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Writer, lifter, cinema dweller, and coffee addict. 🏳️‍🌈 🌀: wilson.pckt.blog

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Chris Wilson @wilson.blog · 29/09/2026
A new @pckt.blog post about how a conversation in a sauna led to a horny, abandoned screenplay.
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A Conversation in a Sauna
(Or, Why I Abandoned My Screenplay...) Like all the best ideas, this one started with a conversation in a sauna. I was sitting there alone, sweating away following a pull day at the gym. A few minutes in, a trim middle-aged man entered and sat down opposite me. He fidgeted immediately and made grunting noises, wanting my attention. I tried to ignore him, valuing the peace and stillness of a sauna, but I found myself dragged in when he asked what I'd been working on. I answered, reluctantly asked...
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Chris Wilson @wilson.blog · 28/09/2026
Followed by this… m.youtube.com/watch?v=xBe7...
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FULL MATCH: Kenny Omega vs PAC - 30 Minute Ironman Match | AEW Dynamite, 2/26/20
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Chris Wilson @wilson.blog · 27/09/2026
Started Slow Horses tonight. V disappointed this isn’t the theme song…
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I Love Horses best of all the animals🐎 - theme song
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Chris Wilson @wilson.blog · 26/09/2026
Imagine wasting your time editing Simpsons clips to make it fit the old Smackdown intro. <_<
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From the SquaredCircle community on Reddit: Botchamania Intro Simpsons Edition
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Chris Wilson @wilson.blog · 26/09/2026
The first hour of this is impeccable. And then it continues for another two hours for some reason.
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★★★ review of Hope (2026) • Popfeed
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Chris Wilson @wilson.blog · 25/09/2026
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★★★ review of In Ascension (2024) • Popfeed
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Chris Wilson @wilson.blog · 24/09/2026
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★★★★ review of Mr. Bean (1990) • Popfeed
Less “alien”, more “what if the average member of the British public gave into their intrusive thoughts”.
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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
PM pledges to bring back wanking in the stands at football games. "It's unfair to make fans go 90 minutes without a tommy tank, especially as the ball is the same shape as a boob."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’ theonion.com/american-medical-assoc…
American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’
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Chris Wilson @wilson.blog · 23/09/2026
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Chris Wilson @wilson.blog · 23/09/2026
Today in “I’m old as fuck”: I moved to Sheffield for university 20 years ago today. TWENTY. Folks, I’m old as fuck.
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Bushby01 @bushby01.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Doesn’t matter how good word of mouth is or online reviews. If a place has an AI poster, I’m out already.
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Chris Wilson @wilson.blog · 22/09/2026
The first “my cake is shit better pull a sickie” of the year 😍😍😍 #GBBO
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Chris Wilson @wilson.blog · 22/09/2026
Me, who burned a baked potato last time I attempted one, watching #GBBO: “YOU FUCKING CALL THAT A CHOCOLATE STOUT CAKE?!”
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Chris Wilson @wilson.blog · 22/09/2026
Current weight’s with my shoes on and fully clothed. Oops. Send pies. #gym #bulkingtime
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Chris Wilson @wilson.blog · 21/09/2026
It’s dark when my alarm goes off now. :/
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Chris Wilson @wilson.blog · 20/09/2026
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★★★★ review of Resident Evil (2026) • Popfeed
The best way forward now that corporations won’t allow any major film that isn’t based on an existing IP is to basically create fan fiction that vibes with the source material rather than trying to co...
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Chris Wilson @wilson.blog · 19/09/2026
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★★★★½ review of Project Hail Mary (2026) • Popfeed
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Chris Wilson @wilson.blog · 18/09/2026
My favourite genre.
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Chris Wilson @wilson.blog · 18/09/2026
Tonight! Waited 25 years to see my favourite film in the cinema, and now this will be my second proper screening in less than a year.
The Truman Show ticket
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Chris Wilson @wilson.blog · 13/09/2026
Entering the ATmosphere with a shiny @pckt.blog site, in my ongoing attempt to get the Guinness World Record for the most abandoned blogs. Like, subscribe, etc.
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A Long-Winded Introductory Post
Hello there. My name is Wilson. I was born in 2026 at the age of 38. I’m a scatterbrained, middle-management type living in the UK. In my spare time, I hang out at the cinema, lift weights, snooze a lot, enjoy walks and coffee dates with my partner, and frequently entertain delusions of grandeur. Welcome to my little web journal. Starting a traditional blog, with words and stuff, in the age of brainrot seems old-timey at best. And yet, despite my weariness with the Internet as a whole, I feel co...
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Chris Wilson @wilson.blog · 17/09/2026
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★★★½ review of Before the Devil Knows You're Dead (2007) • Popfeed
First time viewing despite the fact I bought this on DVD from the Virgin Megastore in Sheffield circa 2009. It stayed wrapped in plastic until I lost the DVD in one of my subsequent 5/6 house moves. S...
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Chris Wilson @wilson.blog · 13/09/2026
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★★★½ review of The Passion of the Christ (2004) • Popfeed
I deliberately watched this as a horror/exploitation film and had a decent time with two relentless hours of a delusional bearded man getting the ever-loving shit beaten out of him. That means next ye...
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Ben Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026
An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?
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Chris Wilson @wilson.blog · 13/09/2026
Entering the ATmosphere with a shiny @pckt.blog site, in my ongoing attempt to get the Guinness World Record for the most abandoned blogs. Like, subscribe, etc.
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A Long-Winded Introductory Post
Hello there. My name is Wilson. I was born in 2026 at the age of 38. I’m a scatterbrained, middle-management type living in the UK. In my spare time, I hang out at the cinema, lift weights, snooze a lot, enjoy walks and coffee dates with my partner, and frequently entertain delusions of grandeur. Welcome to my little web journal. Starting a traditional blog, with words and stuff, in the age of brainrot seems old-timey at best. And yet, despite my weariness with the Internet as a whole, I feel co...
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Chris Wilson @wilson.blog · 12/09/2026
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★★½ review of Nadja (1995) • Popfeed
An indie, black-and-white, ’90s, vampire, queer, Portishead-soundtracked, “David Lynch presents” with a cameo from the master himself type film?! Literally should be my perfect movie, but vibes only h...
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Chris Wilson @wilson.blog · 12/09/2026
We don’t talk enough about how social media was actually ruined when Twitter replaced the ⭐️s with ❤️s.
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