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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 8h
hey matt there's no evidence that trans kids in sports is a losing issue politically. you just think it is because you're a bigot.
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 10h
computer simulate 10,000 years of torture on yourself. computer make me a picture of a hot dog.
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 11h
would love to hear more from Jane about what she doesn't like about Ilhan Omar!
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 16h
we used to have the mechanical turk now we just have Grok
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 17h
lmao you're 39 years old this isn't as exonerative as you think
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 17h
here's a pretty simple concept to understand, Jane. you both suck! your thoughts and contributions have the same value as never-Trump republicans, which is to say absolutely worthless and should be ignored.
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 17h
and Dasha first became known because she was interviewed by infowars and clowned on them! then she became the clown
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 17h
welcome back chill Stancil
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 17h
lol
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 19h
lol sure let's see it
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 19h
mostly agreed, but if Talarico wins while wavering on trans rights I am definitely going to keep hear about it being a winning strategy from a certain breed of liberal.
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Häschen Schwartz🐰👑VILLAINOUS VTUBER @schwartzsama.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Average republican voter
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 21h
well you didn't buy the kimono and she felt insulted
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
girl who said she was going to start getting 8 hours of sleep consistently: "when u think about it 6.5 hours is basically 8"
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
if someone filmed me doing this my life would be over
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Your Scary Ad Here @cooluser354.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
if we simply delay fascism enough times, surely fascism will be defeated
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Google search's autocomplete is sentient
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
BonziBuddy and SmarterChild were sentient huh
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
who will be the brave hero
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Still trying to understand how Napster got shut down, but Anthropic is going public and still hasn’t paid us authors yet after stealing our work.
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
okay so you admit Harris didn't energize the base lol. also there was no primary in 2024.
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
lol she didn't try to court the left, but she absolutely tried courting the center-right. maybe you've stumbled onto the problem.
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
energize your own base and discourage republicans from voting. centrists aren't the base. it's quite simple.
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
lol you know the post you're replying to was referring to voters sitting out of the election. come on man, don't play dumb.
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
well the post you replied to referred to people who vote hitler no matter what so I would consider that a loyalist. also, Harris tried to appeal to centrists in 2024 and lost... so why are you suggesting we double down on a strategy that doesn't work? why didn't the centrists turn out for her?
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
lol and why do you think these Republican loyalists who reliably vote would suddenly switch parties because Dems tried catering to them? why would they vote diet Republican when they can vote MAGA? this loser strategy is why Dems lose.
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
learning a language is frustrating because it's like look I KNOW the correct verb... I just don't know how to conjugate it correctly!!!
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
hey have you ever considered that gay and lesbian advocacy includes trans advocacy? like that they are not at odds in any way and your exclusion of trans people is intentional?
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Buttigiege still wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat because of this man
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
wow maybe you should learn the facts before you say some dumb shit then?
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
hey so this is insane of you
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Mr French Fries
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
same. there's a large portion of the democratic base who think anyone who criticizes democrats, even mildly, is someone who never votes or is secretly a republican. it's absurd.
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
oh to share a kiss endorsed by the Glico Running Man in Osaka
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
hey guess what many of us do habitually vote and Democrats still suck and still lose so maybe you can place some of the blame on the powerful instead of the powerless
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 14/10/2026
just asking a couple of regular israeli politicians about if their parties support any type of palestinian state
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Jesi🃏♠️🔥 @luciferjesit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This was such a great answer from Abdul El-Sayed about his previous criticisms of President Obama.
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I hear you, at least this labeler doesn't have you tagged and it's the most popular one I know
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
it's so rude the way the audience didn't let him just lie to them. and doubly rude of the audience to prohibit his first amendment right to not be laughed at.
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
source: your ass.
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
lmao I took the screenshot, dumbass. anyone who subscribes to this list can see you're a bigot. it makes it easy for us to know you're a waste of time and oxygen.
steveinboulder has the transphobia label
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
hey man weird how you have these labels huh?
steveinboulder is a transphobe
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
that makes sense, thank you. seems like it's still a mistake to have no auto-shut off for the heating time.
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
why the fuck can a fridge heat to 50 degrees C
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
At some point we also have to deal with the fact that one of the two parties is openly hostile to democracy. If you have to win big every election or else the country falls into despotism we're all just playing Russian roulette every few years
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm glad Ben knows people hate him and the Dail Wire so much that they need to trick people into working for them
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
hey remember when the house passed a resolution condemning Ilhan Omar with a 407-23 vote margin? just thinking about that today is all. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019...
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House votes to condemn antisemitism after Ilhan Omar's remarks on Israel
Resolution, which also condemns Islamophobia, comes after days of debate within the Democratic party
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