Reposted by Coach RustyNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3443751229
Reposted by Coach Rustyandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 28/09/2026How did netflix know I would want to hear the intro song 100 decibels louder 849789
Reposted by Coach RustyCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I thought I heard a dangerous animal rustling in the woods but fortunately it was just my elderly neighbor who’d fallen into her compost pile 38027
Reposted by Coach RustyJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Imagine dying and getting to the river styx then seeing a QR code 1733385
Reposted by Coach Rustymean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Flawed enough in photo, print and person to have never been accused of being AI 18020
Reposted by Coach RustySpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I could go to sleep but unfortunately I’m committed to making tomorrow worse for me and everyone involved 123567
Reposted by Coach RustyCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Fall is clearly the best season for nipples let’s not have this argument again 36216
Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Fall is clearly the best season for nipples let’s not have this argument again 36216
Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I thought I heard a dangerous animal rustling in the woods but fortunately it was just my elderly neighbor who’d fallen into her compost pile 38027
Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026you have like 5 beds and everyone else has like one tops 2140
Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026oh NOW he’s in the front seat expecting an apology for something I didn’t even do go fuck yourself pal you got it pretty good around here 3110
Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the dog usually rides in the front seat except for when he’s pissed about something and then he sits in the back seat and acts like I’m his uber driver or some shit 17411
Reposted by Coach Rustytrick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026(trying on new glasses) oh no the world is even clearer now 926175
Reposted by Coach RustyMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A whisk is not a very good sex toy, if we’re being honest. 2218573
Reposted by Coach RustyLizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I can’t be the only person who feels like I’m being held hostage when I answer a phone call 818768
Reposted by Coach RustySpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Shitposting the gospel 25114
Reposted by Coach RustyBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026HR says I need to stop referring to my coworkers as mortals. This feels like discrimination against high deities. 1124966
Reposted by Coach RustyCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Early Bluesky? Well you see once there was a dream…and then that dream died. But a few people stuck around fucking the corpse and ranking each other 58820
Reposted by Coach RustyCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026okay but did you ever write a song so good they play the whole thing at your murder trial 28025
Reposted by Coach Rustymean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Men would literally rather get matching armpit tattoos with their mistresses and write horrific cringey songs and go on trial for murder than go to therapy (or get a divorce) 25713
Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s true this is a first person account of cradle to grave Bluesky 091
Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Early Bluesky? Well you see once there was a dream…and then that dream died. But a few people stuck around fucking the corpse and ranking each other 58820
Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026okay but did you ever write a song so good they play the whole thing at your murder trial 28025
Reposted by Coach RustyCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026they begged me to lay low until after the midterms but writing raps about affordability isn’t just something I can turn off 244553
Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026they begged me to lay low until after the midterms but writing raps about affordability isn’t just something I can turn off 244553
Reposted by Coach RustyCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026they said you can’t survive off chicken nuggets and chocolate milk and yet here I am alive as shit 415342
Reposted by Coach RustyBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Microdosing Groundhog Day by coming to Bluesky every day just to repost the same 38 shitposters. 1221149
Reposted by Coach RustyBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The only ring I’m ever putting on a man’s finger is my butthole. 2622847
Reposted by Coach RustyLizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I must be too high rn I can’t remember why I picked up my phone now I’m tellin you about it time to put away my phone 78626
Reposted by Coach RustyCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It’s okay, I wouldn’t be caught reskeeting my stuff either. 27143
Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026they said you can’t survive off chicken nuggets and chocolate milk and yet here I am alive as shit 415342
Reposted by Coach RustyLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Skipping all the costume nonsense and just going as a slut this year 724074
Reposted by Coach RustyPath (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 24/09/2026you know who else didn't get anywhere close to making top 38? a guy named jesus christ. you think about that. 810524
Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026well boss I clearly had a 45 minute stress bath on my calendar that you scheduled over so yes I’ll be taking this call from the tub 210029
Reposted by Coach Rustyweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I wish there was a protein bar with 300 calories but the size of a meatloaf 2531231
Reposted by Coach Rustyrebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026deleting posts is cool actually 68110
Reposted by Coach RustyJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don’t wanna be an alpha. Bitch I’m tryna frolic 6326113
Reposted by Coach RustyNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What makeup brand is everyone using to cover up their existential dread? 4114350
Reposted by Coach RustyBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My current financial strategy is simply hoping a future version of me has money. 1734595
Reposted by Coach RustyJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Microdosing wikipedia by making shit up 313243
Reposted by Coach RustyAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026if we have to work we should at least get visits from the ice cream truck every day at noon 59227
Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026making grandpa use chopsticks at Panda Express so he'll get all tuckered out and go down for his nap without a fight 411133
Reposted by Coach RustyOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026what if we had goat pupils and could see almost all the way behind us? would that solve anything or no? 1722441
Reposted by Coach RustyMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026baking bread and making cheese in a cool way and not in a i refuse to vaccinate my kids way, i swear 2443032
Reposted by Coach RustyJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking 310235
