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I really like the way you tried to take out the trash. It would be great if you just fucking successfully took out the trash. But I appreciate that you tried and I’m sure you’re good at something else. Team 🫍, Fuck the National Guard. 🐑 They’re bleats 🐐

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Chevron Defecance 🛢️💩 @complimentreuben.bsky.social · 53m
Jeffries’ lack of judgment will cause him to try to take the spotlight away from this, but I look forward to his lack of charisma making that attempt unsuccessful.
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Chevron Defecance 🛢️💩 @complimentreuben.bsky.social · 1h
If by “fell for it”, you mean cynically propagated it, rather than originated, sure. He’s never been in much danger of serving the creative role in these tacit conspiracies.
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Chevron Defecance 🛢️💩 @complimentreuben.bsky.social · 1h
If it’s missing from the comments, it’s more likely because it has been made On Here so consistently over the years as to be implicit.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 7h
Not only should brooks and others shut up. But Ossoff is the best example in the country of a Democrat playing dominance politics and using it to control the whole terms of his race.
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Chevron Defecance 🛢️💩 @complimentreuben.bsky.social · 14h
On the edge of my seat
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
good lord how can anyone be this whiny; are you not ashamed
Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "This is the woman who received the Nobel Peace Prize over the Great United States of America, whose Representative, ME, settled eight Wars, and many other things. I know nothing about this woman, and neither does anyone else! In fact, to the best of my knowledge, no one ever heard of her other than the fact that she, very obviously, hates Israel. I don’t know what the woman has done. I settled 8 Wars, with letters being sent from every President and Prime Minister from the countries that I helped to the Norwegian Nobel Committee, and I’m about to settle, or win, two more, Iran and, Russia/Ukraine. They’re both happening at breakneck speed but, forget them, it’s the 8 that I’ve already settled, any one of which, in particular, Pakistan and India, would be far more than necessary to win the Nobel Prize. In actuality, I should have won 8 Nobel Peace Prizes, not just 1. The 8 Wars are:"Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "Cambodia and Thailand
Kosovo and Serbia
The Democratic Republic of the Congo and Rwanda
Pakistan and India
Israel and Iran
Egypt and Ethiopia
Armenia and Azerbaijan
Israel and Hamas
Additionally, I stopped Iran from having a Nuclear Weapon, and blowing up the entire Middle East and, ultimately, far beyond! I saved more lives than anyone in History and, as Maria Corina Machado, a truly fine person, stated to the Media when she gave me her Nobel Prize of last year, “Donald Trump settled many Wars, and deserves the Nobel Peace Prize more than any person that has ever received it.” Based on my record of PEACE, a record like no one else has ever achieved, I agree! I got back all of the hostages in Israel, including the final 28, both living and dead, and worked with Hamas to"
Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "PEACE, a record like no one else has ever achieved, I agree! I got back all of the hostages in Israel, including the final 28, both living and dead, and worked with Hamas to do it — Nobody believed this was possible! I removed the World’s Evil Dictator, Nicolas Maduro, from Venezuela, and am in the process of making Venezuela a rich Democracy. Likewise, with Iran, I stopped them from destroying Israel, the Middle East, and Europe. I am also preventing, on a constant basis, a War between South Korea and North Korea, and Japan and North Korea. Add China and Taiwan, and numerous other hot spots, which have not been involved in Wars, only because of President Donald J. Trump, and the United States of America. I am responsible for having NATO countries increase spending from 2% to 5% of GDP, creating a stronger alliance and defense, another thing that everybody said was impossible to do. I have negotiated the release, and secured the return, of more than 900 political prisoners from multiple countries"Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "another thing that everybody said was impossible to do. I have negotiated the release, and secured the return, of more than 900 political prisoners from multiple countries in Eastern Europe. Additionally, I have brought 196 hostages HOME from captivity, from all over the World, and did it without having paid a ransom, unlike Biden and Obama who would pay Billions of Dollars. On top of it all, I have created a soon to be very prosperous Arctic. Despite all of this, the Nobel Prize was given today to a liberal person who works at the United Nations, who nobody has ever heard of. In all of the Wars that I have settled, I never spoke to the United Nations—they were of no help. The United States of America, represented by me, as your President, should have received the Nobel Peace Prize, but didn’t. This is an indelible stain on Norway, one that will never be forgotten. The Nobel “Peace” Prize has been forever discredited by a handful of Radical Ideologues who are Anti-Democracy, and Enemies of Civilization! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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Chevron Defecance 🛢️💩 @complimentreuben.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The important thing is that Dems were able to do some CRAZY fundraising off of it for a few months.
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Mark Ungrin @mark-ungrin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Note that pneumonic plague is airborne to begin with - and public health leaders just spent several years manufacturing disinformation claiming the required (and effective) mitigations "don't work", to cover up the deaths from their opposition to them in COVID policy.
en.wikipedia.org
Pneumonic plague - Wikipedia
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Mark Ungrin @mark-ungrin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As a result, infection control policy in the UK, Canada, the US, the WHO and in turn much of the world rests on pseudoscience - and mistakes that senior MDs memorized in med school half a century ago, that were out of date even then. Don't put your trust in the people who got it wrong about COVID.
ctvnews.ca
‘Outdated’ health policies surrounding Covid still pose a danger today, says U of C researcher
University of Calgary professor Mark Ungrin has dedicated years of research highlighting what he believes is of significant concern to all Canadians’ health.
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sort of feels like every election everywhere in the world is divided equally between a faction of normal people a faction of open evil fascists and gets decided by 5% of the voters who are kicked in the head and completely lose their memory of anything that's happened every two weeks
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"It's mind-boggling" is actually fully delusional.
