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Bobby Borelando

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 38m
bezos getting a big HGH head and animorphing into dana white is very funny to me
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 29m
BUY STOCKS
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Bobby Borelando @cfit.bsky.social · 57m
This is admittedly a niche problem but one recent development as an attorney is clients will join a Zoom meeting with some AI app you've never heard of that is their "AI note taker / transcriber" and I have to tell them that it may waive attorney-client privilege depending on the TOS of the app
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 1h
I'm going to keep calling it "AI" as an act of resistance
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Bobby Borelando @cfit.bsky.social · 2h
Some of the old Grimes stuff is good but I have a feeling the new music coming out is going to be really bad
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 4h
what a biased hatchet job, using the mans own words like this
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Are we not men? We are DEVO
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Ann Monster Lipton @annmlipton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every one of these leaks is a violation of the securities laws, just as SpaceX's leaks were before, and we'll call this de-regulation by non-enforcement. www.reuters.com/technology/a...
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EXCLUSIVE: Anthropic's Amodei made $18 million last year, middle of the tech CEO pack
Dario Amodei made $18 million last year as CEO of Claude AI developer Anthropic, the company's IPO filing shows, putting him in the middle ranks of top ​executives at major technology firms in terms o...
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We are going to erase the national debt by selling chances to destroy Trump shit with a sledgehammer
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Bobby Borelando @cfit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
they look as human as Zuck
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Jesse @jessemerle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The LLM programs are rewarded for this type of hacking, and the engineers are rewarded for designing it to hack, and the CEO is rewarded for directing the engineers to hack, and the Board is rewarded for supporting management over society, and stockholders are rewarded for loyalty, and…
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Bobby Borelando @cfit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I inherited Box at work and their sales people are so annoying I have a calendar entry a month before the plan renews next year to move all the files to SHAREPOINT of all things.
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Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The "Teen Comix" where the first panel is a shirt that says "no fear", the second is the post this is replying to, and the third is a shirt "one fear"
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Karoline Leavitt isn't "fierce"—she's dishonest. And Karoline Leavitt isn't "nimble"—she shamelessly dodges both questions and the truth. She is the same type strenuously unhelpful liar Trump has always had for his press secretaries.
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Go to Settings > Stupid > Switch to On
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Greg Wester @gwestr.me · 05/10/2026
“Will Elon pay for this?!”
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Lanterns (Series, 2026 - )
DC Studios

ACAB INCLUDES LANTERNS

One has a blue top and green pants and the other has a green top and blue pants. This means they are opposites (and wanna fuuuuuuck)

The distance between them means they disagree but also wanna fuuuuck
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 05/10/2026
The truth is out there
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Atlas Mugged (N95 Duckbill 😷)✊🏿🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @pamacious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Musk posted an image from Tesla’s cameras in May and wrote: “This is why Tesla FSD can see so well at night or through extreme glare.” "That was five months ago, and now seeing at night is 'the main thing' Tesla is trying to solve... He knew the trade-off all along...
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Musk explains why Tesla Robotaxi is not running at night, and lidar is the answer
Elon Musk says Tesla Robotaxi is limited at night by pets that are hard to see. Lidar and radar handle that, and Tesla removed its radar in 2021.
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Montana Skeptic @montanaskeptic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
2/ The Trump Administration has awarded Musk's companies with massive contracts & offered them endless regulatory indulgences. Democrats, who for years praised Musk and helped his fraud festival get its start, had better have longer memories than a fruit fly if they regain Congressional power.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More fuel for the thesis "coders think AI can do everything because AI can code and they can't imagine anything being more difficult than coding"
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kids playing in plastic bags is NOT a good idea.
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Citizen Jones @citizenjones123.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you like the Cornell 7 you’ll LOVE Ken Starr at Baylor U. A direct tie to Epstein. After impeaching Clinton, Starr covered up Epstein (the sweetheart deal) in 2008. Je became president at Baylor, and covered up a rape ring among athletes, horrific details. www.espn.com/college-spor...
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Baylor settles 2016 sexual assault lawsuit with 15 survivors
Baylor has settled a yearslong federal lawsuit brought by 15 women who alleged they were sexually assaulted, some by football players, at the school. Terms of the settlement were not disclosed.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“.. With nearly $100 million more spent on marketing — Mr. Cruise only flies private — the studio could lose $125 million to $150 million in total, making it one of the biggest flops of the year.” @nytimes.com $WBD www.nytimes.com/2026/10/03/b...
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Bennett Tomlin @bft.wtf · 03/10/2026
By the end of 2017 you’ll be able to do cross country summons, from New York to LA
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌
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Stefan BC @stefanbc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well Mr Tracey you might have potentially ruined yourself both professionally and financially but at least you did it in service to most irredeemable people on the planet
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 03/10/2026
remember that guy who got shot and they made an ai video of him forgiving the guy who killed him at the trial. if i die, please don't make a video saying it's ok the guy shot me
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H.E. Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org · 03/10/2026
lmfao okay
zmanian: Every time you /clear a context window it's actually murder....
Thoughts on Al consciousness
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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The Intercept @theintercept.com · 02/10/2026
How much does it cost to get more information about a cop who punched someone in the face? If you guessed anything lower than $2.5 million, you’d be wrong — at least according to the city of Eugene, Oregon. buff.ly/AlxYU8S
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 03/10/2026
How many local models do you run?

