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Perfectly Cromulent Woman

@catlady.gay
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Spaghetti Queen Proud Fart Joke Enjoyer My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ypi2ypcmwv… 42 🏳️‍⚧️ θ∆ catgirl 😺 ponygirl 🐴 I post about sex and kink sometimes, follow at your own risk. No minors

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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 22h
Behaviores Report: 95% Goode 5% harrass of Ludo
Orange and white cat nonchalantly scratching his head. His behavior report is 95% good, 5% harassed Ludo.
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 20h
my father has fallen ill and my siblings and i don't know if we will be able to keep the follow farm open
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 08/10/2026
😊👊🥂
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 08/10/2026
💜
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 08/10/2026
😊🥰
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 08/10/2026
I prefer dickheads like to stay out of my replies
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 07/10/2026
The cat's name is Stellaluna
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 07/10/2026
I'm sure none are
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hot singles in your area want to eat your still beating heart
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pleez conseddir help fore Tortilla
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 07/10/2026
*Cat cafe, dammit
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 07/10/2026
Who wants to chug spinal fluid from the skull funnel?
A vaguely skull shaped piece of off white plastic with a tube coming off the bottom that's made to look like a human spine. It's a beer bong but they call it a Skull Funnel
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
would a “nerd” use a kewl keeb for their linux box?
an all white ergonomic split corne keyboard with led gradient underglow
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a glory hole but it’s my parents on the other side saying they’re proud of me
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Frank & Joe 🇨🇦 @thehardyboycats.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Glamour model Joe at the top of his game 😸🐾 #GreenSteel
A closeup of a handsome tabby cat glistening in the sunlight. He's lounging on an atlas, with his polydactyl paws curled around its spine.He's looking into the camera with half closed eyes, he's relaxed and happy.
#CatsOfBlueSky
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tiny tiger. From a glass plate negative in my collection, no date/info.
black and white photo of a handsome shorthaired tabby cat sitting outside on a grass lawn.
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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
pinball machine flippers as hip tattoos
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 07/10/2026
Cat cafe day!! 😻
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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I like you so much I won’t even correct you when you’re doing my dog’s voice wrong.
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
your mom was a stripper and she gave clap dances
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm on my period. Normalize women sharing when they're on their periods, and not having to use cutesy, sterilizing euphemisms for it. Although I do like to say that I'm riding the cotton pony b/c that sounds fun.
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jessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the 1st rule of fight club is if you love what you do it never feels like work. the 2nd rule of fight club is everything i need to know in life i learned in kindergarten. the 3rd rule of fight club is if this is your first night you have to hold the speaking stick and tell us two truths and a lie.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The one on the right is a viable candidate but the actual first photo of a cat has never been conclusively identified. The one on the left has gone viral many, many, many times as being "the first cat photo" but the claim is patently false. www.snopes.com/fact-check/w...
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SpoopyTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 07/10/2026
TW: R@pe This guy needs to have some wall to wall counseling. Screenshot also because you know he's gonna be a coward and block. Please block and report.
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Rape is effectively a rounding error on abortion causes. The real reason women want abortion is so they can cheat on their husbands and face no consequences for it. Or because they don't actually want a family and are using the relationship to extract resources.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Look at this posh skrunkleton. Postcard from my collection, 1912. 🎩
Black and white photo of a medium haired tuxedo tabby sitting curled up in a top hat which is nestled in some kind of fur pelt. The cat has a contemptuous look on its face.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
saw a crow and a squirrel hanging out in the street and involuntarily exclaimed “ooh hoo nature”
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026
Stephen A Smith should be out there everyday praising ESPN for using AI to make it look like the words are coming out of his face and not his ass. mans only language is full moon
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 07/10/2026
You're supposed to finish the pasta in the sauce
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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky Pretty much how I arrive anywhere
Tiny itty bitty kitty with a teeny lil suitcase
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 07/10/2026
Nice try going through my media tab, i recently deleted all my selfies
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ItsFlanoy @itsflanoy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dey 6 Momb AWOL, so annoyink.
orange and white cat with pink nose and green eyes with silky face curled up in grey cat tree adjacent to window with blinds
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
okay the invalid handle people seem to be cooler than the rest of us and quite frankly makes me question my validity
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Cat Cosplay @catcosplay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Vax'ildan of Vox Meow-china #CriticalRole #Halloween
A cat wearing black studded leather armor with raven flair in a medevil keep.
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 07/10/2026
I need you to know this: a mechanic generally cannot legally keep your car because it's unsafe, especially not in states that don't have state mandated safety inspections. They can make you sign a liability waiver but that's about it
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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We'll always have that one song in common which you won't remember and I can't forget.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Social anxiety is a turn-on. Like yeah babe let’s leave
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
for the first time since tracking began, more American households have kittens than puppies. there is a reason for this: homeownership is declining, and homeowners are twice as likely as renters to own dogs. did cats engineer the housing crisis? i'll be honest: it is now more likely than not.
Freya, a fluffy gray cat, sits packed into a woven basket by the window, staring at the camera with a distinctly displeased, suspicious expression.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rape culture discourse submission: Dead men don’t rape
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Woke up like dis
Close up pic of Rio cat showing his teef
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m a tall drink of water and 3 ibuprofen
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If we meet, just know I’ve recently acquired an espresso machine so that’s all I’ll be talking about
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Call me old fashioned, but I would have made a great house husband
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Republican: here's a cyanide sandwich Democrat: here's a crushed glass and ham sandwich Trans person: could I get the ham sandwich with no crushed glass please Democrat: this is why you deserve the cyanide sandwich
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Latenite Archival BabbyGonz Time! Feat: Babby Beance
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Elly @invalidhandlebunny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you can always tell if someone’s trans by whether society expects them to ask permission to exist or not
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you have a soul too beautiful to tarnish it with bitterness rejoice in who you are embrace your existence marvel at your individuality you are a crucial piece of a celestial puzzle you mean so much more than you will ever know
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 07/10/2026
Hoping i can get a full night's sleep. Good night 💜
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 07/10/2026
Yeah 🫶
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 07/10/2026
I can't imagine being a cop and thinking you're a good person
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
has anyone noticed how a lot of liberals understand that fascists actually want to commit trans genocide, but instead of "we need to do everything we can to protect this vulnerable group" they're more like "I HOPE YOU GET SENT TO THE CAMPS IF OUR GUYS LOSE"
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