Reposted by CodyBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 7hThe immutable, unnamed American law of The Dumbest Thing That Can Happen Will Happen dictates that the Democrats will win the House handily, as projected, and take the Senate 51-49, making John Fetterman the most powerful flesh husk in America for the next 24 months. 1963297311
Reposted by CodyMarjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 13/10/2026get in loser we're going right round baby right round 23515132
Reposted by CodyDaniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Every movie, song, and book that you love was made without the technology that people who don’t make art are now insisting is necessary for making art. 3048181988
Cody @codywalks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Been noticing this too in high school. The bell curve completely collapses in the first month of school and then it’s either excelling students or ones that don’t turn in anything. Absolutely nothing in-between. 001
Reposted by Cody🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026it's so funny that humans found some beans/leaves that if you dried them and ran water through them created Lock-In Juice and it became the most popular drink in the world 815325
Reposted by CodyMr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 12/10/2026You could probably convince Joe Rogan that Digger Rockwell is a real guy 623816
Reposted by CodyMike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Star Wars people are all like: "Lucas is a genius." Star Wars people watching any property since Empire Strikes Back besides Andor and Clone Wars (zero Lucas involvement): "Oh not that. Those 11 movies and 25 TV shows stink." 19726
Reposted by CodyDan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026No :) big building full of computer :) 211925
Reposted by Codypixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026 Australopithecus 3 million years ago: 4589861728
Reposted by CodyPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026When the boys hear the McRib is back. 4495238
Reposted by Codyceej @ceej.online · 10/10/2026if my fridge started beating the shit out of me I would unplug it 1348828
Reposted by CodyCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026One of the reasons I love Cincinnati is specifically this dish. Any town willing to make the stoner meal of dumping half a bag of shredded cheese onto a bowl of chili their official food is my kind of place 71166
Reposted by CodySkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 08/10/2026“…. and that’s when he used the slur, your honor!” judge: so let me get this straight. (chuckles lightly) this nine year old child… kicked you in the balls, stole your pokemon cards, and then called you a honky…? joe rogan: (sobbing) that is correct, your honor 3696
Reposted by Codym@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 08/10/2026driving a cybertruck is like ordering fajitas at an applebees it cant possibly be good u just want me to look at you 536148
Reposted by Codyvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I need this shit to stop so bad man. I can’t keep fuck it we ballin’ through this. We have to agree that human life has value for the love of God 137627
Reposted by CodyKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities 207126143134
Reposted by CodySkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 08/10/2026home depot is like arby’s in the sense that they both have the meat. lumber is meat if you’re a beaver. 17689
Reposted by CodyDan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026who up late thinking about Annihilation Bear 4361
Reposted by CodySkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026lmao little fuckin “MEEP MEEP 🚨” lookin ass car. a little gnome in a uniform gonna get out of that thing like “license an— hey buddy i’m down here!! license and registration, NOW!” 😩😂 his bodycam is gonna show him punching your shins and trying to tase your ankles LMFAO. 4183
Reposted by CodyFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 07/10/2026i will never leave a google review. you'll know i disliked your establishment in those slow seconds before death when, instead of flashing before your eyes, your life pauses on me eating orecchiette bolognese without the parmesan cheese you promised. 210627
Reposted by CodyJason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I always wondered how much Dr. Loomis billed the insurance for this 714412
Reposted by Codydarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026me to the person sitting next to me on the bus: “u know…hemry the local bartender on blue sky…the one whose parrot likes campbells tomato soup” 1699171
Reposted by Codypixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026*through a mouthful of road salt* WHUGH??? 332584189
Reposted by Codyceej @ceej.online · 17/05/2025traveling with someone who has airline status when you don’t is the closest experience modern life can offer to squiring for a knight 1679847
Reposted by CodyKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/10/2026i should be allowed to go to the store and get pharmaceutical-grade stimulants if i want to! the controlled substances act being so disconnected pharmacologically from what is scheduled based on an arbitrary rating of "abuse potential" is a sham when alcohol and nicotine aren't scheduled. total bs. 2063549
Reposted by CodyDan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026What I love about Swan Boy is that it'll introduce something like "Mourn Ninja, the YouTuber who streams funerals" as a throwaway laugh but you know deep down that someday you are absolutely going to meet Mourn Ninja 011514
Cody @codywalks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hell yeah!static.klipy.comGears Of War E-day LancerALT: Gears Of War E-day Lancer 000
Reposted by CodyCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Outsourcing Remember Some Guys to my chatbot because I am dead inside 1713
Reposted by Codyleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time to read about foreplay and where the g spot is or whatever. i'm sure spending hours and hours fucking your wife is a good ROI if you're unemployed but some of us have jobs also claude has a huge hog so that's another point in the AI column 681189
Reposted by Codytoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 193115273133
Reposted by CodyAnna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026As a society, we have forgotten that the phone still works when you hold it up to your ear 763276476
Reposted by Codyhannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026will you people shut the fuck up 2616359613
Cody @codywalks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Reading about how there’s teachers using AI to lesson plan, which students then use AI to write answers to, and then the teacher uses AI to grade it. Like what are we even doing anymore??? Just quit your fucking job. 000
Reposted by CodyPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Video essayist who instead of using words only communicates via interpretive dance for their 4 hour long videos. 0131
Reposted by CodyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Can you imagine being a Northerner at the start of the civil war. All the fancy lad West Point military guys are Southerners. Your president is a backwoods yokel one term congressman and your generals are some guys we found at a 7-Eleven. It's over for our ass...unless all those guys are geniuses 572950245
Reposted by CodyRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026this is not a problem you can fix with calm, reasoned debate. you can't even fix it by improving people's lives with policy. there is no clear, proven, non-violent solution to this issue. finding one is the most significant problem of our age. 642226337
Reposted by CodyLisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet. 1173601794
Reposted by CodyRobert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes 137116833143
Reposted by CodyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve 405126703