Reposted by Conor Smithautumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ 1093123628
Reposted by Conor SmithCasey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 6hIf you thought my characterisation of these bozos was unfair when I said "they think art is a solved equation" or that they didn't understand art: 727147
Reposted by Conor SmithPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15hCopilot, make people come to my pizzeria. Thank you Copilot 82378
Reposted by Conor SmithBeddy @lancecalhoon.bsky.social · 14hThis reminds me of that time in grade 4, when a few of us worked out how to print stuff on the library printer and we printed Licences to Fart for ourselves 0244
Reposted by Conor SmithGerard Cunningham @faduda.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026I'm not sure "You played Nazi Germany so you can play us" is quite the killer debating point some people imagine 3255
Reposted by Conor SmithJack Kennedy @jackkennedy.ie · 29/09/2026Anthropic: "We are losing unimaginable amounts of cash, more every year. We are also delusional and think we are creating a vengeful god that will kill us all. Please give us more money than currently exists." 610938
Reposted by Conor SmithKayleigh Donaldson @ceilidhann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I posit to you, dear reader, that Robert Pattinson is the new Nic Cage. I wrote my thesis for @avclub.com. www.avclub.com/robert-patti...avclub.comRobert Pattinson is the new Nicolas CageRobert Pattinson and Nicolas Cage both get weird to find something more exciting in a landscape obsessed with realism. 36112
Reposted by Conor SmithJack Fraser @muninnherself.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Personally offended nay disgusted by an article in the local paper about a band who were formed *this century* celebrating their 25th anniversary. A grotesque demonstration of 'the passage of time' or some shit. 45010
Reposted by Conor SmithMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Climate change is as straightforward as it gets: Democrats vote to address it and Republicans vote not to. There's a weird tic among the pundit class where they think saying "it's more complicated than that" is the intelligent stance on everything but sometimes it's not complicated! 16921116
Reposted by Conor SmithHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward 11128523544
Reposted by Conor SmithOB Cycler @obcycler.bsky.social · 22hFor those that might have missed 4th grade math class, if you keep passing the same cyclist then you are going the same average speed as them and you gain nothing from making a dangerous pass. 49412
Reposted by Conor SmithIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 21hI'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise. 52531737
Reposted by Conor Smithmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 4988991634
Reposted by Conor SmithGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The feeling of questioning whether or not something is AI as part of its destruction of all visual art 101817371
Reposted by Conor Smithmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Maybe the reason the economic vibes are so off isn't that things are *worse* than the great recession but because back then we all thought the pain was temporary, whereas the things that are wrong with the economy today have all been getting worse for a long time and show no signs of improving 241663219
Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 22hI hope they do all start calling it this. Then AI can go back to meaning how the ghosts in Pac-Man work. 0183
Reposted by Conor SmithTheo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 23hEvery AI CEO sounds like this. 61020288
Reposted by Conor SmithGodspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It is genuinely deeply annoying how much guys like Elon Musk and Thiel get to brand themselves as tech wizards and coders and builders just by their branding, which is like thinking JD Rockefeller worked at an oil rig and designed refineries. 37323
Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 22hHe thinks the marching band scene in the Severance season two finale was gratuitous and I couldn't disagree more 010
Reposted by Conor SmithStephMac @stephaniemac.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The amount of power that the Mayor of New York actually has is something I’m still getting to grips with. 1145
Reposted by Conor SmithEmma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 29/09/2026posting is easy. just repeat any phrase in your head until you go insane and the funny words start flowing out of your fingers 3608
Reposted by Conor SmithEamonn Sweeney @sweeneyagonistes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We really would want to care more about who has the ear of our government and where their advice is going to lead. 22110
Reposted by Conor SmithG @geraldineishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Surely Irish journalists will be asking Jennifer Carroll MacNeill about the status of her links to this man who proudly participated in chants at the match on Sunday? #SpéirGhorm 37947
Reposted by Conor Smithit's nate! @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet 131263355
Reposted by Conor SmithSimon McGarr @tupped.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is why, every year, the whole of Ireland is required to celebrate the Puck Fair. We can’t just say that hauling a goat into the air for days on end is something just for Kerry. We are a united country, which is why we have airborne goats everywhere. 811139
Reposted by Conor SmithJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 29/09/2026I do not dare "view full thread" This is perfect as it is 414822
Reposted by Conor Smitheaei @tape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026millennial mitch hedberg: i love drinking kombucha. kombucha is really great when ur thirsty and want to drink 8 billion of something. 0214
Reposted by Conor SmithLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Remember when the president of Cornell got so mad at some anti-Israeli-genocide protestors on campus he tried to hit some of his own students with his car? 141343254
Reposted by Conor SmithMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i hope that men notice how whenever a rape story gets widespread coverage, women use it as an opportunity to vent about how fucking disgusting we think many of you are and how many have made our lives measurably worse, and take a few moments to deeply process that. 9764541095
Reposted by Conor SmithA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from? 963600653
Reposted by Conor SmithLevi Stahl @levistahl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Silicon Valley created a new, worse version of popularity that everyone just accepted at face value at some point between 2019-2023." The Garbage Day newsletter is talking here about pop music, but I'm gonna hold onto this and apply it everywhere. 0609
Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 28/09/2026r/legaladvice 5d ago My doctor prescribed me a clown show and then tried to resell me his tickets 0143
Reposted by Conor Smithhammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out 733493745
Reposted by Conor Smith🤏 eoᵹ̇an 🫳 @ohjann.world · 28/09/2026Why must a western be “good” ? Is it not enough to sit somewhere dark and see a beautiful horse, huge? 1105
Reposted by Conor Smithmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/09/2026Recent Events have me once again considering: the cube 171691247
Reposted by Conor Smithtante @tante.cc · 28/09/2026Silicon Valley brain: They literally don't understand that political action exists. Everything has to be an engineering problem or it's unsolvable. Weird broken men tante.cc/2026/09/24/the-test 1018145
Reposted by Conor SmithAnnie Kelly @annieknk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just heard a radio report refer to the Orange Order as "strong supporters of remaining in the United Kingdom" which, while not inaccurate per se certainly feels a little inadequate as a description 1426436
Reposted by Conor SmithMáirtin Ó’Caoiṁ (O’Keeffe) @mokeeffee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is pretty disgusting from an Israeli media personality. Here he calls for attacks on Irish citizens. 22716
Reposted by Conor SmithLiv @oliviaaahliv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So cool that the NYT reported on the Covid conscious lesbian bar but not the Cornell rape case. So cool I think that’s so cool 06723
Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 28/09/2026The only people who have heard this song have heard it from one of the two Primary Evils of society: broadcast radio and algorithms 030
Reposted by Conor SmithAoḋán Ó Conġaile @tinydonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm going to start telling Americans that don't know Maniac 2000 that they're living in a bubble. 1213
Reposted by Conor SmithSarah Kay @k-interarma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Children being burned in their home is not a “quaint heritage event”. It’s sustained and repeated collective trauma. 34611
Reposted by Conor SmithBrian O'Halloran @playingwithdust.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That's all we need, these fuckers on the rampage. Public opinion is not going to be so kind this time around. Where were you all when the man responsible was over for a golf tournament? Certainly weren't protesting, you fuckers. 27517
Reposted by Conor Smith Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Cannot wait for the dumbest person you know and their favourite Instagram comedian to blindly declare their support for these dorks. 073
Reposted by Conor Smithpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously. 522714262
Reposted by Conor SmithTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I think I’m probably gonna outlive my wife but there’s no way to say that without sounding like you have a plan 1545619