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@vivicorpceo.bsky.social
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Vivicorp is proud to bring you tomorrow's problems yesterday and to provide the solutions for a low price today. We are not responsible for the damage to causality you may experience due to this. Expect autocorrect typos. I'm sorry but not that sorry.

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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok I know she's mostly joking but I haven't checked my work email in months it's all automated process notifications making it totally useless. Slack or I didn't see it
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is a personal attack
A picture of links have in a triangle on a white background. Text on the image reads 'it's always "you're autistic" and never thank you for telling me everything you know about the legend of Zelda'
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Figuring out how to hook up a guitar hero controller to race with then frustrating everyone in these races by insisting it's the only controller I have and being absolutely terrible
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i would rather remove my eyeballs than witness an AI tingler cover
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Woke up and wanted to choose violence but I'm not gonna fight my wife or dog so now I disagree with your opinion.
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well they're in charge of the world so let's check in with how that's going I guess? Oh. Oh no. No no no no
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I took a poll of professors of moral philosophy and all of the ones that survived say I'm the best at morality
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You know what I want to say this is false but I do think it can do a C-levels job actually, which is the problem
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
I’M ALWAYS SAYING
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The It's a Superpower!?? Podcast doing lingering psychic damage over time as now I'm aware it's not normal to be aware and upset about so many problems that don't impact me and I can't fix at all times
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's so much I wish I could fix that I'm not even responsible for. But at least there's adorable dogs in the world
A tri color Australian shepherd dog laying on her bed striking a pose and eyeing the cameraman suspiciously
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You all keep the dumb thoughts inside? That's not good for you that's how you get sick
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would make a horrible dm but I'd totally make the end of session 0 the characters each describing their normal nighttime routines and about when they'd normally wake up Then start session 1 by asking how they react to waking up fully dressed in a bed with the whole party with no lead in
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is why alt text is vital. I mean also the accessibility thing but puppy
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wigglebutt plus hand and forearm for all you filthy freaks out there
A tri color Australian shepherd dog sitting on the floor happily getting ear scratches
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm tired. I want to not be aware of all the ways things suck for a bit.
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok random twenty something lady going for to door to talk about your political candidate you got balls canvassing on a dead end dirt road in the boonies like props for the dedication. I mean I'm not going to be a problem but one of my neighbors has a barbed wire fence and I hope you skipped him
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder how much it'd cost to import a decent electric car from Canada
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's my birthday show me a cute pet or suffer
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I find out my doctor used AI to diagnose me I'm going to demand a first opinion but a real medical professional because they don't fucking count
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think the most amazing thing about this is they never seem to realize that even if they're right it makes all of it worthless. Like why would you ever pay for any AI meat proxy output? You could just make the same output.
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Inventing my own time. Sign up for the email or text every morning that will tell you what time and day it is based on nothing but my own whims
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Took a poll of the house and 66% of the household has a neutral or unfavorable view of me as a husband for this
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well tried being thoughtful and it backfired so I guess I should crawl into a corner and die. (This has no relation to the words the person the thoughtfulness was attempted for has said regarding it mind you)
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Cartoon Hand Steals Cake Slice - Ooh La La!
Alt: Cartoon of someone cutting a slice of cake, then taking the entire cake and leaving only the slice behind. It is captioned "ooh la la!"
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hmu investors
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you want a PowerPoint on an obscure special interest because that's how you get a PowerPoint on an obscure special interest.
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I theorize there's nothing so unhinged as an autistic person's search history
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know the Crowdfunder stuff must be very annoying but unfortunately there’s not any other way to get a thing made in this timeline. The fastest way to get me to shut up about it is for someone who’s feeling really flush to drop £25,383.
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyways here's a dog
A tri color Australian shepherd dog sitting on a chair happily
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Alright I'd give back and forth on posting this but I'm the theme of prior posts on how little you as a dude need to do to help substantially I really really want my fellow dudes to understand that half the time so much as questioning what the fuck is going on is enough to diffuse an immediate
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We all shop down here, Richie
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I could be your life coach just saying
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like we need to be better at enforcing it must suck to suck. Like I know what it means but let's band together and actively make things suck for people who suck. Anyways I'll be carrying around this pitcher of water to just dump right into the shoes of people who suck
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok taking bets on when we see the "I have no idea why my [son] won't talk to me just be because of woke" And yes you know they won't say son there either
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trapping him in an endless randomly generated BuzzFeed style "what's your ideal nightmare eater companion?" Quiz that just asks about various common nightmares and phobias indefinitely
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm not sure if they already saw what I did but I saw my chance and I struck
The daily tism it's a superpower season two fundraiser, showing nice even numbers of supporters and moneyThe checkout page where you can buy the overcompensation cakes digital booklet for a nice even 10. Some monster added another poundOh look the thank you page for the fundraiser now at 101 supporters and 3,971 pounds
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Huh. No wait you tell the audience it must be even and you get: 1. The ones who also need it to be even overcorrecting each other But also 2. The ones with defiance issues deliberately sabotaging the first group so they can revel in the chaos I will not reveal my alliance
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Podcast bro: and now a word from our sponsor Booming fae voice: THE Podcast bro: oh boy they're not going to be happy about losing that one
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck gatekeepers 💗 Thank fuck for people. www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/its-a-supe...
It's a Superpower??
Season Two
£3,440
Target: £30,000
11%
78 supporters
82 days left
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"we switched from pervert glasses to pervert pendants that will fix it"
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yesssssss. Anyways I'm obviously not a part of this but also I desperately want this funded so I'll hand out a family pancake recipe here if y'all hit this goal.
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've literally never heard from one of these parents complaining about it and Ben surprised to hear they were abusive. Like I just straight up assume you're a pos and were a terrible parent until proven otherwise
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I actually only hire people who bring in a gallon or more of iced coffee. Guy wheeled in a 50 gallon drum of it once now he's my vp
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A trebuche
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Cute Cat: Gimme Gimme
Alt: Cat opening and closing it's paws captioned: Gimme Gimme
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So we get to arrest her for breaking Betteridge's law of headlines I guess?
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 26/09/2026
Friends - we are soft launching our It’s a Superpower?? season 2 Crowdfunder on here before we release it into the wild next week so our most dedicated listeners have a chance to make us look a lil popular first. If you have the means, we can’t overstate how helpful your pledges are.
crowdfunder.co.uk
It's a Superpower?? Season Two
To fund season 2 of It's a Superpower?? the first audio sitcom by & for autistic people - & pay our amazing team an industry rate
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Hare LockwoOoOoOod @harelockwood.com · 26/09/2026
We have tonnes of fun rewards for you #ROBOTcar enthusiasts to claim, and would be very grateful for anything you're able to chip in! 💜💜
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We have a very, very long road ahead of us funding wise. If you loved It’s a Superpower?? we will need a lot of community momentum, noise, & pledges from people who have the means 💗
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