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CurlzMT

@curlzmt.xyz
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proud Tamagotchi mom (she/her)

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JLP @jlp.systems · 6h
Remember everything NOW
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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 19h
not to dox him but i saw an albino squirrel who smokes cigarettes
an albino squirrel at the base of a tree with a stem in its mouth that kinda looks like a hand-rolled cig
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cat everyday 🍊 @drawcateveryday.bsky.social · 23h
656 🏃🐥🥚🏃🐥🥚🏃
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ms. wendy @wendyleftmealone.bsky.social · 22h
shouts out to the guy who did those cave paintings of a bear like 30,000 years ago.
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cat everyday 🍊 @drawcateveryday.bsky.social · 22h
Caught up again! Cat of today: 659 🌼 #art #cat
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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 29/09/2026
look at that bitch living laughing and loving like she owns the place
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/09/2026
you're still fw poultices? it's all about broths now dude
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Andy ✨ Draw Your Sword @prookal.com · 27/09/2026
thought I heard something in the yard last night
Blurry flash photo of a patchy yard with a fluffy and motion blurred dog, its eyes are pointed right at the viewer it’s running towards
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Ken Parille @kenparille.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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m @mjjii.com · 26/09/2026
commissions are open mjjii.com/comms
Sketch - $20
Surprise me - $20
Pet portrait - $40
Full body - $70
Bust portrait - $50
Environment - $150

mjjii. com • ko-fi.com/mjjii
September 2026

[image of a donut shop with a bright beam focused on it]
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CurlzMT @curlzmt.xyz · 26/09/2026
I have become a Katamari of ailments
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"
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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
do not, my friends, become addicted to lasagna. it will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dudes truck outside the hotel has what seems to be a picture of Godzilla riding a whale on the tailgate
Picture from my hotel window of the back corner of a pickup truck in the parking lot with a decal of what appears to be Godzilla riding a giant whale out of the sea
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Esper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the one hundred best shows of the 21st century are Joe Pera Talks With You one hundred times
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cult papa @cult-papa.com · 25/09/2026
logging on
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Collection: Veggie Handsome grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com/comics/77/#c...
WEB PAGE: FORUMULA: 
NightOfTheGunther: yeah, as others have said, gentleman agriculturalist is obviously fake lol. like do you think the coiffed guy in the photos is really getting his hands dirty picking a cabbage? too bad because i do agree with most of what he says about being gentlemanly and irresponsible goverment spending.
WEB PAGE: HUNK PHOTO:
Search, Home, Featured Hunks, Best-Selling Hunks.
The page displays a photo of The Gentleman Agriculturalist with the Hunk Photo watermark. It is titled, Dreamboat Silver Love Farmer with Pepper from the collection Veggie Handsome.

Options to the right say, Buy this photo: $1.25, and Buy collection, $3.99.

Text with accompanying photos as the bottom of the page says, Collections you may like:
Handsome Business Illness. Hunky Hunt for Holiday Green. Suave Docs/Dreamy MDs. Leatherworking Cutely.
Grassy glares at his screen and says, "Four dollars. That's what it costs to lie."
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CurlzMT @curlzmt.xyz · 25/09/2026
weird things happening in my body
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
chalkboard with "amphibians = bisexual reptiles" circled
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CurlzMT @curlzmt.xyz · 23/09/2026
popcorn for dinner
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bad news, everybody
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*picking up a prescription in the CVS drive-thru* Wow, I was so not expecting this. I’d like to thank my primary care physician—Ruth, you rock!—and the pharmacist, of course, but most of all my parents and God, without whom this prescription wouldn’t mean a thing.
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Daily I am beset by cowards and scallywags.
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roy 朗井 @live.from.roys.house · 23/09/2026
once i figure out how to get up from my couch it's over for u clowns
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Hiné Mizushima/水島ひね @sheishine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Giant Larva Sisters (2021). 末っ子妹かわいいね〜(なでなで)。 My baby sister is so cute (pat pat). #hinemizushima #larva #bug #insect #水島ひね
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An energy weapon (work computer) is beaming harmful rays (emails) at me
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an evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
plain and not great. cartoon drawing.
insides a circle is a drawing of a horse with dots for eyes and simple zigzag hair. no real expression. In the circle is the word "Horps"
My quest to waste space on the internet continues
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Post Season Betsy 💙 @baseballfrank.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know, Anna
Anna Nicole Smith asking “why is there even news?”
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deutschland tiff :) 🇩🇪 @integrandma.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
betting everything i have on chunk
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 21/09/2026
Thai food, hear my plea. Come to me, Thai food. Answer my summons.
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m @mjjii.com · 21/09/2026
digital art. closeup up of a crying kitten’s face
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
why do you think i've been working out so much
Legend of Zelda title screen but I changed it to say "I am going to throw Timothee Chalamet into a zoo dumpster"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lighthouses should be made illegal. those poor rocks cannot be expected to subsist on litter and debris. they need full meals
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
bed time soon
the slsepytime tea bear with an arrow pointing at them saying "START DOING THIS"
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penny mason @rosegxldheart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
who up grappling with the extisential reality of having to be a human being
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My phone sends me a notification whenever there's an owl nearby. I don't remember asking it to do that and I don't know how to make it stop. I tried throwing my phone into a ravine but it just reappeared in my hand moments later. The owl notifications are growing more frequent
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CurlzMT @curlzmt.xyz · 20/09/2026
the haters said it couldn't be done
Photo of a tray of chocolate chip cookies fresh out of the oven.
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CurlzMT @curlzmt.xyz · 20/09/2026
im making cookie
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CurlzMT @curlzmt.xyz · 20/09/2026
logging on
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Rachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🖼️ Else Wenz-Viëtor #FrogForFriday
Frog on lily pad attempting to catch a dragon fly, five frogs surround the lily ad singing or laughing? Reeds in background. Illustration.
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Petra Erika Nordlund @pepurika.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My family says i'm bullying minister with my drawings but i'm only trying to learn how to draw cats....... It's not my fault he looks like that...
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CurlzMT @curlzmt.xyz · 19/09/2026
it's messed up how much power sinuses have. they're just cavities in your head. they shouldn't be able to make you feel like you're dying and your teeth are about to fall out
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miss fugazi @crip.es · 18/09/2026
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laura “thirty years old” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i have never wanted to know "whats new" with my web browser
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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
out in his desert bunker Trader joe is working on a snack he says will end all strife
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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
angelic forces in your area
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CurlzMT @curlzmt.xyz · 16/09/2026
going Grandma Mode on a Werther's Original
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's my lucky day
Free blood sign
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Mondo 2000 bot @mondo2000-bot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mondo 2000 Magazine - Mondo.2000.Issue.16.1996, pages 89-90 #Mondo2000 #Cyberpunk
Mondo 2000 MagazineMondo 2000 Magazine
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