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Conor Smith

@conorsmith.ie
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Software engineer and proud owner of six copies of Willennium | he/him

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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 6h
If you thought my characterisation of these bozos was unfair when I said "they think art is a solved equation" or that they didn't understand art:
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15h
Copilot, make people come to my pizzeria. Thank you Copilot
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Beddy @lancecalhoon.bsky.social · 14h
This reminds me of that time in grade 4, when a few of us worked out how to print stuff on the library printer and we printed Licences to Fart for ourselves
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Gerard Cunningham @faduda.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not sure "You played Nazi Germany so you can play us" is quite the killer debating point some people imagine
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Jack Kennedy @jackkennedy.ie · 29/09/2026
Anthropic: "We are losing unimaginable amounts of cash, more every year. We are also delusional and think we are creating a vengeful god that will kill us all. Please give us more money than currently exists."
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Kayleigh Donaldson @ceilidhann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I posit to you, dear reader, that Robert Pattinson is the new Nic Cage. I wrote my thesis for @avclub.com. www.avclub.com/robert-patti...
avclub.com
Robert Pattinson is the new Nicolas Cage
Robert Pattinson and Nicolas Cage both get weird to find something more exciting in a landscape obsessed with realism.
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Jack Fraser @muninnherself.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Personally offended nay disgusted by an article in the local paper about a band who were formed *this century* celebrating their 25th anniversary. A grotesque demonstration of 'the passage of time' or some shit.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Climate change is as straightforward as it gets: Democrats vote to address it and Republicans vote not to. There's a weird tic among the pundit class where they think saying "it's more complicated than that" is the intelligent stance on everything but sometimes it's not complicated!
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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OB Cycler @obcycler.bsky.social · 22h
For those that might have missed 4th grade math class, if you keep passing the same cyclist then you are going the same average speed as them and you gain nothing from making a dangerous pass.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 21h
I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise.
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 20h
Screenshot of a tweet that reads "[Pastabot 2000 attempts to hand me another bowl of pasta] Jesus christ not now Pastabot"
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The feeling of questioning whether or not something is AI as part of its destruction of all visual art
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe the reason the economic vibes are so off isn't that things are *worse* than the great recession but because back then we all thought the pain was temporary, whereas the things that are wrong with the economy today have all been getting worse for a long time and show no signs of improving
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 22h
I hope they do all start calling it this. Then AI can go back to meaning how the ghosts in Pac-Man work.
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 23h
Every AI CEO sounds like this.
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is genuinely deeply annoying how much guys like Elon Musk and Thiel get to brand themselves as tech wizards and coders and builders just by their branding, which is like thinking JD Rockefeller worked at an oil rig and designed refineries.
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 22h
He thinks the marching band scene in the Severance season two finale was gratuitous and I couldn't disagree more
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StephMac @stephaniemac.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The amount of power that the Mayor of New York actually has is something I’m still getting to grips with.
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
posting is easy. just repeat any phrase in your head until you go insane and the funny words start flowing out of your fingers
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Eamonn Sweeney @sweeneyagonistes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We really would want to care more about who has the ear of our government and where their advice is going to lead.
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G @geraldineishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Surely Irish journalists will be asking Jennifer Carroll MacNeill about the status of her links to this man who proudly participated in chants at the match on Sunday? #SpéirGhorm
Screenshot of a video posted on Reddit, captioned: “In yesterday’s National League game against Ireland, home fans chanted the name of an army organisation”  Screenshot of a Facebook post with a photo of Yoseph Haddad & Jennifer Carroll MacNeill together at Irish government buildings.
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it's nate! @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet
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Simon McGarr @tupped.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is why, every year, the whole of Ireland is required to celebrate the Puck Fair. We can’t just say that hauling a goat into the air for days on end is something just for Kerry. We are a united country, which is why we have airborne goats everywhere.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 29/09/2026
I do not dare "view full thread" This is perfect as it is
jazzpomegranate starting a 57-skeet thread:

"marvel should just let me write a morbius run where i learn nothing about the character and just write what i think morbius is" 13hrs ago

"view full thread"

flash-forward to...

skeet #56: "eventually everything returns to normal" 39m ago

skeet #57: "but one thing hasn't returned to normal. sue storm is dead (along with half of the avengers but that's not important). and in the intervening month, reed and johnny have transformed their shared grief into a deep sexual bond."
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eaei @tape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
millennial mitch hedberg: i love drinking kombucha. kombucha is really great when ur thirsty and want to drink 8 billion of something.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember when the president of Cornell got so mad at some anti-Israeli-genocide protestors on campus he tried to hit some of his own students with his car?
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i hope that men notice how whenever a rape story gets widespread coverage, women use it as an opportunity to vent about how fucking disgusting we think many of you are and how many have made our lives measurably worse, and take a few moments to deeply process that.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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Levi Stahl @levistahl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Silicon Valley created a new, worse version of popularity that everyone just accepted at face value at some point between 2019-2023." The Garbage Day newsletter is talking here about pop music, but I'm gonna hold onto this and apply it everywhere.
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 28/09/2026
r/legaladvice 5d ago My doctor prescribed me a clown show and then tried to resell me his tickets
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out
Marjorie Taylor Greene
We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S.
southern border in several years, why now?
Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the
GOP needs to scare you into voting because
nothing else is working.

Anthony Aguero Live
Over 400 aliens predominantly from
Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday,
ready to make their way to the US southern
border ... Here's footage of the caravan.
Someone is incentivizing this movement, t ...

@mt ... . 1d

@Anth ... . 1d
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🤏 eoᵹ̇an 🫳 @ohjann.world · 28/09/2026
Why must a western be “good” ? Is it not enough to sit somewhere dark and see a beautiful horse, huge?
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/09/2026
Recent Events have me once again considering: the cube
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tante @tante.cc · 28/09/2026
Silicon Valley brain: They literally don't understand that political action exists. Everything has to be an engineering problem or it's unsolvable. Weird broken men tante.cc/2026/09/24/the-test
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Annie Kelly @annieknk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just heard a radio report refer to the Orange Order as "strong supporters of remaining in the United Kingdom" which, while not inaccurate per se certainly feels a little inadequate as a description
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Máirtin Ó’Caoiṁ (O’Keeffe) @mokeeffee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is pretty disgusting from an Israeli media personality. Here he calls for attacks on Irish citizens.
Israeli media personality calls for attacks on Irish citizens.
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Liv @oliviaaahliv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So cool that the NYT reported on the Covid conscious lesbian bar but not the Cornell rape case. So cool I think that’s so cool
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 28/09/2026
The only people who have heard this song have heard it from one of the two Primary Evils of society: broadcast radio and algorithms
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Aoḋán Ó Conġaile @tinydonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm going to start telling Americans that don't know Maniac 2000 that they're living in a bubble.
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Sarah Kay @k-interarma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Children being burned in their home is not a “quaint heritage event”. It’s sustained and repeated collective trauma.
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Brian O'Halloran @playingwithdust.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's all we need, these fuckers on the rampage. Public opinion is not going to be so kind this time around. Where were you all when the man responsible was over for a golf tournament? Certainly weren't protesting, you fuckers.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cannot wait for the dumbest person you know and their favourite Instagram comedian to blindly declare their support for these dorks.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think I’m probably gonna outlive my wife but there’s no way to say that without sounding like you have a plan
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