Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 5hShredded wheat is an insane concept. "Yeah I want a fucking log of hay in a box. For my breakfast." Fuck outta here. Crazy assholes. 2362268136
Reposted by Dr. Steve Brule🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 6hI think of no worse indicator of democracy’s heath. Every billion is a policy failure. Even one trillionaire is a system failure. 518635
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleGreg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 8h"De-Trumpification" has to be one of the top agenda items if Dems win power. All the lawlessness and every last one of his efforts to turn DC into an imperial capital should be undone. 962846585
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 8hMe when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster 1167205807
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleMike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 19/05/2026We asked 100 people what is a good name for a man 412480259
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Me: Stitch, you can no longer redeem your Regal Rewards points. You waited more than one year from the date which they were earned. Stitch from Lilo and Stitch: *basically just flipping the hell out. going ballistic 337747
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleSteve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 11h[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!forbes.comKnobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of ManyAuto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back. 17465611208
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleMicah @rincewind.run · 14hthe reason these people need to be stripped of almost all of their money is so that they stop thinking that it gives them the right to nominate themselves for the "benevolent dictator" position 352288491
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback 474009548
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The biggest democratic/liberal mistake of the last 50+ years has been operating like the right has anything to offer America. It was the fundamental problem with Bill Clinton to Obama and everyone in between 22991195
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Getting all of my body hair permanently removed so when I transform into a werewolf I look like a weird vascular pink frog boar 410524
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Even time I think Philly fan reactions can't get better, they raise the bar (via CBS Philly) 3585097
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Today’s Baseball Name is Bill Dingus 928733
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy. 473496378
Reposted by Dr. Steve Brulefraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026You know nothing about cheesecake 33303836
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint. 298116682119
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“Dan Quinn had offseason clandestine meetings with the CIA and FBI” sure of course 612910
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t. 17058661198
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 04/10/2026Folks the Cocks just can't stop finishing too soon 518621
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds. 268196346041
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yall who are not from the UK don't understand that what Nigella Lawson is doing to Paul Hollywood is, she is gangsta checkin' him. Ask Mary Berry. He's failing 1985458
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleWilliam @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Scenes from 5th century Rome 124044
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 03/10/2026republicans wondering why College GameDay is in Atlanta today 616520
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026There are two kinds of souls 524115
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 06/12/2023text from my boss: 'where are u, meeting has started' Me, remembering my therapists advice about positive framing: im enjoying some diarrhea 9852141
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 08/07/202310yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen 15yrs old: these slow, emotional songs just “get” me 25yrs old: literature explores the human condition, but the visual storytelling in film reaches a much broader audience 35yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen 172877435
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleBiollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones 274917872
Reposted by Dr. Steve Brule Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you. 3694322369
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/05/2026MAMMAL BULLYING A REPTILE: Nice body temperature dude. Did the sun pick it out for you 242449393
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleKris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com · 03/10/2026The aesthetic of the video podcast (custom LED neon lights, quirky wallpaper, microphones adjusted in frame just so) is as tired as the tech CEO keynote aesthetic (virgin on stage impressing other virgins into relinquish their privacy for digital girlfriends and fake money). 062
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026AI? I believe you mean IPA 2372
Reposted by Dr. Steve Bruletreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026yeah I use ai, I am ai-ming to drink some beers tonight 39741145
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleSam W @somethingeasy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This one was a perfect descriptor 021420
Reposted by Dr. Steve Brulecollege football enthusiast @tacoenthusiast.swifties.social · 02/10/2026I love LLMs. Lots of Lite Millers 2785
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 21/10/2023Edgar Allan Poe really ruined it for anyone who just wants to show their bitter enemy something cool in a catacomb. 191265314
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026$500,000 might not seem like a lot for an NFL owner like Jed York but you have to remember: that’s enough for him to have had sex 3,125 times at his preferred rate of $160 692218437
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleDominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"The current level of political animosity is exactly what one would expect to see if an extremist faction attempted to rescind the hard-earned rights of the vast majority of the country’s citizens." There are not enough exclamation points to convey how I felt reading this paragraph 31199479
Reposted by Dr. Steve BrulePatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you 932736362
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleDominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"In other words, the people who are the most 'polarized' in the U.S. electorate are those who are racist and sexist, and those who oppose racists and sexists." 2748202
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleJason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026hobbit on rumspringa type look 81213
Reposted by Dr. Steve BruleViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"I'm Lord of the Rings, bitch!" 7842026
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[british horror movie]
person: blimey
ghost (knocking over a can of beans): boo innit
person: oi me beans
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