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Kacie

@kacienr.bsky.social
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Tex-pat living in Charlotte. Dog-haver and weird plane appreciator. Gig ‘em, go Gators, and up the Reds!

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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Walgreens is supposed to be a pharmacy with an attached store mine, however, seems to be a parody of a Walgreens where you can’t buy anything from the non-pharmacy area because everything you need is locked up, and where the pharmacy can’t fill prescriptions because the meds aren’t in stock
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am literally more stubborn than a stripped screw
A very stripped screw. It’s held in a person’s hand, and therefore no longer in whatever it used to be screwed into, and the edge of the screw’s head has been mauled by multiple pairs of pliers.
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
was mopping, felt entire lower GI tract gurgle, checked a group chat, and saw “nighty night Aggies” even when I’m not actively watching, my organs know when TAMU is fucking it up
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the Aggie Band isn’t really built for this kind of music, but the fans would be hollering “DEATH!” so loudly you’d be able to hear it from Navasota
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
fuck yes, Bowdoin
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
tell ‘em, Opa Jürgen
theguardian.com
Jürgen Klopp wants his Germany team to reclaim national pride from ‘the wrong people’
Jürgen Klopp has said Germany’s football team can help ensure ‘national pride is not entrusted to the wrong people’ after a recent far-right AfD election victory
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
God forbid women have hobbies
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 09/09/2026
South Dakota and Eastern Washington will face off this weekend in helmets with their names written in indigenous languages (Lakota and Salish).
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
speaking from experience: this could have happened to basically any FBS band, because we are collectively SHOCKINGLY bad at hydration, managing heat stress, and identifying and addressing heat injuries if we do not do better, THIS WILL HAPPEN AGAIN
dailyiowan.com
UI student, Hawkeye Marching Band member died collapsing in heat
This is an ongoing report. Check back for updates. A University of Iowa student and Hawkeye Marching Band member has died after being removed from life support following an incident during the Sept. 5...
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
opening envelopes without absolutely mauling yhem
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
gotta rec my church’s namesake, Martin of Tours, who cut his cloak in half and gave half to a freezing beggar because he was inspired by “whatever you did into the least of these, you did unto Me,” and refused to serve in a military whose cause he no longer believed in
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
finally, the Reaper got someone who deserved it
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
there’s nothing I can say about Dolly Parton that would mean more than all y’all’s posts about the various kind things she did in her lifetime, which look like a hagiography of an early-Byzantine saint when you list them all out she really was the best of us, and I’m devastated that she’s gone
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A screencap of Gimli kneeling to Galadriel
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
FIRE UP THE MONEY CANNON
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Manolo is a better American than Greg Bovino will ever be
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Jefferson Ultralight Lizardforce Injured Kennedys Run the Semi-Precious Stones
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
there are potato monuments like the one in the quoted post all over the former Austro-Hungarian Empire, because Maria Theresa mandated their planting in the 1760s in order to prevent famines
A potato monument in Općina Belica, Međimurje County, Croatia. The monument consists of a black granite base, a stand made of sheets of silvery metal cut into swoopy shapes, and a large potato made of yellowish metal.A potato monument in Ljubljana, Slovenia. The monument stands in the middle of a circular area paved with tiny square cobblestones, and the Orthodox Church of Saints Cyril and Methodius stands in the background. The monument consists of a tall rectangular base of light gray stone and a silver potato, about the size of two beach balls, cut into five slices.
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
FREEZER CHECK
fda.gov
Updated – Dreyer’s Grand Ice Cream, Inc. Issues Voluntary Recall on Select Outshine Fruit Bars Due to Possible Foreign Matter Contamination
August 18, 2026 - Dreyer’s Grand Ice Cream, Inc. is voluntarily recalling a limited number of select flavors of Outshine Fruit Bars due to possible foreign material contamination with glass. Products ...
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I don’t know when humans figured out how to draw animals correctly, but it was definitely sometime after 1598
A drawing of a fish in a 1598 manuscript from Germany. The fish is colored realistically, and has normal fish anatomy from the gills back, but has a distinctly human face, with a nose, front-facing eyes, and either very full cheeks or sideburns.
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
what, exactly, would be a normal explanation for this?
bit.ly
Trash-covered man found in dumpster at 1:30 am has odd explanation, NC police say
Trash-covered man found in dumpster was pretending to be asleep as police investigated nearby shop burglary in Union County, NC. He is the suspect, police say.
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
between the women’s rodeo, western equestrian, ranch horse, and indoor archery titles, I think we can safely say that the Texas A&M University system is the Mongol Empire of American universities
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
new type of guy new type of guy
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
running an international power cable right past actual Bronze Age human gravesites to avoid disturbing the “grave” of a fictional house-elf Harry Potter fans are not okay
bbc.com
Harry Potter fans force power link diversion to avoid Dobby's grave
Potter fans complained after a project manager suggested cables would go under the grave in a BBC interview.
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A tweet from “P.P. Wiener” (username cut off).

Oh this not a safe space suddenlyA tweet from Cam (@matrixreloaded).

people on here will tweet anything. “Charlie Brown had hoes.” No he didn’t. That isn’t true.A tweet from Jon (@ArfMeasures).

