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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 6h
I will NEVER accept the things I cannot change.
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 8h
Please come to Maine sir! Spend a lot of time here please sir!
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 22h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 26/09/2026
anti-homeless sweeps of encampments, tent cities, and individual squats result in the systematic theft of everything the targeted people hold dear. don't fucking call the cops on your neighbors. www.tumblr.com/westernsunri...
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagining a national straw poll that has "generic gamer" as one of the options.
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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Woke Edgelord | @neonwario 1/13/22

My friend being polite: so that piece of infrastructure you imagined. The "Conestoga Childway". Is it a childrens highway? Or is it a highway named in honour of children?
Me:
My friend: or is it something else?
Me: whatever...
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"When it comes to crime, everyone's a suspect..." - The Awful Detective
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I HATE being imperiled.
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck not Mr Belding...I shouldn't be alone right now i NEED girls to DM me
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Simultaneously the best and worst album.
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wish there was a song about a twisted firestarter.
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When someone says something so Glassphobic you gotta hit em with The Chloe Stare
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah it’s frustrating cus the reactionary creeps who hate all queers were just about to stop being homophobic. Then this story got published! What a huge fuck up!
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Daily I am beset by cowards and scallywags.
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBDY...
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Hey, Prehistoric Forest!
YouTube video by MateoTheMediocre
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Proud to share an exciting new sentence you can use in the coming NBA season: "The Philadelphia 76ers are a lot like Communism. Sure it works - in theory!" Feel free to use this online, or in real life. It's for ANYONE to use!
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The only audience for these products is people who hate humanity and being alive.
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Men in media prop up Richard Hanania because they fear being canceled and want someone to go to bat for them like this. He is an insurance policy for powerful people who fear the day when their racism and evil behavior is made public.
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have decided to spill the tea...and thats ong sis
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
been laughing to myself all day today imagining a NYT op-ed on a Monday called We Mustn't Be Afraid To Strive For More under the byline "Adolf Hitler III (no relation)", then on Tuesday a note from the editorial board explaining that Adolf Hitler Ill actually WAS related to Adolf Hitler and in flowery language softly disavowing him, and then Wednesday there's an op-ed by like Bret Stephens called "In Defense of Nepo Babies" with a subhed like "We can't let knee-jerk anti-nepotism stop us from evaluating ideas on their merits."
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It kicks ass to see someone doing "take several seats" style posting about why its problematic for people to move to new york city.
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 21/09/2026
Being rootless probably feels good as hell for cosmopolitans
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lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(To the tune of Atomic Dog) Bowe Berrgdaaahl
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
An apple is 5HP, but a meal is 25HP.
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You either die diesel or you live long enough to become ghetto…
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
I hold this guy’s story about inspiring Dire Straits - Money For Nothing near and dear to my heart.
hello
here is the way I remember it.
one morning in Signal Hill CA my roomate Armond Beausoliel Jr. asked me to smoke some hash and go to the stereo store in Ceritos Mall, Cerritos CA.
I had 2500 dollars and wanted to buy an Atari 1200 XL but my roomate was set on adding to his sound system a 50 inch projection TV. Having gotten stoned to the bone I was standing in front of the TVs lined up along the back wall of the store watching a rock video catching patterns (traces) of all the Tvs moving in synch. Bo man saw me spacing out and we started a conversation that went like this... hey Bo we should get a bunch of tvs and hook em up...hey boy how about one BIG tv...look at those guys... look at them girls...yeah beatin on the drums like some chimpanzees... I should have learned to play the guitar...I should have learned to play the drums...look at those faggots... those faggots are millionares...yeah I should have stayed with the guitar...maybe get a blister, on your finger..(Bo raises hiwas off), Hawiaan noises..(in reference to my girfriends recent trip to Hawaii), look at those guys... Money for nothing...and the chicks are free..just think of it on a Big TV screen...No, I'm gettin' the computer...I WANT MY MTV!!! A salesman walked up and asked us what we were talking about as Mark Knopfler had asked the clerk at the register for a pen and paper (pencil furnished) and frantically scribbled our conversation and walked out. Bo ran out after him when I turned around and saw several people staring at me and I freaked (paranoya set in) I quickly walked out the store to see Bo screeming at a black limo driving away saying Mark! Mark! I said, who was that? He said Mark Knopfler. Isn't that your buddy from high school? That was Mark Knopfler don't you know who Mark Knopfler is? How rude, your buddy didn't even stop. We went home. I can tell you exactly who, when where and how in more detail. When they released thefirst digitally mastered CD, Bo played it for me and waited for my reaction. WHo is this? I like thier song Sultans of Swing. MTV sounds familiar. Is your buddy in this band? And if anyone tels you different even MK its because he probably is afraid of royalties. Mark if you read this I'm not about any money or rights. A back stage pass would be fine for one concert. It was your work, interpretation, score, song. 10 years later I told my sister and a few people heard you and Eric Clapton were coming from Alpine Valley concert (WI) to Biddy Mulligans at Loyola in Chicago where I moved back home. You guys wouldn't get out of the limo becasue of security and left. I never told anyone but my sister, Bill Colton, and the gang in New Orleans years later. My sister just saw this post and it has forced me to come clean. I know no one will ever believe it. I don;t care becasue Bo and I are the ones who realy know except maybe the salesman at the Store that sold everything. You got your refriger
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“You’re either diesel or you're ghetto” - Peter Kelly’s Mantra
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I agree with every religion.
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I hate Ancient wisdom.
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The most immediate way that AI has negatively affected me is that YouTube is now useless for music discovery. I used to find incredible old house gems through yt mixes and that is impossible now. AI has flooded YouTube music search results such that you cannot trust anything on it.
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
oh greta, sweetie, no
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love it when the countdown spinner in my 2FA is in red. I'm in a race against time...
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am officially banning Donald Trump from my house. Forever!
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don't want to work I want to PARTY! #partypete
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bette Midler...call me when she's Bette Maxler. I'm actually being serious!
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kyle Kuzma may be stupid and he may have the personality of a diseased rat but please keep in mind that he also sucks at basketball and plays for the worst team in the NBA.
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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
(Nordberg screams)
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I really don't understand ppl saying they're not interested in a doc about the worst era in football broadcasting history.
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Juice This ⬇️
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fifty Dollars
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
dan bejar's first show in maine on a wednesday night...new pornos a few days later...now why is that?
windy askin the right questions
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Literacy crisis: everyone is mad at Ed Sheeran, but if you actually read his statement he specifically said he’s not complicit
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ed sheeran announces 100 date tour through all of israel, south africa, india, russia, georgia, poland, and argentina
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
YouTube comments as the town square, it's a beautiful sight
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Anyone wanna go party later. Thinking maybe we should all go totally nuts tonight (tuesday).
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
People across the world are doing the viral Peter Kelly Challenge.
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Peter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I love it when my output causes a stir.
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