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I really like the way you tried to take out the trash. It would be great if you just fucking successfully took out the trash. But I appreciate that you tried and I’m sure you’re good at something else. Team 🫍, Fuck the National Guard. 🐑 They’re bleats 🐐

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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Calling human beings "illegals" is not how normal people talk, on college campuses or elsewhere.
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stop anthropomorphizing oligarchs.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
arson
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 24/09/2026
I don't have time to write more, but ICE is working to remove people to third countries in violation of D.V.D. v. DHS. I've been up since 5:20 A.M. working with two other attorneys to prevent our client from being shipped out. If you rep someone at risk of third country removal, check on them NOW
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
travel ball needs to be banned, the only organized youth sports allowed should be free and available to everyone
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Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
White House readies next major attack on United States www.nytimes.com/2026/09/20/s...
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White House Moves to Take Control of N.I.H. Grants
Federal officials are drafting an executive order that would place grants under review by an outside panel, the latest effort to redirect billions of dollars in research spending.
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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
3/Wow "Officials involved in the investigation pointed to gaps that they said were left after Hegseth dismantled most of the Pentagon’s civilian harm mitigation, or CHM, units—cutting headcount across a number of teams by roughly 90%... No CHM team member reviewed the Minab site before the strike."
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So, I propose Trump's ability to muster violence spontaneously with a word, spoken into the digital ether and naming a specific enemy, is well conceived as "stochastic brownshirtism." When he speaks, he knows someone will understand what he's asking for, & will make it so, yet he has deniability.
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey White House Correspondents' Association -- is *this enough?
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Brianne K Nadeau @brianneknadeau.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s time for the Mayor to rescind the cooperation order. It’s time for the MPD chief to rescind the cooperation order.
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Brianne K Nadeau @brianneknadeau.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
As the National Guard, ICE, HSI, DEA, and other federal agencies patrol our streets, our residents continue to live in fear. This is unacceptable.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 11/09/2026
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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Apologies to the career civil servants at NIH who have white knuckled through this, but I would rather see everyone fired than no one fired, and there's not even really any reason it would need to come to that. Anyone appointed since 2024 has to go, and their track record examined for malfeasance.
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
we are going to have to do this with the military too. Senior leadership that went along with things like murdering hundreds of randos in boats have to be publicly made examples of
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Do.... Do you think they know how much this looks like a homoerotic book cover?
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Chevron Defecance 🛢️💩 @complimentreuben.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What they actually follow is what the USGIS *intends*. We know this because if there were a widely publicized hack of the USGIS that spent several days uncorrected which changed a bunch of names, they wouldn't change the map. Which means they are in a position to evaluate the intentions.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
in terms of simple math, the destruction of USAID represents a category of evil that i think even many ostensibly liberal and progressive folks hesitate to name because of where it slots us in the list of history’s greatest monsters.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If we had clean air standards and mandatory respirators in healthcare, this wouldn’t happen. Patients deserve protection. They’re scared. They’re vulnerable. They’re often immune compromised. Infecting a baby in the NICU is a massive infection control failure. people.com/newborn-baby...
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Pa. Mom Says Her Newborn Was Exposed to Measles in Hospital NICU: ‘He’s Already Had to Overcome So Many Battles’
Brittany Nicole Sponenberg’s newborn was exposed to measles while in the NICU at Geisinger Medical Center. The hospital has since updated its visitor screening protocols as measles cases in the U.S. r...
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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Someone should poll “Do you support Canada burning down the White House?” amongst Americans; I think it gets minimum 30% support
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I am just saying: maybe do not take medical advice from the corpse of a guy who died 17 years ago
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
When America is gone, remember NYT headlines like this and never again ask what role corporate media played in normalizing the most dangerous man on Earth
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
if Muriel Bowser were the mayor of the lovely city where I’m enjoying a wonderful outdoor drink and dinner right now, she’d immediately shut this entire thing down and force everyone indoors
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 01/08/2026
It's a tough job, but literally no one has to do it
Four National guard troops standing around doing nothing on a beautiful day in Georgetown
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 21/08/2026
"A bunch of people would rather post on Race War Now Dot Swastika rather than Bluesky because you keep making fun of their imaginary computer friend" is a RESOUNDING endorsement for the concept of hostility.
Part of a thread from some bluecheck:
Multiple people I know have told me that they love the idea of Bluesky, and want it to succeed, but have abandoned it for X because the use agentic tools in their work and find them incredibly useful, and feel that any mention of their usage here leads to hate and ridicule.

I wouldn't bring this up if it was just one person, but it was multiple people since the beginning of August who mentioned in passing something to the effect of either "I'd spend more time on Bluesky if people weren't so anti-AI" *or* "As much as I hate to be there all the useful AI talk is on X."

