Reposted by BaileyThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Follow @onionsports.bsky.social for all the coverage and analysis you need to confidently gamble up to your credit limit. 227221
Reposted by BaileyChristof Spieler @christofspieler.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I would say this is old vs. new but really it's old vs. old -- a 50 year old locomotive passing a 70 year old one. 1253
Reposted by BaileyDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"this edible ain't shit" two hours later: 185182584358
Reposted by BaileyThe Downballot @the-downballot.com · 11/08/2026It's another big primary night headlined by the Democratic contest for Wisconsin governor, and The Downballot has your preview of what to watch across six states!the-downballot.comA last-ditch scramble to stop a democratic socialist looks doomedAnother hefty primary preview includes two states that are unexpectedly on tap 528637
Bailey @crocbailey.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Took 16 years but we made the Whitest Kids U Know Butter Bar real 011
Reposted by BaileyStan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Donut go gentle into that good night. @theonion.com 271733219
Bailey @crocbailey.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I hope photography clubs come back. I remember one closing down that, in an act of desperation, started allowing phone cameras. Sometimes 2 devices should do 2 things, instead of 1 device doing everything. 010
Reposted by Baileypriscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026mandatory reading 70163143591
Reposted by BaileyThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 15/06/2026Upper Middle Class redefined as being able to watch YouTube without adsthebeaverton.comUpper Middle Class redefined as being able to watch YouTube without adsNATIONWIDE - A recent study of Canadian living standards has found that the modern-day equivalent of being in the lower end of the upper social classes is spending money on a monthly YouTube Premium a... 1128054
Reposted by BaileyChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/05/2026We must and will Kill Windows 21569
Reposted by BaileyAndy Greiling @andygreiling.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Saw The Rocketeer at the El Capitan theatre last night and felt inspired! 🚀 18820
Reposted by BaileyTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 30/05/2026let's be clear, let's be very clear, let's be incredibly clear about something: Marcia Lucas is why you love Star Wars. She's why Star Wars worked. She's why it has heart. She's responsible for the in-media-res beginning, she's responsible for basically everything charming and unique about > 5866182251
Reposted by BaileyChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 30/05/2026This is still the hardest I’ve ever laughed at anything. 916924
Reposted by BaileySarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026One MUST resist the urge to lolcow. I'd call it one of the most important urges to resist on the contemporary internet, actually 293132862
Reposted by BaileyChristof Spieler @christofspieler.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Convenience store geography: in Wisconsin, we have Kwik Trip everywhere. But across the river in Iowa the same company is called Kwik Star because QuikTrip (a completely different company) got to Iowa first. Meanwhile in Dubuque there's an unrelated local chain called Kwik Stop. All have red logos. 1112
Reposted by Baileybeetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/05/2026A thank you note/love letter/commentary on art for anyone interested 493483749
Reposted by BaileyBOO!👻 LAO GATE! @cheflubu.bsky.social · 18/05/2026British Football Food travel show simulator Scran Turismo 0113
Reposted by BaileyCarl Wilson @carlzoilus.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I'd like to thank Drake publicly for releasing three albums, because if he'd only released one I might have been tempted to listen to it. 137739
Reposted by BaileyGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 13/05/2026god damnit I found myself living in a shotgun shack 1021935
Reposted by BaileyCabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 11/05/2026this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't. 991272826875
Reposted by Baileyutopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 08/05/2026this is the indomitable spirit of america 151424250
Reposted by BaileyGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 04/05/2026Trying out a new metaphor: "A.i." = cocaine. Cocaine is inevitable! Cocaine can enhance your creativity! Cocaine can make us all faster and more efficient! If your kid doesn't learn how to use cocaine, they'll get left behind! 381516432
Reposted by BaileyCarson @neohazard.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary. 4760372176
Reposted by Baileybeetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Something instead of nothing 4477831737
Reposted by BaileyThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/04/2026Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored theonion.com/you-cant-even-watch-a-… 5267861205
Reposted by BaileyHerbert @xxgr1llmast3rxx.bsky.social · 23/04/2026hater/liker distinction is insufficient to explain human behaviour so i have dutifully expanded it into a 4-way axis, which is philosophically complete. 12562166
Reposted by BaileyMinovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026The only survival strategy I've found to stomach social media is to be as unproductive and esoteric as possible. If the horrible churn of world events are inescapable, dig a hole and cultivate your own digital oasis. Half thoughts are free, so let half thoughts flow freely. 538994
Reposted by Baileybeetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Four years ago today, I posted my first beetle moses comic 526306868
Bailey @crocbailey.bsky.social · 20/04/2026The way you explained it sounds like frame advantage in Fighting Games 020
Reposted by BaileyDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 17/04/2026If the hardcore bands guitarist looks like this, you’re gonna die in that pit 10947125