Reposted by @chelicerata.bsky.socialSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini. 82272411367
Reposted by @chelicerata.bsky.socialCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Outsourcing your hobby or pasttime is the ultimate sad person behavior. That's a level of depression I can't comprehend. You can't find joy in any damn thing at that point. 20974126
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think Garys are given a child name and officially become “Gary” at age 12. 010
chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My 9 Games 1. Yars' Revenge 2. Wave Race 64 3. Diablo II 4. Hexen 5. Final Fantasy Tactics 6. Super Mario 64 7. Bushido Blade 8. Marathon 2: Durandal 9. Katamari Damacy #My9Games my9games.com/en/s/14ad6d7...my9games.comThe 9 Games That Shaped Me | My 9 GamesPick the 9 games you love most and share them. Take a look at the 9 games shared on this page. 010
Reposted by @chelicerata.bsky.socialLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026I don’t think we’re gonna Fix Men anytime soon friends in fact I think we are going to invent a new & even worse & more desperate type of man 1012322
chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 19/09/2026god I hope he’s profoundly diminished and forgotten and ignored prior to death 010
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 23/08/2026There’s a lot of competition for worst male in trump’s orbit, but worst female? I think Linda McMahon has that buttoned up. What a ghoul. 000
chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Not just removing the signs, but making the removal itself widely visible and memorable 000
Reposted by @chelicerata.bsky.socialJamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 19/08/2026wtf does Bret Stephens want, reparations from people who made it briefly, slightly uncomfortable for him to be a racist prick? 77513
Reposted by @chelicerata.bsky.socialSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 19/08/2026What if I told you this story is from TODAY. 1142155178
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Reposted by @chelicerata.bsky.socialClayton Tucker @claytontuckertx.com · 17/08/2026Organized people rose up and fought back. Thank you to all the Texans who organized themselves to help stop this. But our fight isn’t over. Organized money will try again, so we need you to vote in November. 12857451899
chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 17/08/2026the funny thing about the movie Cujo is that the dog is always adorable, always has sad eyes just looking for love, and every attack just looks like he's trying to get/give a hug just about the finest Stephen King 80s film stock in that move, though, that's for sure 100
Reposted by @chelicerata.bsky.socialMark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 16/08/2026This is an absolutely terrible answer & this man absolutely should not be the next Speaker of the House 3364983769
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Why can’t I disable autocapitalization of brand names in iOS autocorrect? Just a shitty little forced corporate bow in our daily life. 000
Reposted by @chelicerata.bsky.social🎃Darin S Pumpkins🎃 @darinself.com · 12/08/2026Trump is simply stealing tax money to build himself a golden palace 17534151
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 05/08/2026damn it's shitty that apple took a bunch of great apps we all loved and trusted and used on all macs and turned them into scammy "alt paid" versions with almost but not exactly the same names, and now every time Pages or Numbers tells us about something new we brace ourselves for upselling 000
Reposted by @chelicerata.bsky.socialSoraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 04/08/2026it's not why *everything* sucks, but having all three branches of the federal government captured by thieves, abusers, bigots, and cowards is definitely why a lot of things suck 492735577
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Not the one responsible for the most deaths caused (yet), but definitely the absolute worst person - worst human being - that has ever lived 000
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Actor with the scariest smile? Ian McShane. 010
chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I'm surprised to realize I don't really remember dystopian books last century outling scenarios where electricity/power is reserved for robots and not for people 000
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Oh right, the search button in the YT iOS app is so minuscule and easily scrolls away. Hadn’t occurred to me this was by design and not just an unintentional UI flaw. 000
Reposted by @chelicerata.bsky.socialTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026The goal is to satisfy the *emotions* behind every information need without providing real information. 6958229
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Reposted by @chelicerata.bsky.socialCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Seeing that the city of San Francisco put skate stoppers all over Embarcadero, the equivalent of a World Heritage Site to the skateboarding community, is disheartening 1021332
chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I know it’s a longstanding thing, but the first time I really remember the republican “I’m gonna act super angry to somehow convey I have to be right” act was lindsey graham in the Kavanaugh hearings. It’s their sole rhetorical technique now. 000
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Reposted by @chelicerata.bsky.socialweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I put "sorry for the confusion" in every email, just in case 1547573