.
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30 October 1st
Siobhán Fahey from Bananarama circa 1985Siobhán Fahey from Shakespear's Sister circa 1992
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Gillian @heyheygillian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Switch us off. Just turn humanity off now please
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Cinefeast33 (demon version) 📽📺📚 @cinefeast33.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stage & screen icon, Miss Julie Andrews celebrates birthday, 10/1/1935. Such a talent & life force! Oscar nods: 64 Mary Poppins (w) 65 Sound of Music 82 Victor/Victoria Fun Fact: Only Oscar-winning actress to be called a cunt face by Mother Superior in a film (clip below). #filmsky 📽
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Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Haha! YES!
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Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every time Falco is mentioned I just end up thinking about how he has the best grave ever. It has a list of his hits on it! It’s so extra, I love it.
Falco’s amazing grave.
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 30/09/2026
I am not joking when I say this. Jive Bunny is now very, very good. You just don’t know yet because all musical mashups circulating today is from the Stars On 45 era. Jive Bunny et al have solved infinite musical mashups.
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Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Remember when the big brain columnists queued up to pooh pooh the idea that you could plant more than one tree at a time and in multiple places at once?
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Luckily the press has been fully complicit with this monumentally insulting fraud and so can be relied upon to not notice this.
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At least we didn't all lose our minds and inflict ten years of the Tories on ourselves in order to eventually try and sneak a watered down version of the 2019 Labour manifesto back in and hope nobody notices and asks awkward questions.
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Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Haha!
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Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m gonna pull rank here and say, yes, yes he was (albeit by the flimsiest of criteria) having met the lad.
Me and the real Dusty Bin
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man City when asked to provide their “irrefutable evidence.”
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Jack - Oi, Shiny! @oishinythings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1. I am baffled by the idea I would want "personalised music". 2. Personalised music is the easiest thing in the world to get. Anyone who ever accidentally slept with a musician has had it foisted upon them.
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Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The word “solved” is the most revealing bit of all. Not only do AI knobs fail to grasp that art is about the process more than the result, but they also see it as a problem to be solved. Absolute robots. And not the good ones like WALL•E or Dusty Bin.
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Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In a different context I think I’d really like it, but just not where it actually is. And the house it replaced was rather nice too.
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Will McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All 13 episodes of HOLLYWOOD are on Internet Archive if you’d like to celebrate #SilentMovieDay. Kevin Brownlow and David Gill wrote, directed, and produced this 1980 documentary series for Thames Television/ITV, featuring a score by maestro Carl Davis. archive.org/details/vol.... #FilmSky
The title card for Kevin Brownlow's HOLLYWOOD (1980)
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haunted (horse's version) @equine67.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think this one proves my slop on slop theory, ie, that the AI slop videos are being prompted by AI slop. this one is already fucking awful (whoooo remembers shaking hands with your mum before she drove the car directly at McDonald's) and by the end it completely loses it
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Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To this day I’m still baffled as to how she became a presenter on The Big Breakfast given how she’s always been a frosty charisma vacuum.
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Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When Grantly off Waterloo Road started wearing a syrup.
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Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really liked that single at the time.
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𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐀𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐧𝐨 @agnes-guano.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ian McShane – 84 today!
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Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If memory serves it was hand drawn by Mike Amatt himself instead of printed.
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Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I loved this as a kid! Also, Mike did a tour around the time and stopped off at the theatre in my home town (Harlech in north Wales). I met him afterwards and got a Smiff badge. But got grief about it in school as everyone else preferred Mop and for some reason you weren’t allowed to like both.
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Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I fucking HATE that song.
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Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just done a test and I’m clear!
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Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh god, I’m currently in bed with a bad cold and I just assumed I’d just burnt myself out. Wil do a test later as it didn’t occur to me it might be Covid again :(
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@FuctupMike
Bernie Sanders should be forced to give away 90% of his birthday cake. #HappyBirthdayBernie

@jamieandhisego
Uh, surely you do that anyway...

@ItsDanSheehan
This is how cake works

@MayorDadler
This is how birthday cakes work when you have friends.
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Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It only seems to be a thing if it’s a woman involved. Or if it’s men, when the man in question is no longer useful.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And I mean, Israeli government ministers were right out in 2023 saying that the plan was: cull the populace to a more manageable size, destroy most of the strip, pen two million civilians into a much smaller and more crowded camp. Do you think nobody else could hear this?
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We all saw this happening in real time, in the kind of graphic detail that made me not watch much of it. Everybody knew exactly what was happening.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The scale is horrifying but for real, everyone fully understood what was going on throughout, and they behaved like that anyway. They behaved that badly *specifically because* because it’s so obviously horrific and indefensible.
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Chris Wilson @wilson.blog · 27/09/2026
Started Slow Horses tonight. V disappointed this isn’t the theme song…
youtu.be
I Love Horses best of all the animals🐎 - theme song
YouTube video by JHC Fan
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Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cant believe it. Absolutely devastating.
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Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WHAT
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