Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 14hsome of you have never whipped it until its tips were stiff and it shows 060
Reposted by Todd DillardJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed 3243781036
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026dad replied this morning and said "next time you call your dead mother you tell her hello for me" 🥹 3240
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026one of the odd things about being a poet is that I am always busy with something: prepping workshops, blurbing books, sending feedback to clients, editing friends' work, etc. but my outward facing persona is Deeply Unserious Terminally Online Poet Goofball. But I am serious! mostly 090
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026mentioned a poem of mine is getting a lot of likes on instagram to my dad during our weekly call and he asked me to send it, which I did, hours ago, and he has not replied with anything, and I’m just reliving the “Ok….?”s if get in high school when I showed them my work 😂😭 4331
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026had a dream that my wife left a little treat for herself on the counter and when i went to see what it was an invisible apparition started fighting me 160
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026so many times when i read a poem that's trying to make me feel beautiful i think to myself "the poet's definition of beauty does not include digging my kid's box of uneaten fries out of the trash and eating them" 1120
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i really think it's lovely that part of reading a poem can be realizing something about yourself i just want more poems where people realize that thing is that ghosts are real and food is amazing 0121
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026got a spam email with this subject and, actually, no 4150
Reposted by Todd Dillardsarah clark (they) @sarahclark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i forgot about bisexuality 24811
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"THANK YOU FOR ORDERING, click here to see your receipt" scams are so funny. ordered what. with what money 090
Reposted by Todd DillardTodd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I will say some of the push for AI in writing is how a lot of non-AI writers think the point of writing is to get published and no, the point of writing is to remove the weird little thing from your body and teach it tricks 616946
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026me from an interview six years ago (i have not changed) 0160
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026a weird thing about editing scientists is that sometimes something will look off and there's no immediate reason why and then you discover they've added the text in a table. why 371
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026there was a period of time where a writer could think "once more, with reeling" and a whole book would fall out of them, people would read it, if it was well-liked they'd even give it three stars on goodreads with the review "3.5 stars" 000
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026feels like this data is skewed by litmag editors 0220
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026friendly reminder if you did not get a best of the net nomination you can always just *holds up net* *holds up fish costume* *waggles eyebrows* 041
Reposted by Todd DillardTodd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026ode to the note in my notes app that reads “That time I was a bicycle (talk about being a bicycle)” 1211
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026daughter said she doesn’t like Jay walking but she’s ok with it for now because she doesn’t like “the current President” 1110
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I heard if you find the one that’s swallowed a clock they shave 10 seconds off your time 1342
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026ode to the note in my notes app that reads “That time I was a bicycle (talk about being a bicycle)” 1211
Reposted by Todd DillardAlexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I wrote about being Annie Dillard's student at Wesleyan in the spring of my last year in college for Elizabeth Benedict's Mentors and Monsters anthology, and The Morning News: themorningnews.org/annie-dillar...themorningnews.orgAnnie Dillard and the Writing Life - The Morning NewsWriters aren’t born, they’re made—from practice, reading, and a lot of caffeine. And sometimes tutelage. 1629966
Reposted by Todd Dillardhuck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026rip annie dillard 1133881122
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i really love how making fun of something in this way is a door to writing a banger of a poem 1111
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026the "i just finished a poem let me submit it" urge has been replaced with "i just finished a poem let me put it on social media" 1140
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026every so often I think about the time the ice cream truck zoomed down our street and while we were buying stuff for the kids my wife saw this contractor looking longingly at the truck and she waved him over and bought him whatever he wanted 0160
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026my son tried to sneak his snow leopard to school and while I was buckling him up I slipped it into the hood of my hoodie and I just realized for the past hour I have been taxiing this snow leopard through coffee and poems and feeding the cat, may leave it here all day 1110
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“I’ve been thinking about releasing my nudes” is a fantastic opening line especially for a poem titled Martha Stewart 2171
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026been thinking about it, and while I think it still comes in 2nd place as The Worst Adjective to Describe Writing, "fine" is still better than "reasonable" 490
Reposted by Todd DillardVariant Literature @variantlit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026We're excited to announce the winners of our inaugural Variant Lit Poetry Prize as chosen by @toddedillard.bsky.social! Congratulations to 1st place winner Zoe Berger, 2nd place winner Chiwenite Onyekwelu, and 3rd place winner Emily Portillo! Read the winning poems: variantlit.com/2026-variant...variantlit.comThe 2026 Variant Lit Poetry Prize Winner’s AnnouncedVisit the post for more. 1182
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026things I'll never forget about 9/11: 1. my gf, who lived in the middle of Texas, believing the middle of Texas would be a good target for terrorist attacks "because oil" 2. my stoner roommate, who snuck into my room to steal my change and one time some underwear, swearing to enlist (never did) 250
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026cats are so funny like what do you mean I am supposed to get "oh you want to play" from you arching your back, clawing at me, and yowling like a creaky hinge on a hellgate 181
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 11/09/202611yo daughter saw some slugs on the house then whisper shouted “DONT LOOK, they’re conceiving” which is how I learned slugs having a unique mating ritual where they swap packets of sperm 1130
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"-slop" is going to be the word of the year huh 090
Reposted by Todd DillardSplit Lip Magazine @splitlipthemag.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"The streets slip on trenchcoats of water." Contributor @toddedillard.bsky.social has two new poems in @thedodgemag.bsky.social! 👏 ✨️ buff.ly/RQDEG73 052
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I will say some of the push for AI in writing is how a lot of non-AI writers think the point of writing is to get published and no, the point of writing is to remove the weird little thing from your body and teach it tricks 616946
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026just incredible to see thousands of people think "a book is a product, therefor expediting its means of production is an example of increased efficiency" and, like, no, sorry, you are broken 6316
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026a nice email I got today was from a high school teacher asking if the page break of a poem of mine published in a lit mag was also a stanza break since it worked so well; he's teaching it to his classes this week and wanted to be sure 2065348
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I used to be really annoyed by those deny guys who say any story I share about my kids is just me begging for attention but I think I have become one specifically for these little stories about ppls' boomer parents realizing things are harder now and having this big epiphany 170
Reposted by Todd DillardTodd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026hey remember when I had a poem in Threepenny one year ago today 3254
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026hey remember when I had a poem in Threepenny one year ago today 3254
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“either the poem dies or the self dies” - me, getting a poem idea while driving 1161
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I never understood why someone needed to be woken up when september rends, what is it rending, why are you asleep on the job, are months people, etc. 260
Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026"everything has already been written" i dunno man. add a cow. 6170