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Reginald Toots

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if you wear a casio watch, the only way to set an alarm is to give it to a two-year-old and let them play with it. the only way to turn the alarm off is to bump your wrist on something eight weeks later. there is no other way to turn the alarm on or off
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Matt Anderson @mattbegins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Let’s all take a moment to appreciate the absolute best way to exit a conversation ever.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drake Lindsey x Bobby Hill
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Matt @confirmedshoot.latenightgrin.com · 03/10/2026
These being the same day is so fucking awesome
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a book cover which features an illustration of a man and woman meditating aside a chakra map and inside a translucent pyramid which is flying over the desert. Copy and title read

It’s happening again 

WHITE PEOPLE
UP TO
NO GOOD

by John D. Nuagape
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this is so cool
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“PJ Fleck, bizarre little man. You’re still in control of the board.”
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23/09/2026
(extreme Chris Cornell voice) asshole son
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Whether you're a person or a corporation, everyone has a place in the InfoWars movement.
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Tony Adornato @robottony.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A&M should blame D E I a a N n s T g y s
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is an absolutely pitch perfect bit
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 18/09/2026
NEW: Sports reporting is shrinking. But at ProPublica, we’re diving in. We won’t cover the games, but we’ll be keeping score — of which powerful people are winning, of who’s being hurt and of which systems can be held accountable.
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Why ProPublica Is Leaning Into Sports Investigations
Sports is a wealthy, powerful industry. We’ll cover the system instead of the games. We’ll ask who’s responsible for some of its biggest problems and who’s preventing them from being fixed.
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Dr. Steve Brule @kangaroozjeck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/sSLI0...
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Here’s the situation! Country Roads isn’t about West Virginia…
YouTube video by Nick Langer
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
when it’s time to eat ortolan but you’re in a hurry
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/09/2026
“I hate to do this, but fans wouldn’t be able to experience The Lost Tour as intended if I performed in the state I am tonight.” — Phoebe Bridgers
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Phoebe Bridgers Postpones Concert After Experiencing Twinge Of Happiness
INDIANAPOLIS—Profusely apologizing for the unexpected and last-minute cancellation, singer-songwriter Phoebe Bridgers announced Monday that she was postponing her show at Gainbridge Fieldhouse after e...
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is the best thing yet that @bencollins.bsky.social and @timheidecker.bsky.social have done at the new Onion
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
me: hey, aren't you jack reacher? reacher: poster. mid-tier, by the look of it. you were on twitter until it became x. now you're just on one of the knockoffs, most likely bluesky, because you don't have the self-confidence for instagram or tiktok. me: ok t— reacher: peaked in the buzzfeed era.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“The college football season is here. Hope you brought your A-game …” - Jon Bois
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Reginald Toots @cheester.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
No gambling is awesome, fellas!
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I did comment on this story on my show. None of you mouthbreathers noticed, because you don’t actually consume my work or care about the issues in this story you claim to care about —you just want to find reasons to shit on another woman.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
russel the cat, 21 years old
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 19/08/2026
Probably the worst, trashiest example of college football access journalism I have ever seen here. I shouldn't share it because it'll generate a few clicks, but I'll do it anyway in case anyone wants a really good What Not To Do example. Disgraceful for all involved www.on3.com/news/art-bri...
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Art Briles, Division II Eastern New Mexico and the second chance everyone refused to give him
Division II Eastern New Mexico University gave Art Briles the second chance everyone else refused to give him.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
here, read this instead
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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks.
Headline of paleontology news article: Crocodiles can't fly. Birds can. Scientists have finally figured out why
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
youtu.be/w4zGHoZ5Dv8?...
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College Football Happy Hour: Ep 1
YouTube video by Lucy Rohden
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
as both a former marketer and someone who deals with ai a lot now in my professional life: you also have to really consider that a hefty amount of the time people see ai content that is obvious enough for them to recognize, they are dealing with scammers
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Samhain Boo-rtz @excitedstate.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Okay, last one
Bennie Safdie as Edward Teller watching the Trinity Test in Oppenheimer, but giant distorted Benny Safdie as Agamemnon in the Odyssey, as viewed from the front row of IMAX

And he's holding the baby
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Ben Zipperer @benzipperer.org · 04/08/2026
public libraries ftw
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Wilt Chamberlain - 100 pointsSophie - 3 points
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
sometimes i'm looking through old files and i stumble upon unexpected treasure
steve spurrier's head poorly photoshopped onto john hammond's body. he's opened up the champagne you were saving because he's ready to fully fund your dig for a further three years.
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If Fetterman was born 100 years earlier his parents would have just sold him to the circus and everyone wins but the moving picture shows ruined all that
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
What in the beautiful mind
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hyper mega bummer boy @danceyrselfdean.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Reginald Toots @cheester.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
a car is not a flar
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
today i happened upon a gang of youths tagging a public school. upon closer inspection their graffiti read, "jeff kent not a deserving hall of famer (led league in sac flies only once)." i informed him that he actually did so twice. they apologized and asked me to drive them to the police station
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 23/07/2026
pavicular found dead
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Sophie Cunningham has been trash, but the golly-gee framing from both the latest ESPN and Athletic articles is moving her bullshit barge right along in a way that makes me want to chew glass
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"this whole thing smacks of CONCACAF," I holler as I overturn my uncle's barbecue grill and turn the World Cup into the Cup of Shit
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🎶 It’s been a long day, without you, my friend. And I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again. 🎶
Fast and Furious “see you again” meme but with Pausa de Hidratación instead of Paul Walker
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
New centerpiece for the table
Waffle House with Ghaz on top
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
UConn's 1959 "Ennui Husky" mascot, sporting a handlebar mustache, wearing a red beret and a blue Breton-stripe turtleneck, and smoking a Gauloise cigarette.
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 18/07/2026
Inspector Gadget with text "ACAB Includes Inspector Gadget what are you even inspecting mind your business"
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
this is you in meta’s pervert glasses
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
🚨GLOVES OFF🚨 Tim and his ex duke it out on air. InfoWarriors, it's time to weigh in: who deserves that horse?
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Those who share this will be taken to jail with no court date set in the immediate future.
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