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@curtdasilva.ca
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Improviser, Math Person, Corgi Owner.

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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 15/10/2026
I haven’t been following the discourse too closely but I basically agree that GLP-1s are conscious
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/10/2026
I will simply never respect a libertarian
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
BENOIT BLANC: (walks on to kung fu movie) wHHat is this. Cratchin Tagga.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
now i lay me down to sleep i'll catch that bird who goes meep meep if i die before i wake, acme co has sent a fake
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a little louder for the cheap seats in the back
One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy.
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info"
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 24/09/2026
Good morning: youtu.be/uh7s2jr0b48?...
youtu.be
We Investigated the Christian "Scam" Fronted by Tim Tebow | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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curtdasilva.ca @curtdasilva.ca · 22/09/2026
Awwww yeahhhhh
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 11/09/2026
It’s time for me to make my yearly 9/11 repost about jokes and memory
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Payton Tolle is an absolute gem 😭
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curtdasilva.ca @curtdasilva.ca · 08/09/2026
Everything either has a binary outcome or it doesn't
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 07/09/2026
Yes, now that you mention it, 'Mustn't condemn or punish fascist action; it might cost us the fascist vote,' does sound like a pretty naive and self-destructive way to conduct and safeguard liberal democratic politics. Nevertheless,
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curtdasilva.ca @curtdasilva.ca · 07/09/2026
What kind of fucked up game of bingo are ya’ll playing exactly??
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Phoebe Barton 🚀🇺🇳 @phoebebarton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
at last, a human equivalent of an animal wearing a Cone of Shame
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𝒩𝒾𝒸𝑜𝓁𝒶𝓈 𝒸 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @nicolascgrey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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New York Mets @mets.com · 29/08/2026
W 🙌 #MetsWin | #LGM
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@vineyille

Watching a whale documentary where a whale eats a stingray: hell yeah lunch time

Watching a stingray documentary where a whale eats a stingray: you son of a bitch
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Your own Juggalo Jesus
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
just kind of crazy to have people over and over and over explain to me why they don't want to have solidarity with black people
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curtdasilva.ca @curtdasilva.ca · 18/08/2026
Riding around on a Wheelie (*cough* Segway) in FFVII Remake Intergrade for an entire year, easy
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.
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New York Mets @mets.com · 15/08/2026
Friday night W! #MetsWin #LGM
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
It's Friday night baby
Sleepy time bear
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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Stephen Nelson @stephennelson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We’ve done it yall. The boys got some new shirts.
RotoWear’s latest shirt depicting the Big Bad Lefty BBL Tanner Scott 😂Miguel Rojas in the Tanner Scott BBL shirt
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/08/2026
Max Muncy Asks Shohei Ohtani If They Have Max Muncy In Japan theonion.com/max-muncy-asks-shohei-…
Max Muncy Asks Shohei Ohtani If They Have Max Muncy In Japan
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Johnny L. @johnnylandmine.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You know Akiba Maid War had the sauce because it ran for a tight 12 and still had the baseball episode
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I am begging you not to believe gazillionaire baseball owners when they tell you Skubal going to the Dodgers means we need a salary cap. Competitive balance is not the reason they want a salary cap. They just want to spend less, and with more predictability, on total payroll. That is all.
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Is the salary cap also going to make the Dodgers have a bad farm system?
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 02/08/2026
You do not get to do the whole "baseball is ruined" thing because the Dodgers gave up two serious prospects, one of whom is 100 years old, for a two-month rental. On this particular thing, your team literally could have done it if they wanted
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
SOURCE: Luis Arraez was scratched from tonight’s lineup after crashing a scooter into the scooter that Harrison Bader crashed into a fire engine, injuring his peritoneal recumbent dubis.
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End Political Homelessness Now @raaleh.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Once again: AI is the reverse printing press that makes asynchronous communication impossible
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@BigDavidMcIver

Aww my microbiome fancies some high quality fermented foods does it? A little kombucha perhaps? I don’t give a shit, I’m the megabiome, I do what I want. I’m having a fanta lemon. I’ll swallow coins
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The only creative industry that is inarguably both doing well and doing great work right now is "new baseball guy names."
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 30/07/2026
It is putting it mildly to describe these people as a death cult.
ALLISTER HEATH
Britain can't stop
climate change. Scrap
net zero and embrace
Mediterranean
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Detroit Squirrel update: The Tigers' entire grounds crew went out on the field to try to get that thing out of there and all that's missing is the Benny Hill theme
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
gotta run this one back
David J Roth tweet: “Attempting to make a home loan payment on X: The Everything App and accidentally sending the word “peñus” to the official account of the Milwaukee Brewers
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/01/2025
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
DOGBERT: what's got you so cranky CATBERT: must've seen himself in a mirror DILBERT: my boss took credit for weeks of work i did on a big project, AGAIN BLACKMOLDBERT: why not take a deep breath DILBERT: you're right... thanks BLACKMOLDBERT: feel your lungs expand
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
What do you mean before he was Scrooge he was Ebenezer those are just his first and last names lol
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title above the comic reads, "The organs are a team."
The first panel shows a drawing of a stomach. The stomach says, "I digest food so it can become energy."
The second panel shows a drawing of a heart. The heart says, "I use energy to pump blood."
The third panel shows a drawing of a liver. The liver says, "I take that blood and filter it."
The fourth panel shows a drawing of a brain. The brain says, "I will actively sabotage all of you."
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