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da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 4h
yeah fair
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da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 5h
1) it’s important to remember that everyone in your phone is a real person and to think about how you’d talk to them if they were in front of you 2) someone on here posted about how CBT can kind of make you a spectator of your own life and actually that can be quite healthy sometimes online
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da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 7h
Day- *hic* dayda— mmmm dadarrrschennars
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da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 7h
what’s especially crazy is that this is just the Trump standard we’ll go back to something different when he’s gone
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da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 7h
real
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da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 8h
this, too, is stupid cyberpunk
“As the lead author of the Pain Axis paper, I think the pursuit and sharing of knowledge is good for AI welfare (and safety), but it should be done responsibly,” Valen Tagliabue, another author on the post, tweeted. “We tried to have ethical standards. I know people want to test limits but I dissociate from this usage of our work.”
In the wake of all this, several meme coin cryptocurrencies about the torture chamber have launched. Anyways, LLMs are not conscious and should not be personified; the harms that humans using AI are causing to other humans is enormous, and is actually worth your time. You can learn all about why by
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Drew Hackney @dahackne.bsky.social · 9h
The American Empire sent their greatest champion, Jason Mantzoukas.
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 13h
Still kind of inconceivable how many people died or will die because of the death of USAID. And the world’s richest man did it almost as a joke
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 9h
remember: it saved no net money, social services US citizens are getting cut, and left the US in a weaker place geopolitically. none of the debates about fiscal responsibility, obligation to US citizens first, or 'hard choices' actually apply. they're all bullshit. killed people for nothing at all.
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da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 9h
it's more complicated than that even; genetics is computer science and immunology is sociology
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Tilmon Edwards (Dirigo) @tilmonedwards.com · 9h
Guy getting dopamine from going on worldstarhiphop to watch other guys get their asses beat: "it's called *bearing witness*"
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da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 11h
not taking a picture but just saw a “cybertruck sukkah” out in the wild. what the fuck.
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da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 12h
so help me i cannot not love a thorough takedown piece
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 16h
all the things that God would have us do are hard for us to do
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16h
Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before
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da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 17h
hey while you're at it, don't ever vote again
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da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 18h
every day i am confronted with another republican ghoul and made to ask myself: is this my least favorite one? the answer is always yes.
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da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 18h
unfortunately i am now reminded of the "bari weiss ezra klein polycule" rumor
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
bari weiss is pundit lesbian pete davidson
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da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 19h
I must drink the deuterated dew
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da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 19h
this does absolutely nothing at all except put all these guys' names on something that says "super intelligence"
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da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
which major is best equipped to run capitalism the greatest thread in the history of forums etc etc
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da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
honestly i like most of the posters on here even though they all hate each other
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da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what is happening
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FWIW, I think a fuckup on this scale in time to wreck them electorally was *almost* inevitable from Day 1, precisely because this is the Special Birthday Boy presidency in which there are almost no limits on Trump's madness and every proposed policy disaster has a real shot at going all the way.
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brent sewer socialist🚰🌹 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The average voter is amazing
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it is kinda wild how credulous people are being about Brett McGurk's account of how noble and brave Brett McGurk's work was
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i think the AI companies should create one (1) bioweapon if they're so serious about it. come on. let's see it tough guy.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how did michael tracey get like that
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
Does the president have the unilateral authority to tear down large parts of the White House?

No. Federal law does not give the President unlimited power to demolish or rebuild large parts of the White House on his own. I cannot give legal advice.
Main legal limit
• Congress has plenary authority over federal property and the District of Columbia.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
Is President Trump mentioned repeatedly in the Epstein case files?

Yes. Official materials say President Trump's name appears in the released Epstein-related files. A mention is not proof of a crime.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out.
Can the president use taxpayer funds to air his old campaign ads on TV?

No. Federal appropriations law has long barred using taxpayer funds for political advertising.
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is that Michael Tracey
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da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what
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Haydon @haydonmp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I did not expect the landing page to be a picture of a child face down (unsure if alive) on a frozen lake and a suggested prompt of “how can I invest in my child’s future”. This is higher level comedy than I am capable of on my own. This is incredible.
America.gov landing page showing a dead child and a chatbot prompt to figure out how to help them
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da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
horgus
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da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[adding to batman discourse] remember when batman record scratches the cd in batman returns
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
he’s like this because he had extra organs put in. he’s hoarding organs. fucking billionaires. probably got like 5 spleens you don’t even need those really
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am the house motherfucker (I slide 4 billion dollars into T bills and bond yields immediately explode, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do)
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The plot to enslave America entails destroying every university except for the business school
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 28/09/2026
charles manson would clean up with these EA kids my god
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[extremely "inspector gadget" theme song voice] doo do do do do, inspecting gender
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alves @alves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the XXX mentioned meme for New Haven with the girl wearing a whalers hat, holding a narragansett and some sally's, and wearing a yale hoodie
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da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lmao
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Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The essence of tech brain is the belief that everything is easy, there's always one weird trick, and every single other person except you and your team is a moron for not figuring it out. After all, how hard could it be to just *become a bank and payment processor* overnight??
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da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i have to conclude that crime-doing must be part of procedural memory and is being degraded more slowly than his declarative memory and other higher order brain functions
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