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Shellraiser B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
A reminder that "Never Trump" Republicans are still Republicans. They just don't like the current flavor so much because it gets in the way of their old world fascism.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Calling human beings "illegals" is not how normal people talk, on college campuses or elsewhere.
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Chevron Defecance 🛢️💩 @complimentreuben.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
To learn anything beyond The Olde Magicks would require them to sacrifice their brand — of confidently passing you off to the next person without listening until you give up. And wearing scrubs to the grocery store.
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stop anthropomorphizing oligarchs.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
arson
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 24/09/2026
I don't have time to write more, but ICE is working to remove people to third countries in violation of D.V.D. v. DHS. I've been up since 5:20 A.M. working with two other attorneys to prevent our client from being shipped out. If you rep someone at risk of third country removal, check on them NOW
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
travel ball needs to be banned, the only organized youth sports allowed should be free and available to everyone
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Chevron Defecance 🛢️💩 @complimentreuben.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You can’t deny that she’s offering far more insight now than before
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Chevron Defecance 🛢️💩 @complimentreuben.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I feel like he’s in a much smaller third category of “know the evil, know they’re supposed to want power, but just kinda drifting and hoping for an eventual pat on the head.” He’s not smart or cutthroat enough to actually play the game, is he? Feels accidental that he’s where he is.
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Chevron Defecance 🛢️💩 @complimentreuben.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Isn’t this just slotting in a less interrogatable method for conventional techniques to do essentially the same job?
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Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
White House readies next major attack on United States www.nytimes.com/2026/09/20/s...
nytimes.com
White House Moves to Take Control of N.I.H. Grants
Federal officials are drafting an executive order that would place grants under review by an outside panel, the latest effort to redirect billions of dollars in research spending.
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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
3/Wow "Officials involved in the investigation pointed to gaps that they said were left after Hegseth dismantled most of the Pentagon’s civilian harm mitigation, or CHM, units—cutting headcount across a number of teams by roughly 90%... No CHM team member reviewed the Minab site before the strike."
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So, I propose Trump's ability to muster violence spontaneously with a word, spoken into the digital ether and naming a specific enemy, is well conceived as "stochastic brownshirtism." When he speaks, he knows someone will understand what he's asking for, & will make it so, yet he has deniability.
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey White House Correspondents' Association -- is *this enough?
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Chevron Defecance 🛢️💩 @complimentreuben.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wait, did @smod4real.bsky.social make it over from Twitter? Guessing perhaps since it autocompleted…
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Chevron Defecance 🛢️💩 @complimentreuben.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Think -> hope
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Chevron Defecance 🛢️💩 @complimentreuben.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Amen. Also way past time for the Mayor to fuck right off into the sunset.
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Brianne K Nadeau @brianneknadeau.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s time for the Mayor to rescind the cooperation order. It’s time for the MPD chief to rescind the cooperation order.
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Brianne K Nadeau @brianneknadeau.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
As the National Guard, ICE, HSI, DEA, and other federal agencies patrol our streets, our residents continue to live in fear. This is unacceptable.
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Chevron Defecance 🛢️💩 @complimentreuben.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Does Fox failing to beautyfilter him indicate that he’s about to be dropped?
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Chevron Defecance 🛢️💩 @complimentreuben.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Even the pope occasionally does a communion
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 11/09/2026
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Chevron Defecance 🛢️💩 @complimentreuben.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wow, that guy sucked
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Chevron Defecance 🛢️💩 @complimentreuben.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m worried to ask this, but why is this White House seal a bra?
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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Apologies to the career civil servants at NIH who have white knuckled through this, but I would rather see everyone fired than no one fired, and there's not even really any reason it would need to come to that. Anyone appointed since 2024 has to go, and their track record examined for malfeasance.
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Chevron Defecance 🛢️💩 @complimentreuben.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Though this is chef’s-kiss-perfect, I’ll still pick the nit that it’s not racist enough to be even a 50th %ile NextDoor poster.
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
we are going to have to do this with the military too. Senior leadership that went along with things like murdering hundreds of randos in boats have to be publicly made examples of
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Do.... Do you think they know how much this looks like a homoerotic book cover?
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Chevron Defecance 🛢️💩 @complimentreuben.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What they actually follow is what the USGIS *intends*. We know this because if there were a widely publicized hack of the USGIS that spent several days uncorrected which changed a bunch of names, they wouldn't change the map. Which means they are in a position to evaluate the intentions.
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Chevron Defecance 🛢️💩 @complimentreuben.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ignored would be so much better. They took it as encouragement.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
in terms of simple math, the destruction of USAID represents a category of evil that i think even many ostensibly liberal and progressive folks hesitate to name because of where it slots us in the list of history’s greatest monsters.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If we had clean air standards and mandatory respirators in healthcare, this wouldn’t happen. Patients deserve protection. They’re scared. They’re vulnerable. They’re often immune compromised. Infecting a baby in the NICU is a massive infection control failure. people.com/newborn-baby...
people.com
Pa. Mom Says Her Newborn Was Exposed to Measles in Hospital NICU: ‘He’s Already Had to Overcome So Many Battles’
Brittany Nicole Sponenberg’s newborn was exposed to measles while in the NICU at Geisinger Medical Center. The hospital has since updated its visitor screening protocols as measles cases in the U.S. r...
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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Someone should poll “Do you support Canada burning down the White House?” amongst Americans; I think it gets minimum 30% support
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Chevron Defecance 🛢️💩 @complimentreuben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
SHAME is sitting right there…
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Chevron Defecance 🛢️💩 @complimentreuben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Boo fucking boo. Quit.
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Chevron Defecance 🛢️💩 @complimentreuben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Zero excuse for them to be participating at this point.
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Chevron Defecance 🛢️💩 @complimentreuben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If only there was something they could do
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