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@chelicerata.bsky.social
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I release music as Ratio linktr.ee/ratiomusic Latest album out now: 2024B (Moon)

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Outsourcing your hobby or pasttime is the ultimate sad person behavior. That's a level of depression I can't comprehend. You can't find joy in any damn thing at that point.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think Garys are given a child name and officially become “Gary” at age 12.
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My 9 Games 1. Yars' Revenge 2. Wave Race 64 3. Diablo II 4. Hexen 5. Final Fantasy Tactics 6. Super Mario 64 7. Bushido Blade 8. Marathon 2: Durandal 9. Katamari Damacy #My9Games my9games.com/en/s/14ad6d7...
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The 9 Games That Shaped Me | My 9 Games
Pick the 9 games you love most and share them. Take a look at the 9 games shared on this page.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
I don’t think we’re gonna Fix Men anytime soon friends in fact I think we are going to invent a new & even worse & more desperate type of man
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
god I hope he’s profoundly diminished and forgotten and ignored prior to death
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Being an asshole is not “tough words”
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Aye carumba
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 03/09/2026
[looking at my self in the mirror] “is this ai”
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Good job, Mamdani
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Gre-Gory's Haunted Library @garaujo1.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
HULK WILL SLEEP NOW, AND MAYBE WHEN HULK WAKES UP - -

-- EVERYTHING THAT HAS MADE HULK TIRED WILL BE CHANGED!
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
🎶 Here comes the dumb, doo de doo doo
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nancy 8/25/26
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We need a Dolly Parton emoji
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There’s a lot of competition for worst male in trump’s orbit, but worst female? I think Linda McMahon has that buttoned up. What a ghoul.
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Je Sus
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Not just removing the signs, but making the removal itself widely visible and memorable
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
what a weak man
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
wtf does Bret Stephens want, reparations from people who made it briefly, slightly uncomfortable for him to be a racist prick?
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What if I told you this story is from TODAY.
ALAN DERSHOWITZ
WON'T FORGET WHAT
LARRY DAVID DID
TO HIM He has new friends on Marthas Vineyard. But his tales
of cancellation have not subsided.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
none of the people calling ossoff sexist think women are biologically capable of flying planes
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Clayton Tucker @claytontuckertx.com · 17/08/2026
Organized people rose up and fought back. Thank you to all the Texans who organized themselves to help stop this. But our fight isn’t over. Organized money will try again, so we need you to vote in November.
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Divine
"Cujo was played by four St. Bernards, several mechanical dogs, and a black Labrador–Great Dane mix in a St. Bernard costume. In some shots, stuntman Gary Morgan played Cujo while wearing a large dog costume. Karl Miller was the trainer for the dogs in Cujo. Frank Welker provided the vocal effects of Cujo."
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
the funny thing about the movie Cujo is that the dog is always adorable, always has sad eyes just looking for love, and every attack just looks like he's trying to get/give a hug just about the finest Stephen King 80s film stock in that move, though, that's for sure
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This is an absolutely terrible answer & this man absolutely should not be the next Speaker of the House
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Pᴜʀᴇ Dᴇᴀᴅ Gᴀᴍɪɴɢ @puredeadgaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Fair play to Danny León, the Spanish Olympic skateboarder. This shot may never be eclipsed.
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Why can’t I disable autocapitalization of brand names in iOS autocorrect? Just a shitty little forced corporate bow in our daily life.
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🎃Darin S Pumpkins🎃 @darinself.com · 12/08/2026
Trump is simply stealing tax money to build himself a golden palace
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
𝘖𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘶𝘴’𝘴 𝘎𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 is my favorite song about whatever the fuck that ridiculous song is about.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It's very simple. I want to be invited to your group chat but I don't want to say anything. If the chat goes quiet I'll assume it's my fault. If everyone is having fun I'll feel left out. Don't speak to me or I'll get scared. If you don't speak to me I'll assume you're mad at me. Very simple
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
damn it's shitty that apple took a bunch of great apps we all loved and trusted and used on all macs and turned them into scammy "alt paid" versions with almost but not exactly the same names, and now every time Pages or Numbers tells us about something new we brace ourselves for upselling
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
um
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 04/08/2026
it's not why *everything* sucks, but having all three branches of the federal government captured by thieves, abusers, bigots, and cowards is definitely why a lot of things suck
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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 04/08/2026
Tim: what should we name our company Ken: how about KENTIM Tim: wait no I have a better idea
sign on a commercial building "TIMKEN"
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Not the one responsible for the most deaths caused (yet), but definitely the absolute worst person - worst human being - that has ever lived
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nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
A social media called Abyss where posts are called screams. No feature to like or repost
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
he has 100% approval among 35% of the public
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Actor with the scariest smile? Ian McShane.
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'm surprised to realize I don't really remember dystopian books last century outling scenarios where electricity/power is reserved for robots and not for people
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Please stop writing bad reviews about our new The Odyssey slot machine. We know the leprechaun bonuses and Odysseus saying "How do you like them apples" are not historically accurate.
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I was visited by an angel
A photo of a very very small snake in the palm of the artist's hand. The snake is about the size of a q-tip, maybe even smaller, and brown with dark black species and a warm yellow underbelly. The snake is looking at the camera with one cute eye.
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Oh right, the search button in the YT iOS app is so minuscule and easily scrolls away. Hadn’t occurred to me this was by design and not just an unintentional UI flaw.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The goal is to satisfy the *emotions* behind every information need without providing real information.
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
NEW POSSIBLE IDIOMS: Capri your pants & enjoy a Waldorf salad & THAT’S the Zimbabwe Highway Check your fork drawer because the pointy parts gone missing SHRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, my sled’s comin’ at ya! Cawing crows & shrieky mailbox doors: makes no difference to the mayor Smells like pickle jars
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Seeing that the city of San Francisco put skate stoppers all over Embarcadero, the equivalent of a World Heritage Site to the skateboarding community, is disheartening
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I know it’s a longstanding thing, but the first time I really remember the republican “I’m gonna act super angry to somehow convey I have to be right” act was lindsey graham in the Kavanaugh hearings. It’s their sole rhetorical technique now.
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Ratio @ratiomusic.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
New @ratiomusic.bsky.social album "Moth (2024E)" out now! 19 more tracks of elevator, alien, grooves, and strumming. music.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwr4... Check out the full album here on all services: linktr.ee/ratiomusic
music.youtube.com
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chelicerata.bsky.social @chelicerata.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Glorious CRAB SALTS
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