Pope Leo XIV
@Pontif... 17h
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In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack th Show more
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Pope, would you please shut the fuck up about matters you do not understand? You're not an Ai influencer, no one elected you, and you have absolutely no weight in this debate and you're being used as a mouthpiece to sway public opinion. how many local models do you run?
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Cornbread Countess @breadbae.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Kids just be doing shit
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Congratulations David!
Streamblor press release from David Ellison

What once was a stubborn turtle head, is now explosive diarrhea.

Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history - we are unleashing an unstoppable media juggernaut.  Together, we bring life to Streamblor, a creative-first entity for bold, quality storytelling, and a living breathing technological bioweapon whose capabilities remain undefinable and without moral concerns for those born of woman.

Streamblor is, depending on the position of the moon and sun, a media company, a technology platform, an entertainment organism, and a rapidly expanding blob whose tentacular growth and migratory patterns cannot yet be disclosed.

We have big plans for Streamblor, and we intend to pursue them with passion, imagination and a willingness to feed Streamblor human flesh.  Our scientists are very excited. Ultimately, Streamblor is about possibility. Streamblor is about bringing together the world's greatest storytellers and a surveillance infrastructure capable of implementing collective dreaming and brand awareness.

Streamblor couldn't be more excited about what He is going to build.

Streamblor is growing. Streamblor is watching. Streamblor is the apex predator.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 02/10/2026
The kicker is *chef's kiss*
“You think we’re getting a little too close to Meta?” [John Georges, co-owner of Georges Media Group, the state’s largest media organization and parent company of the state’s largest newspaper, The Times-Picayune | The New Orleans Advocate], asked. “I’m not afraid of the sun. You know — Icarus? I’ll get as close to the sun as I can.”
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Elon Musk has broken up with baby mommy 9/10/12/14, announced via Twitter unfollow alert post sponsored by Kalshi
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
getting mad at the pope for not thinking the chatbot has a soul is easily the funniest thing I've read all week
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Bobby Borelando @cfit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
so much to say about this but just lmao overall
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CoverDrive @coverdrive12.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🚨 Tesla Production Update Tesla produced 464,391 in Q3. Production volume unchanged in 4 years. GF3 in Shanghai, now at full capacity, accounted for about 60% of these. Tesla's other 3 factories operate at about 50% capacity. Additionally, Tesla delivered 22k cars from inventory. $TSLA #Tesla
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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 01/10/2026
"DUH SLOBBER MOO" bonequest.com/10059
spigot: I SUCK DICK AND NO THIS IS NOT A MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING SCAM
spigot: NOW LET'S GET YOU\NINTO THAT TIMESHARE
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 02/10/2026
it's not too late for the Republican Senate candidate to convert to Islam and join the DSA, couldn't hurt to try is what I'm saying
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W.A. Kuemmel @dogberryjr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine shifting public opinion on TSA.
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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Texas bragging about eliminating the "Delaware-style" implied covenant of *good faith and fair dealing* in contracting is about all you need to know concerning where we are in the race to the bottom.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🫂
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Last taste we had of it was Rad Milk getting gunned down by the cops while swinging a sword at them
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Bobby Borelando @cfit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Westlaw updated Practical Law and now the search doesn't work, wonderful. One of the pricier Westlaw features at $500/mo per user, probably a more bit more now.
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Arnold Palmer tweet
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
I recommend people read this to get a sense of the president's grave cognitive impairment. Trump is either unwilling or unable (or maybe both) to answer the questions he's actually asked, so he just rants and raves while the interviewers do their best to provide structure to his random brain firings
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Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript
The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.
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