Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026begging with all my heart for more Democrats running in this election cycle to pick up what Jon Ossoff is putting down CALL 👏 THEM 👏 NAZIS 👏 TO 👏 THEIR 👏 FACE 04003823
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 31/08/2026refreshing every tab on my computer over and over in the hope that one of the pages will suddenly read that all my physical and emotional needs have been permanently met 445053
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 25/08/2026i think america should have a bunch of rules that apply to everybody equally. i think the rules should be designed to discourage bad things from happening and punish the people responsible when they do. i would write the rules down where everybody can see them 61029
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stONLY POEMS @onlypoemsmag.bsky.social · 25/08/2026and i'm crying 1134
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stTodd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I just love poems. Bad ones good ones OK ones, ones crumpled up in jeans pockets or settled like silt onto the bottom of an iPhone Note. I love that I have this feeling in my life that’s like devotion but the religion it’s tied to is just an effort by many ppl to find meaning and beauty. 1204
Roxanne Paris the 1st @classicroxanne.bsky.social · 28/07/2026They should invent fast food that’s cheaper than normal food. 020
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stAndrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Happy for this guy. 77117421234
Roxanne Paris the 1st @classicroxanne.bsky.social · 14/07/2026“What matters is this: The United States government is profoundly worse for Mitch McConnell having had so much sway over it for so long — less efficient, less effective, less humane, and more corrupt.” 000
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/07/2026"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing 8669531770
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/07/2026This is my favorite thing I've written for @mcsweeneys.net in a while. Hope you folks enjoy it! I think the headline pretty much clears up what it's about.mcsweeneys.netMy Critics Are Missing the Nuance of My Membership in the Wealthy People Hunting Poor People for Sport Club“Over the last couple of years, I’ve been focused on making a positive impact on how the future unfolds, especially in tech, AI, and which areas of the body ... 332339585
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1st404 Media @404media.co · 10/07/2026NEW: Fiction written by AI is easy to detect because it struggles with complex story structure, according to a new study. Researchers found that AI fiction has tells that go beyond the overuse of em-dashes and other obvious AI tropes and have more to do with the formulaic nature of the text itself.404media.coAI Fiction Is Easy to Detect Because It's Stupid and Bad, Research FindsChatGPT uses too many dream sequences and Gemini won’t stop describing characters. 16496176
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I once ate a taco in Birmingham and today I need Mexico to avenge me 1362133
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stEric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 05/07/2026The security guard at the door: 5581321429
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stJon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I would kill or die for Larry 36174903960
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 03/07/2026the kelce bros tearfully disassembling their bunk bed 425995684
Roxanne Paris the 1st @classicroxanne.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Saw this yard sign yesterday and have thought of it about 200 times since then. The phrase “Cancer sucks. Bargains don’t” will stay with me forever. 020
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Imagine if dogs knew there were bones inside them 16660197
Roxanne Paris the 1st @classicroxanne.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I am Jack’s Inability To Explain The Offside Rule No Matter How Many Times It’s Explained To Me. 020
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stanother morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar 264137493530
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stGhoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 15/06/2026Never pass up a chance to share this story. There's always someone who hasn't heard it, always someone waiting to experience the joy of reading about it for the first time. 211040422
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 27/05/2026AI is inevitable. That's why we're sneaking it into everything, hiding it in hard to find and turn off places, forcing it into products that don't need it, suddenly claiming old things we've always done is now done with AI. Because it's inevitable. You don't need to do all that when things aren't. 6569150
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stCharlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 26/05/2026wake up babe the white house is a six flags 1622173743673
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1sta swarm of autumn bugs @facefullabugs.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got 235178263365
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I wrote this! Hooray seniors! defector.com/wow-americas...defector.comWow! America’s Graduating Seniors Really Fucking Hate AI! | DefectorAs a rule, a college graduation is a miserable affair. If you’re an outgoing senior, you have wait around for hours on end in the sweltering heat, all while hungover and wearing a full-length black go... 759379
Roxanne Paris the 1st @classicroxanne.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Videos where graduates boo tone deaf speakers who are excitedly talking about how great ai is and then confused when they’re being booed? Pump it into my veins. 100
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Imitation is the sincerest form of stealing my idea 214526
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 15/05/2026the year is 2026. a penile implant surgeon that runs a YouTube series called Erection Connection has been chosen by the Trump administration to handle the hantavirus outbreak. we’re all going to die. 1333586
Roxanne Paris the 1st @classicroxanne.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I have lost years of my life repositioning and straightening the removable pads that come in sports bras and bathing suits. 110
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stdillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 24/07/2024just learned about beekeeping dogs who sniff out bad larvae 🥹 1037695
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026has the new york times ever thought about doing a focus group with someone who has read a book 1686414675
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 27/04/2026me (being murdered): hey i need to switch the laundry murderer (stops murdering): oh no you don't want that stuff sitting in the washer too long 227956
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stAugust J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation. 208217084858
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stTopher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 23/04/2026social media was a wonderful brain toilet for every random half thought you didn't want to bother real people with before they decided to move all of society and infrastructure and government inside of the toilet 03252884
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stPete Volk @petevolk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy" 4667251645
Roxanne Paris the 1st @classicroxanne.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Saw your boyfriend driving downtown today. 030
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/04/2026i bet being in a pool is like jail for the water 2578
Roxanne Paris the 1st @classicroxanne.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Am I the only person who watched the Terminator movies?? I feel like I’m going insane. 120
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/04/2026VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie] 4958971550
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stDrSinBin @drsinbin.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other. 116150725538
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stTodd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 13/04/2026New poem from me!!!!!!! Death!! Loquaciousness!! Phone calls!! Walmarts in the afterlife!!!! 55316
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/04/2026A+ headline. defector.com/president-ex... 155174862906
Reposted by Roxanne Paris the 1stMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect. 886275366162