Reposted by MontrithFrançois T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 22hWhat do you need on Sunday, 14:00 EST? More Irene Iddesleigh. I feel like I'm doing glossolalia for two hours, but listeners attest there's words and grammar, just not meaning. 14:00 EST. twitch.tv/fdejeuner 112
Reposted by MontrithMovies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Can we get EYE Filmmuseum trending here? It's Bluesky! We need, what, five posts? Let's make some noise to support a nice Dutch archive that gives us lots of free silent movies to watch. 49264
Reposted by MontrithNutshellGulag @nutshellgulag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Rain's a really neat lady who helped me when I needed it, and her cats are all adorable. Spread the word and chip in if you can! 2159
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Now I'm not one of those people who always needs other people to share my opinions in order for me to respect them, but saying that Control Resonant's graphics "look like shit"? Sorry man, you're going on the "clowns that don't matter" list. 060
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Going to a cafe to work to avoid the crying toddler at home, two crying toddlers at the cafe... 061
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Gonna have to stop asking who's gonna take care of something at work, because the answer is always "Could you do it?". 020
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just woke up from a nightmare of missing my morning meeting and now I'm wide awake and can't fall asleep again, which ISN'T HELPING ME WITH THE MORNING MEETING! 031
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What level of comedy is it when a person who is the target of a joke makes an angry video that's indistinguishable from the stuff that was making fun of them in the first place? 130
Reposted by MontrithFrançois T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Irene Iddesleigh? The worst novel ever? In two hours. (14:00 EST) Though before we hit that, we've got one last chapter of the previous book to do. twitch.tv/fdejeuner 022
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you're an asshole who doesn't cut his lights when meeting other drivers on the road, especially in a pouring rain when it's already hard to see, I should be allowed to strangle you. Not necessarily all the way to death, but enough that you don't do it again. 050
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I would be a lot less annoyed by lists like this if they'd just add the word "American" in the title. 220
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I had a WEIRD dream where I was reading a book about sports people who were also very smart and one of the people in that book was a soccer player called Ivar Torvell who had 12 physics Nobels. 140
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026They're redoing the roof at my workplace and whatever materials they're using is making our office smell like burned dung.static.klipy.comMST3K: 'It Stinks!' ReactionALT: MST3K: 'It Stinks!' Reaction 030
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So far I've found three unopened packs of dried cranberries in my room. I keep buying them, then forgetting I bought them and buying more... 010
Reposted by MontrithFrançois T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This Sunday (14:00 EST) I'm starting to read what is the worst novel to see print. I don't write that lightly. This book did damage to JRR Tolkein. It's "Irene Iddesleigh." I've tried three times previously to orate my way through it. This Sunday will be the fourth. Help! twitch.tv/fdejeuner 1101
Reposted by MontrithFrançois T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I've been pushing my voice stuff a little more, because, you know, I'd like to do more of it. So if you've got an interesting project that needs some Canadian spiciness, I'm your man. DMs are open. We can work something out. There's random clips at ao.kalimonster.net/unpromptedao.kalimonster.netIndex of /unprompted 134
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026She's cleaning him as punishment for being annoying, but the joke's on her because he's clingy and loves to be cleaned. Cats be cats. 0124
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I want so desperate for Control Resonant to be a success I might buy it even though it doesn't run on my computer. Remedy is one of the few video game studios that still treats artists with respect and pays them decently, I want them to have a win. 130
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I love this headline for the latest AI doomerism panic: "Anthropic could cause catastrophic consequences to humanity, warns its rival Microsoft". 250
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Can we all just collectively agree that the following things are GOOD ENOUGH and we don't need any more ads for new, improved versions: Toilet paper Toothbrushes Dish washing liquid Deodorant Floss Wet wipes Pet food (dogs will eat anything, cats will not eat it if it's new and expensive) 150
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Congratulations to Mitch McConnell for coming back to work. 030
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Do you ever get a feeling that a product was made just for you and nobody else could possibly have asked for it? 040
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Browsing a publisher's site before sleep is never a good idea. It's like going shopping for groceries while you're hungry.static.klipy.comBaby Throws Money Out WindowALT: Baby Throws Money Out Window 020
Reposted by MontrithFrançois T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I didn't work half as hard as the engine folk, and I felt like I worked hard. But we got sooooounds, and they were engineered, I tell you what. (And there's some of my voice samples in there too, but I won't say where.) 052
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My sister used to live in the same house as us with her dog, but now lives a bit further away. However, the dog has not forgotten she used to live here, so every once in a while she will escape, go for a swim at the beach, then wait all wet and happy on our doorstep until someone spots her. 060
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 08/09/2026You really should join us on our reading nights. It's a delight and also you get to roast classic literature in the chat. Everyone is welcome, don't be shy! 010
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Good news: my job is secure at least for the rest of this year. Bad news: have a meeting and I have to be up at six am.static.klipy.comFunny Dog's 'Too Early' ReactionALT: Funny Dog's 'Too Early' Reaction 070
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 02/09/2026One of the reasons I like Cemetery Man so much is that it explains NOTHING. Modern movies often try to explain everything way too much, which is frustrating to me because I like it when I have room to think about things myself. 020
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I think we can pretty safely assume that anyone who showed up for the "push-up for Tates" event is either a rapist or a future rapist. 020
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Getting a lot of YouTube ads for "High IQ men only". I can only assume they're trying to find one to improve their ad targeting algorithm. 030
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Updating my Facebook work status to "it's complicated". 060
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The fucker across the lake is throwing his annual rave, so I guess I'm not sleeping this weekend. 130
Reposted by MontrithOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The horn is sounded! I declare Caturday open 171019167
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I can't wait for the next election when I can vote out the fascist assholes in our government. 040
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Nooo, I accidentally refreshed the page and lost all my edits to our newsletter! This is why I hate using this platform! 030
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If AI is so good maybe YouTube could use it to determine what kind of ads are appropriate for certain types of videos, so that I don't get whiplash from "26 people died as a result of the crash" being immediately followed by a herd of children screaming "YAY!!". 160
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Just got an ad for some stupid AI app: "Love reading fanfiction? What if you could create your own!" I already can you fucking numbnuts, that's LITERALLY what fanfiction is! 460
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The Grim Reaper with yet another catastrophic miss. Someone needs to get that guy some new glasses or something so he'll hit some of the people who actually should die. 0126
Reposted by MontrithCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton was a supporter of Willa B. Farms, an animal rescue in Old Hickory, TN. I hope you will consider a donation in her memory. 💔 www.willabfarms.com/donate 159181634041
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I love having to wait until the last day of my contract to know if they're gonna keep me on for the rest of the year. 270
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Okay the paint job is a bit much, but as a kid if you didn't want to live here you were a weirdo. 050
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Ethical dilemma: I kinda want to buy the Findyke sheets purely for aesthetic reasons, even though I'm asexual myself. Is this allowed? 250
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Were any of you upset that Finlayson only had Tom of Finland sheets in their catalogue and nothing for the discerning lesbian? Well, they've heard the call for equality! Presenting: their new Findyke collection! 020
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I've had this shirt for three months and only now I realize it has pockets...static.klipy.comDumb StupidALT: Dumb Stupid 070
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This is why I will judge you if you even indirectly contribute to increasing her already vast fortune. Don't tell me how much you love the HP rides at Universal. Don't watch any shows using her material. Don't make excuses for her. Give her NOTHING. 052
Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 19/08/2026👍 for the girl I just saw wearing a "All rapist must DIE" hoodie. 020
