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My older brother did not die in a highly publicized car crash in 2013, thanks for asking.

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Le Ca-ghoul @lecagle.bsky.social · 4h
Tweet by @itsmegangage on 28 July 2021, “WE WERE LITERALLY BORN ONTO A PLANET THAT GROWS FOOD HOW DID WE FUCK UP SO BAD THAT I GOT A CREDIT SCORE”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 7h
The immutable, unnamed American law of The Dumbest Thing That Can Happen Will Happen dictates that the Democrats will win the House handily, as projected, and take the Senate 51-49, making John Fetterman the most powerful flesh husk in America for the next 24 months.
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 15h
good morning
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 13/10/2026
get in loser we're going right round baby right round
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Every movie, song, and book that you love was made without the technology that people who don’t make art are now insisting is necessary for making art.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Cody @codywalks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Been noticing this too in high school. The bell curve completely collapses in the first month of school and then it’s either excelling students or ones that don’t turn in anything. Absolutely nothing in-between.
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Re: Shane Gillis
I’m not falling for that hot take
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it's so funny that humans found some beans/leaves that if you dried them and ran water through them created Lock-In Juice and it became the most popular drink in the world
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You could probably convince Joe Rogan that Digger Rockwell is a real guy
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Star Wars people are all like: "Lucas is a genius." Star Wars people watching any property since Empire Strikes Back besides Andor and Clone Wars (zero Lucas involvement): "Oh not that. Those 11 movies and 25 TV shows stink."
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
No :) big building full of computer :)
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pen, watercolor, pencil, and copic marker. 

Our guy is out on the open water at night. Silhouetted against a purplish night sky he paddles a small boat with a single oar through a massive congregation of alligators. He had told the gators earlier that their eyes would sparkle in the moonlight. Reader, he was correct and he lets the gators know. “Gators,” he says. “ I told ya your eyes would sparkle in the moonlight.”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Business casual
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
When the boys hear the McRib is back.
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/10/2026
if my fridge started beating the shit out of me I would unplug it
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One of the reasons I love Cincinnati is specifically this dish. Any town willing to make the stoner meal of dumping half a bag of shredded cheese onto a bowl of chili their official food is my kind of place
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 08/10/2026
“…. and that’s when he used the slur, your honor!” judge: so let me get this straight. (chuckles lightly) this nine year old child… kicked you in the balls, stole your pokemon cards, and then called you a honky…? joe rogan: (sobbing) that is correct, your honor
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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
driving a cybertruck is like ordering fajitas at an applebees it cant possibly be good u just want me to look at you
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I need this shit to stop so bad man. I can’t keep fuck it we ballin’ through this. We have to agree that human life has value for the love of God
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 08/10/2026
home depot is like arby’s in the sense that they both have the meat. lumber is meat if you’re a beaver.
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
who up late thinking about Annihilation Bear
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Still from the sopranos but instead it’s slim shady lurking saying §bady
Dad, are you the real Slim Shady?
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026
lmao little fuckin “MEEP MEEP 🚨” lookin ass car. a little gnome in a uniform gonna get out of that thing like “license an— hey buddy i’m down here!! license and registration, NOW!” 😩😂 his bodycam is gonna show him punching your shins and trying to tase your ankles LMFAO.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 07/10/2026
i will never leave a google review. you'll know i disliked your establishment in those slow seconds before death when, instead of flashing before your eyes, your life pauses on me eating orecchiette bolognese without the parmesan cheese you promised.
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I always wondered how much Dr. Loomis billed the insurance for this
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
me to the person sitting next to me on the bus: “u know…hemry the local bartender on blue sky…the one whose parrot likes campbells tomato soup”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*through a mouthful of road salt* WHUGH???
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ceej @ceej.online · 17/05/2025
traveling with someone who has airline status when you don’t is the closest experience modern life can offer to squiring for a knight
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
i should be allowed to go to the store and get pharmaceutical-grade stimulants if i want to! the controlled substances act being so disconnected pharmacologically from what is scheduled based on an arbitrary rating of "abuse potential" is a sham when alcohol and nicotine aren't scheduled. total bs.
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What I love about Swan Boy is that it'll introduce something like "Mourn Ninja, the YouTuber who streams funerals" as a throwaway laugh but you know deep down that someday you are absolutely going to meet Mourn Ninja
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Cody @codywalks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hell yeah!
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Gears Of War E-day Lancer
ALT: Gears Of War E-day Lancer
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Outsourcing Remember Some Guys to my chatbot because I am dead inside
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time to read about foreplay and where the g spot is or whatever. i'm sure spending hours and hours fucking your wife is a good ROI if you're unemployed but some of us have jobs also claude has a huge hog so that's another point in the AI column
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As a society, we have forgotten that the phone still works when you hold it up to your ear
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Lawrence Sonntag @sirlarr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seated for Digger hell yeah
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
will you people shut the fuck up
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Cody @codywalks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Reading about how there’s teachers using AI to lesson plan, which students then use AI to write answers to, and then the teacher uses AI to grade it. Like what are we even doing anymore??? Just quit your fucking job.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Video essayist who instead of using words only communicates via interpretive dance for their 4 hour long videos.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you imagine being a Northerner at the start of the civil war. All the fancy lad West Point military guys are Southerners. Your president is a backwoods yokel one term congressman and your generals are some guys we found at a 7-Eleven. It's over for our ass...unless all those guys are geniuses
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is not a problem you can fix with calm, reasoned debate. you can't even fix it by improving people's lives with policy. there is no clear, proven, non-violent solution to this issue. finding one is the most significant problem of our age.
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
funyuns should be stronger. structural
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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve
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