I'm not saying it's anyone's responsibility to praise AI usage. I agree with much of the criticism of the tool. But for many, many people, it is a useful tech (I have talked about the ways I find it extraordinarily useful, only to have people here mock me, insisting my lived experience is a lie).

I am just noting that for all the people here who say that people should get off X and spend more time here, the reason I keep hearing from people in various circles who would *like* to do that, but don't, is the vociferous belief of many here that there are no possible positive uses of AI.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Trump is constantly talking about how under threat he is from antifa or whatever, and meanwhile he's just letting some weird lady sleep in a crawl space directly above his head and then spend her days trying to clone him from scraps of his diarrhea.
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Throw sand in the gears of this regime however you can.
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Brad Johnson @climatebrad.hillheat.com · 19/08/2026
The criminally deployed troops in DC are not fighting crime. They are the crime.
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Chantzy @chantzy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I love this from a comms perspective because it shows a politician listening, admitting a mistake & changing course. @mayor.nyc.gov N95 mask next? Would set a great example to do a photo opp with one on public transit. Covid is on the rise!
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 18/08/2026
it has just been a bad streak of days, weeks, months, years
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 17/08/2026
14 hours later and my mentions are still full of angry treatises about badly behaved cyclists. Bike lanes are not a reward for good cyclist behavior! They are infrastructure proven to make cities safer for ALL ROAD USERS. Whatever way cyclists have wronged you is irrelevant to the discussion!
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Mike Hoerger, PhD, MSCR, MBA @michael-hoerger.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
🚨BREAKING 🦠 On Friday, the US CDC arbitrarily shifted higher COVlD levels into lower categories depicted with cooler colors. Much of what was Very High is now "High." What was High is now "Moderate" or "Low." Low is "Very Low." 1/
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Anti-ICE sticker spotted in Tempe, Arizona
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/07/2026
DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist
DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 13/08/2026
My god. Everything is not a distraction from the Epstein files. They LIKE doing a fascism. The whole “exerting their power over the powerless“ thing comes from the same root. They are assholes in a large number of ways, and the Epstein files are one of those ways.
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“Here’s what we found: Every additional 100kg of vehicle weight was associated with a 6% increase in odds of pedestrian fatality. Every additional 10cm of height was associated with an 11% increase in odds of pedestrian fatality. The relationship was even stronger in lower-speed environments.”
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Big US-style trucks are killing more pedestrians in Australia – our research proves it
Pedestrians are more likely to be killed by heavier cars – and even more so if the vehicle is taller, Australian-first research has found.
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Panther Raccoon @pantherraccoon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
They’re getting paid a fuckton and being lodged in fancy apartments. Fuck each and every single one of these occupiers. $11k a month to stand around doing nothing, with the occasional assist to help ICE kidnap people.
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National Guard soldiers are earning up to $11,000/month to occupy DC — Free DC
Many National Guard soldiers are participating in the DC occupation because it’s an easy assignment and they’re getting paid handsomely to do it.
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Ben Harris @benharris1.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There’s a strain of thinking that we should be nice and accommodating to them because they don’t want to be here. Whereas I want them to feel as unwanted as possible. I do not feel compelled to be friendly with them.
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Personally I don’t care if they want to be here or not. They’re here and it’s wrong
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 06/08/2026
if you think about it, Flock is a company that operates "little free libraries" for precious metals
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Haydon @haydonmp.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Because the problems will remain but the comedy may diminish.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 01/08/2026
As we recall the trauma caused by COVID in 2020, we should not forget COVID continues to harm. Many still suffer from Long COVID, people who mask are often harassed, and we haven’t scaled clean air infrastructure. If we truly acknowledge past harms, we should be working to create a better future.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 31/07/2026
Everyone involved in bringing these bogus prosecutions must face criminal charges, from the AG down to the line prosecutors at DOJ. If there are no penalties for this behavior, they will never stop.
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Justice Dept. admits Reflecting Pool renovation was flawed, drops case against former Olympian | CNN Politics
The Justice Department is admitting that President Donald Trump’s $14 million renovation of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool was flawed, and it is dropping the criminal case against former Olympia...
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 30/07/2026
Let’s be clear here, when scientists say mistakes were made at the start of the pandemic, we DO NOT mean that we did too much. We mean not socially distancing quickly enough, not making tests widely available, and not acknowledging COVID is airborne and distributing N95 masks to everyone.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026
John Fetterman pursing his lips in a way that communicates that he’s growing increasingly skeptical of live bird flavor after his fourth live bird
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 30/07/2026
Just so you know: this article gets into the history of the bar exam, and you should know that the point when people started pounding on about keeping "unqualified" people from practicing law was coincident with the point when Black people started graduating from law schools.
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Rob Jacques @knutcrosswords.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
UEFA spokesperson Dietmar Fumm said to reporters "This decision effectively signals that Gianni Infantino is an enemy of world football". tl;dr: FIFA "foe" - Fumm
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