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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 12h

"If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that’s what I’m going to do." - Shady Vance

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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 12h

He’s going to sign an Executive Order renaming the country the Unites States. “We aren’t just united, we are the nation that unites. We unite at levels nobody’s ever seen before. How about that. We are the Unites States. What do you think Marco. The Unites States. “

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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 12h

The secret to a good plantain is waiting for it to look overripe, then waiting another month.

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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 12h

“I just sent out a bunch of free Starlink Mini sets to existing regular Starlink customers, to juice my subscriber numbers. But they won’t count towards ARPU because the $5 per month to keep the set is just a “standby fee”.

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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 12h

When you paint suit pants and dress socks onto your LuluLemon yoga pants and nobody will notice.

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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 12h

“My grandson programmed my TV remote. I can turn on the TV and VCR with one button. Why don’t we get him in here for a briefing?”

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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 12h

Jim Chanos if I recall made a good point. The lifetime cost of energy in a datacenter is about 5-7% of lifetime cost (maybe less now given cost inflation). So all the challenges and negatives below plus many others for a rounding error of cost savings on a single minor input.

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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 12h

Going to put $4.20 in Maduro’s commissary account with a “Ya’ll Been Musked” note.

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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Nobody with an existing mortgage is going to be moving now. Ironically this is a net benefit for homebuilders as they are now pretty much the only supply in town. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I believe a not-insignificant motivation for Google here is that its $85B SpaceX stake is coming out of lockup by end of year. The space datacenter narrative is critical to keeping the share price in orbit. @lorak.bsky.social

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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I wonder if Hegseth knows Bessent is gay. Would be nice if he got his ass whooped by Scott just like Elon did.

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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Does Natalie just keep mashing the buy button with a $20 per week Temu budget and go around with a nail gun putting this shit up?

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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When you need to scratch your ass so bad but the camera won't turn away for even 1 goddamned second.

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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Nice to see Baggy Travis is still going HAM after all these years.

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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Look at the swill we have to drink since they banned wine from the U.S. I think I’ll mix it with Sprite so I can at least choke it down.

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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Was offered MAID seven times on my way to work this morning. Will have to dig my car out from under a mountain of MAID pamphlets at 5pm. Per Laura Ingrahamahamaham or whatever her name is.

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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The Iranians seems completely unaware that GLP-1 use among generals and admirals is up 10% over the past year, and military-wide pushups and pocket square use is up by 7%. Early data on the morning boner checks is promising too. #ThisIsHowWeWin

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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I saw a comment on this that made sense - by claiming it’s a Sniper Arch De Trump, he may be able to bypass lengthly approval processes etc on “national security grounds”. #Murica

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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I had to go to Truth Social to confirm it’s real. Although I’m not sure if there will be enough ammo in this thing. Also, oh my fucking god.

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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

When 60 Minutes finally gets canceled, the slot will be filled by the new reality TV show Schlong Patrol. Episode 1 will have the squad sneak into barracks with night vision goggles at 5am to surreptitiously record the morning wood. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It's like Where's Waldo, but it's called Where's Dildo. See if you can spot the Bearded Vet dingdong that's engagement farming in the MMTLP "Community". Answer will be in the reply. @sunnycorax.bsky.social @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social

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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Spotted: Me this morning trying to get the live bird out of my dog's mouth

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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Yes he is my PhD adviser. My Thesis is titled "Evidence For Strong Association Between Higher Interest Rates and Higher Interest Payments"

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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Interesting to ponder what would have been happening right now if Coward Nutlick didn't step over Jamieson Greer and and take a steaming greasy dump on a 99.9% complete trade deal back in August.

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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Periodic reminder that Charles Payne was charged with undisclosed payments for stock touting.

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