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Conor Smith

@conorsmith.ie
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Software engineer and proud owner of six copies of Willennium | he/him

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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 15h
Dakota Johnson on Ellen
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 29/09/2026
Screenshot of a tweet that reads "[Pastabot 2000 attempts to hand me another bowl of pasta] Jesus christ not now Pastabot"
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 29/09/2026
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 28/09/2026
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 27/09/2026
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Yer man off the I Think You Should Leave focus group sketch when he was in an Ant-Man
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 26/09/2026
Bogdan speaking to Walter White
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 24/09/2026
You had me at Dafoe
YouTube thumbnail of Willem Dafoe on Hot Ones
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 08/09/2026
Go on the lads
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 30/08/2026
Mr Burns saying "Yes"
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 29/08/2026
"Hey! I'm makin' unnecessary journeys here!"
Zohran Mamdani in a rain poncho doing a bit where he's a weather reporter on location
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 27/08/2026
I'm shifting into soup mode
A bowl of soup
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 20/08/2026
surprise location
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 19/08/2026
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 12/08/2026
Ah yeah, of course. That's summer over now I suppose.
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 12/08/2026
Correct me if I'm wrong but all these new and retrofitted homes are being fitted with heat pumps that only pump heat in instead of ones that can run both ways so maybe we should stop doing that??
GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS ARE to meet with researchers this month to discuss how to deal with the risks posed by record-breaking temperatures to people living in new and retrofitted homes.
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 09/08/2026
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 08/08/2026
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 08/08/2026
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 04/08/2026
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 01/08/2026
Cereal Killer delivering his televised address during the climax of Hackers (1995)
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 30/07/2026
Thank god we're finally talking about the allegations of a well-known musician having sex with teenagers in the early 2000s
Headline reading "Jared Leto accused of criminal sexual misconduct by four women in new BBC documentary"
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 24/07/2026
Not worth watching. He immediately picks The Rock and Armageddon. Then he just riffles through everything else looking for Pain & Gain while muttering obscenities.
Screenshot of YouTube video of Christopher Nolan's Criterion Closet picks
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 23/07/2026
They've vertical videoed the euros, folks. Pure desperation to get the youth hooked on cash.
A mock up of a new 5 euro note with a portrait orientation
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 21/07/2026
Look at this disgusting pervert. The laws of man should not permit this.
A pink monster muppet with a blue nose and a chef's hat and a void where other muppets house their soul
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 17/07/2026
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 16/07/2026
Screenshot from Star Trek The Next Generation episode Angel One showing the character Mistress Beata
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 15/07/2026
Bluesky search screen showing recent searches "60 years", "coming home" and "English misery"
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 13/07/2026
Businesses. Your access to water is being restricted. Your use of water is being dictated. To protect private profit. From data centres to petrol stations, the water will flow. You give so that they may take.
Essential purposes

Ms Conlon said the priority for Uisce Éireann is to maintain water for essential purposes.

"It's the water that we need for our hospitals, for our nursing homes, and the water that we need for our businesses to ensure that businesses can stay open," she said.
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 12/07/2026
Mark Kermode turned into the old man from Up so gradually that I didn't even notice
Mark Kermode looking like the old man from Up
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 04/07/2026
They Live (1988)
YouTube thumbnail from MS NOW that reads "Sunglasses accidentally reveal truth about Trump's 250 party"
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 03/07/2026
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 27/06/2026
Soc Dems getting ready to do the noble thing and become a junior coalition partner
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 25/06/2026
I tried to avoid it but I've snapped. "Go buy something that nobody sells and cut a hole through a one foot thick brick wall in an afternoon" is too far for me. The discourse is terrible, but it's clearly their fault.
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 25/06/2026
Rosamund Pike
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 14/06/2026
The Winter Soldier
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 12/06/2026
Advertisement for the KFC Double Down
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 10/06/2026
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 09/06/2026
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 08/06/2026
This is Walkers behaviour
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 31/05/2026
Irish government looking at our road death statistics:
Matthew McConaughey in The Wolf of Wall Street
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 27/05/2026
News article with headline "Status Yellow rain warnings issued for 14 counties" with a photo of smiling children in rain gear splashing in puddlesNews article with headline "Status Yellow snow-ice warning for 11 counties lifted" with a photo of smiling children building a snowmanNews article with headline "Difficult travelling conditions forecast as Status Yellow wind warning issued for Ireland" with a photo of smiling children flying a kiteNews article with headline "Status Yellow thunderstorm warning for six counties ends" with a photo of mad scientists playing god
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 26/05/2026
"Albert Manifold" sounds like a cyberpunk dick piercing
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 06/05/2026
Burger King logo that reads "You can order a triple whopper meal and also a chicken royale on the side and then take the chicken and tear it in half and interleave the two halves with the three burgers to make a triple whopper royale. Then you can put chips in the leftover bun from the chicken royale. It's good."
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 03/05/2026
Klingon High Chancellor Gowran
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 26/04/2026
Screenshot from Marge vs the Monorail showing Springfield's many other follies
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 20/04/2026
There's a correct answer to this question
Elaine Benes
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 19/04/2026
Ethan Hunt screaming
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 18/04/2026
[Tony Soprano meme voice] She made music with the most quoted characters of a generation! Beautiful Stranger is a banger to this day! Ali G is in this house!
Austin Powers and MadonnaAli G and Madonna
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 12/04/2026
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 11/04/2026
Looks like the guards do know how to deal with somebody breaking the law as long as they're protecting the interests of God's America instead of our food supply
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