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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026

Follow @onionsports.bsky.social for all the coverage and analysis you need to confidently gamble up to your credit limit.

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Christof Spieler @christofspieler.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I would say this is old vs. new but really it's old vs. old -- a 50 year old locomotive passing a 70 year old one.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:

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The Downballot @the-downballot.com · 11/08/2026

It's another big primary night headlined by the Democratic contest for Wisconsin governor, and The Downballot has your preview of what to watch across six states!

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A last-ditch scramble to stop a democratic socialist looks doomed

Another hefty primary preview includes two states that are unexpectedly on tap

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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Donut go gentle into that good night. @theonion.com

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Bailey @crocbailey.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Michigan roadside firewood industrial complex

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Gene Park @gene.meme · 06/06/2026

i’m done with rgg

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

We must and will Kill Windows

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Andy Greiling @andygreiling.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Saw The Rocketeer at the El Capitan theatre last night and felt inspired! 🚀

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 30/05/2026

let's be clear, let's be very clear, let's be incredibly clear about something: Marcia Lucas is why you love Star Wars. She's why Star Wars worked. She's why it has heart. She's responsible for the in-media-res beginning, she's responsible for basically everything charming and unique about >

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

This is still the hardest I’ve ever laughed at anything.

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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

One MUST resist the urge to lolcow. I'd call it one of the most important urges to resist on the contemporary internet, actually

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Christof Spieler @christofspieler.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Convenience store geography: in Wisconsin, we have Kwik Trip everywhere. But across the river in Iowa the same company is called Kwik Star because QuikTrip (a completely different company) got to Iowa first. Meanwhile in Dubuque there's an unrelated local chain called Kwik Stop. All have red logos.

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

A thank you note/love letter/commentary on art for anyone interested

A long love letter to you, thank you for following my work!

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BOO!👻 LAO GATE! @cheflubu.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

British Football Food travel show simulator Scran Turismo

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Carl Wilson @carlzoilus.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I'd like to thank Drake publicly for releasing three albums, because if he'd only released one I might have been tempted to listen to it.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

god damnit I found myself living in a shotgun shack

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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 11/05/2026

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 08/05/2026

this is the indomitable spirit of america

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 04/05/2026

Trying out a new metaphor: "A.i." = cocaine. Cocaine is inevitable! Cocaine can enhance your creativity! Cocaine can make us all faster and more efficient! If your kid doesn't learn how to use cocaine, they'll get left behind!

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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Something instead of nothing

Page 2: Later, the main zookeeper is in a dark room filled with TVs displaying security footage of the zoo animals. He is soaking wet in a raincoat, staring solemnly at the screen which shows the chimpanzee. The zookeeper reaches down to press a large red button on the desk beneath the screen display.

Page 3: from inside the chimpanzee exhibit, we see the security gate open. The chimpanzee wander through and exits the building to a dark, rainy street corner. He extends his arms and lets the rain fall onto him.

Page 4: the chimpanzee is in the backseat of a cab, driving somewhere else in the city at night. The final panel is the chimpanzee at checkout in a grocery store with a huge pile of bananas. The clerk looks mildly shocked.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/04/2026

Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored theonion.com/you-cant-even-watch-a-…

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Herbert @xxgr1llmast3rxx.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

hater/liker distinction is insufficient to explain human behaviour so i have dutifully expanded it into a 4-way axis, which is philosophically complete.

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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

The only survival strategy I've found to stomach social media is to be as unproductive and esoteric as possible. If the horrible churn of world events are inescapable, dig a hole and cultivate your own digital oasis. Half thoughts are free, so let half thoughts flow freely.

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Four years ago today, I posted my first beetle moses comic

Three-ish panel comic: a pirate uses a telescope to look out onto the water and seems shocked. He yells out, “Captain! You’re not going to believe this!” Out on the water is what appears ostensibly to be a Pizza Hut, but underneath the surface we see the hut is actually attached to the head of a gigantic kraken squid monster.

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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

If the hardcore bands guitarist looks like this, you’re gonna die in that pit

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vashíto @vashperado.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

a quick Dana from the pitt after work #thepitt

drawing of nurse dana evans from the tv show The Pitt, she is having a smoke break and looking tired

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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-…

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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

"You may have a C button, but you still can't 'C' the obvious. It's de press-ing that you haven't switched it up by now. The true joy of gaming is in the pressing, of the buttons, to make Mario do a jump. I don't need others to C me sticking it to Bowser, this is a soliturtle journey.."

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia

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alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

I'm losing it at this delivery robot getting absolutely smoked by the Brightline train in Florida 🤖🚅

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