JOHN LENNON: He wear no shoeshine, he got…toe-jam football, he got…monkey finger, he shoot…Coca-Cola

POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: whatA tweet from “w/e 4/e” (@chevinthedude)

Drill sergeant: are you a smol bean private!
Marine, drenched in sweat: sir no sir!
Sergeant: are you a heckin DOGGO?!?
Marine: sir NO SIR!
Sergeant [pointing at flag] is that a BIG MOOD private!?!
Marine [in tears]: SIR YES SIR
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A terrifying, empty-eyed Ol’ Sarge mascot costume, allegedly from the ‘80s despite the photo being black-and-white.
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
there are bulldozers spitting distance from Santa Elena Canyon, preparing to build a wall through a national park whose beauty stems, in large part, from its proximity to the border
marfapublicradio.org
Border project contractors arrive in Big Bend National Park as Texas lawmakers call for a pause
Texas Democrats are urging the Trump administration to delay its plans for building border barriers and roads across the West Texas park. Bulldozers and trucks bearing the logo of the contractor award...
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
my freshman year of high school, one of the songs the band performed for the drill team to dance to at a game was “The Tide is High” the year was 2005, and us band kids were horrified when they said at the game that they were dedicating the performance TO THE VICTIMS OF HURRICANE KATRINA
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
my high school theater department is lucky this never occurred to me when I was playing French horn in the pit orchestra for Bye Bye Birdie (and covering the tenor sax and cello parts as well as my own) I would have at least considered this to get out of the Sunday matinee and give my face a break
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
not now, new untreatable tick-borne virus!
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
[whines] “sorry, buddy, I can’t make the sun come out or make your bed take less time in the dryer” [indignant sniff] “you’re just gonna have to find a comfy spot on the floor and play with your toys” [grumbles, picks up chew toy]
A smallish Black Mouth Cur mix with large, pointed ears sits expectantly beside a window. The window is open, but it’s too overcast for any direct sunlight to be coming through. The dog looks distinctly miffed.
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
maintaining military trainer jets is the coolest of my options, but office manager is probably the most realistic
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
hot chicken loaded waffle fries, Geodis Park, Nashville, $13.99 #FootyScran
A bowl of waffle fries and hot chicken nuggets, dressed with cheese sauce, ranch dressing, bacon bits, and sliced green onions at Geodis Park in Nashville, Tennessee.
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I have Oak Ridge Apostles lore
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
🎵 when questions reared their ugly heads Sir Paxton turned his tail and fled brave, brave, brave, brave Ken Paxton 🎵
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
someone technically won that match, sure, but you're both getting Ennui Huskied for that performance
The Argentine flag, with the sun's face replaced by the 1959 Uconn logo's.The Spanish coat of arms, with the lion's head replaced by the 1959 UConn logo's and the motto edited to read "PLVS ENNVI."
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
UConn's 1959 "Ennui Husky" mascot, sporting a handlebar mustache, wearing a red beret and a blue Breton-stripe turtleneck, and smoking a Gauloise cigarette.
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Alamo Drafthouse was doing a special screening with commemorative pint glasses, and now my mom, my brother, and I have a game where we try to hide all the HTTM2 glasses in each other’s homes
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
ooh, big stretch
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
first thought: good, it’s simply too damn hot in Texas in August to not have these rules second thought: oh God, there was nothing stopping my high school band director from sending us outside in 115° heat if he’d wanted to
uiltexas.org
2026-2027 Heat Stress & Athletic Participation REQUIRED Plan — Health & Safety — University Interscholastic League (UIL)
2026-2027 Heat Stress & Athletic Participation REQUIRED Plan — Health & Safety
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
it would take me a lot longer to figure out the nuances of metal fabrication processes and standards than it would take my brother to figure out Jira
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
brothers, can I get an “amen”
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
1. steppe nomads’ campaign logistics 2. Mansa Musa’s retinue for his Hajj throwing around so much gold that they caused a distinct drop in the value of gold in Egypt 3. Tenochtitlan floating on the lake at the height of the Aztec Empire
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A group of girls labeled “random internet users just trying to to be comedic” back away from a fourth girl, labeled “Apollo,” who is holding a dodgeball labeled “the gift of prophesy.”
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
treat-seeking missile
A smallish Black Mouth Cur mix stands in a kennel play yard. The camera is so close to his face that his nose is the same size as the entire back half of his head, and his one visible paw is smaller than his eyes.
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
good morning to the driver who backed into me at a stoplight on Saturday, admitted as much in the police report, and then told our insurer that I rear-ended her
static.klipy.com
Liar Why The Fuck You Lyin
Alt: GIF of the “why the fuck you lyin’” meme.
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
y’all read Sarah’s thread and be safe out there today
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cape Verde played like they’d never heard of the concepts of fear or giving up before, and it’s been an amazing thing to witness
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 04/07/2026
Thierry Henry: "The story is, was, and always will be Cabo Verde. When you believe that you can, that's what can happen."
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Kacie @kacienr.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
having watched a good chunk of the 2014 WC group stage on Univision, they’re right, it doesn’t matter you may not always understand what’s happening or what they’re saying, but it’s gonna be fun and you won’t hear Alexi Lalas
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