iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

everything you need to know in life can be learned from Coach McGuirk

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Interviewer: "Do you have any special skills?" Me: "I can give an excellent belly rub with just my foot" Interviewer: "Is there someone we can contact for reference?" Me: "Yes"

Picture of a Labrador retriever lying belly up, with one paw up, eyes shut and a goofy smile on her face.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 13/10/2026

I'm glad he wrote this down! It could be incredibly ironic some day

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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

me in a typical coworker conversation

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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

We’re meeting up in the molecular cloud G+0.693−0.027 to huff the space sugar you should join us

Astronomers found sugar molecules in the Milky Way

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Garfield coaching the Charlotte Hornets to a 33-49 record in 1993

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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I had this idea of doing a cut of Blade Runner where Gaff is just really shit at origami. Don’t change anything except the insert shots of his creations, and they’re just crumpled garbage.

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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

this is now straight up my favorite beverage perfect amount of bitter, tang and just a touch of citrus sweet against good black coffee is so blessed. walk, don't run, to anywhere that serves Black Cat Fizz

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Ingrid Ask Me About Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service @ingridblythe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Tried taking picture of Lotus sitting in my lap.

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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

When this group of goons is ousted, and I do think they will be, there is going to be tremendous media noise about finding common ground and coming together. Absolutely not. I will not forget the people who helped hammer at the foundations of civil society and helped imprison and kill my neighbors.

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chelsea 🚫🧊 @chelcxtian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

spent a few days back in Missouri

Billboard: “Trans Missourians are your neighbors.”

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

borzoi and cat are good friends youll never be alone again so come on

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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 08/10/2026

This is a moral atrocity and it needs to be loudly condemned as such. There is a reason that democracies *don't* do publicly televised executions (and why many don't execute people at all): it inculcates and rewards bloodthirst, which corrupts the spirit and corrodes the foundation of the polity.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Found out my Dad has a burner flip phone just to call his cell phone when he loses it

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

ONE TYPE OF PERSON ON SOCIAL MEDIA: I don’t like AI THE OTHER TYPE OF PERSON ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Pretty naïve of you to say that when it just zip zorped the gringle in less than seven kleebs. SEVEN. KLEEBS.

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KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It’s called the toilet because it involves a lot of toil

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

the balkanization of skydance will happen as quick as the merger did

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chelsea 🚫🧊 @chelcxtian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

that episode of Rugrats with the big scary baby

scary-ass episode of Rugrats where Angelica has a nightmare about a big baby

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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Passing a bar called Clumsy's and noticing a modest sign tucked into the corner of the front window reading "No Aplomb."

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

She wrote a story in school about an evil snail named Slimy Victor

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“Jay Leno’s Law” is a very special phrase and we should all use it in whatever context we choose

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Exactly. Duh. Fucking assholes.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Minnie you demented egg freak eating your sacks of eggs

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Oaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is what society needs. Signs that don’t just talk, they know when to listen

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chelsea 🚫🧊 @chelcxtian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Domnhall Gleeson is very funny in The Paper. he just threw a delivery robot in the creek

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Robert Loerzel @robertloerzel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I saw a pig in Ravenswood. His name is Snoopy.

A large black pig in the front yard of a house

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother”

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I love this tree that looks like it started growing sideways specifically so it could spy through the crack in these blinds. lmao nosy bitch

two large potted plants. one of the trees is leaning way way over

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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I hope things get better.

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chelsea 🚫🧊 @chelcxtian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

these kick ass btw. nice peppery tingle that lingers. just spicy enough that you don't eat the whole bag at once

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chelsea 🚫🧊 @chelcxtian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’ve recently given up dark soda because I’m hoping to donate my kidney 🤞 and I gotta say Zevia’s cherry cola is a top tier replacement

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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

People like this are our last hope

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Masuke🐶+rocogirl👩 @rocogirl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My Beloved Masuke

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 21/09/2026

Dog salad

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026

ngl I was stunned by this article's cite to a study showing that 5.4 million children & teens in the US have family caregiving responsibilities @jessicacalarco.com has done lotsa interesting work on how the US uses women in lieu of a social safety net but I had no idea how much labor falls on..kids

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'm deleting most fundraising texts these days, but if you sent me one saying you had identified these consultants and promised never to work with them, I would give you the max

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

if you don't support trans rights, you are a loser

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Computer, enhance

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