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CurlzMT (scary)

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 2h
Aries: Your enemies are buying a product today, Aries. Buy a product before it's too late Taurus: Pull up a comfy blanket, Taurus, it's time to purchase a product Gemini: Girl, get ready for a new product to enter your life Cancer: Take time today to ask your loved ones if they need a new product
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I could be so spooky if only they let me emerge from the mists like they used to. Nowadays they take your mists tell you it’s a code violation and slap you with a hefty fine
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Satchel Charge @satchelcharge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Our mucous-promoting additives are the last touch missing from your fetid swamp dwelling
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Your Favorite Bad Movie Podcast @favoritebadmovie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
👻 SPOOKY EPISODE ALERT! 👻 Our Spooky Season Scare-tacular continues with Healing Towers! Special Guest @crabman.bsky.social dug this one up from the depths of Tubi and it is shockingly bad!
open.spotify.com
Episode 126: Healing Towers featuring Crab Man
Your Favorite Bad Movie Podcast · Episode
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 03/10/2026
my body is a finely-tuned machine designed to lay in bed
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venomous laura @lauracreature.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
freaking out a lil bit over this stunning bright blue fungus, cobalt crust (Terana coerulea)
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CurlzMT (scary) @curlzmt.xyz · 03/10/2026
I hope Justin Bieber finds the big anime diamond
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CurlzMT (scary) @curlzmt.xyz · 03/10/2026
:'3
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CurlzMT (scary) @curlzmt.xyz · 03/10/2026
my name is pig
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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CurlzMT (scary) @curlzmt.xyz · 03/10/2026
going into cryosleep one million years
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Frame #6939 from E24 Witch Way
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CurlzMT (scary) @curlzmt.xyz · 02/10/2026
who are your Top 8 on mychart
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CurlzMT (scary) @curlzmt.xyz · 02/10/2026
im frightening
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
An error has occurred.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Types of Ghosts II
a series of crude drawings of ghosts.
At the top is the words "the world is full of ghosts
here are some you may recognize or learn to spot"
a tiny one labeled "single celled"
a long one labeled "snake"
a round one labeled "round"
one with a monitor on its head labeled "computer"
one with big teeth labeled "teeth"
a big one making a vacant expression labeled "boring"
one with a smaller one inside of it labeled "double ghost"
One with a cowboy hat and mustache labeled "cowboy"
a wide one labeled "wide"
one hiding behind a bush labeled "shy"
one wearing a trenchcoat and hat, labeled "secret"
one that is dripping a lot, labeled "wet"
one stuck in a can ring labeled "trapped"
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CurlzMT (scary) @curlzmt.xyz · 01/10/2026
I love that they gave the scariest aliens the dumbest ship shape. those horrifying lizard men? yeah they travel the galaxy in a lozenge
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CurlzMT (scary) @curlzmt.xyz · 01/10/2026
tomb of a very patriotic vampire
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, colored pencil, a little crayon, and charcoal pencil. 

Our guy pulls up deep in the forest on his 2-speed bike. He’s flanked by tall dark trees and his path is blocked by a massive spider. He lets the Big Fella know it’s on. “Big Fella,” he says. “I fixed my 2-speed. You still wanna race.” Reader, you know Big Fella wants in on that action. Next slide.Against a starry night sky we see silhouettes of Big Fella and our man racing down a hill. It’s unclear in the drawing who will win but Big Fella is likely about to pull away.
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CurlzMT (scary) @curlzmt.xyz · 01/10/2026
they're gonna exfoliate the whole colony
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just secured my first round of funding for my startup! it's called OMELAS. Its goal is to make Omelas in real life
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think this new shirt design is an important statement in these trying times, and may heal the world roryblank.bigcartel.com
A cute drawing of a tiger wearing a little hat and trousers and a shirt, fishing on a small island, with text saying "I don't actually have to do anything at all
I am perfectly contended living without purpose"
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penny mason @rosegxldheart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
making a candle that smells like my Bluesky.com posts
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 30/09/2026
Remember everything NOW
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CurlzMT (scary) @curlzmt.xyz · 30/09/2026
the real Dune is the friends we made along the way
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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not to dox him but i saw an albino squirrel who smokes cigarettes
an albino squirrel at the base of a tree with a stem in its mouth that kinda looks like a hand-rolled cig
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CurlzMT (scary) @curlzmt.xyz · 30/09/2026
Property Crabs is my favorite HGTV show
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cat everyday 🍊 @drawcateveryday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
656 🏃🐥🥚🏃🐥🥚🏃
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ms. wendy @wendyleftmealone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shouts out to the guy who did those cave paintings of a bear like 30,000 years ago.
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cat everyday 🍊 @drawcateveryday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caught up again! Cat of today: 659 🌼 #art #cat
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CurlzMT (scary) @curlzmt.xyz · 29/09/2026
it's all happening
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 29/09/2026
look at that bitch living laughing and loving like she owns the place
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/09/2026
you're still fw poultices? it's all about broths now dude
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CurlzMT (scary) @curlzmt.xyz · 28/09/2026
the human body is mostly soup
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CurlzMT (scary) @curlzmt.xyz · 28/09/2026
one YouTuber always lies about the blossom kite shield. the other one always tells the truth
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CurlzMT (scary) @curlzmt.xyz · 27/09/2026
I am both saying it and thinking it
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Andy ✨ Draw Your Sword @prookal.com · 27/09/2026
thought I heard something in the yard last night
Blurry flash photo of a patchy yard with a fluffy and motion blurred dog, its eyes are pointed right at the viewer it’s running towards
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CurlzMT (scary) @curlzmt.xyz · 27/09/2026
I've been really into the new KiiiKiii album
youtu.be
KiiiKiii 키키 'Pop Off Pop Off' MV
YouTube video by STARSHIP
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Ken Parille @kenparille.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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CurlzMT (scary) @curlzmt.xyz · 26/09/2026
the American dream
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m @mjjii.com · 26/09/2026
commissions are open mjjii.com/comms
Sketch - $20
Surprise me - $20
Pet portrait - $40
Full body - $70
Bust portrait - $50
Environment - $150

mjjii. com • ko-fi.com/mjjii
September 2026

[image of a donut shop with a bright beam focused on it]
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CurlzMT (scary) @curlzmt.xyz · 26/09/2026
I have become a Katamari of ailments
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
do not, my friends, become addicted to lasagna. it will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
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CurlzMT (scary) @curlzmt.xyz · 26/09/2026
we all deserve a little train burger
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CurlzMT (scary) @curlzmt.xyz · 26/09/2026
sport for dead people, apparently
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dudes truck outside the hotel has what seems to be a picture of Godzilla riding a whale on the tailgate
Picture from my hotel window of the back corner of a pickup truck in the parking lot with a decal of what appears to be Godzilla riding a giant whale out of the sea
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CurlzMT (scary) @curlzmt.xyz · 25/09/2026
this is where I live
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Esper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the one hundred best shows of the 21st century are Joe Pera Talks With You one hundred times
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