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cassie 💖

@cassiemartino.bsky.social
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i’m here, i’m clinically insane, and i’m ready to Post

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🤟🏾Ferd_Turgeson🧀 @ferdturgeson.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
MILWAUKEE FOLKS IF YOU'RE NEAR A COUSINS SUBS BREAK IN AND OPEN UP A CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON
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Milwaukee Record @milwaukeerecord.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
OH MY GOD THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THE BREWERS WIN IT, THE BREWERS WIN IT, OH MY GOD THE BREWERS WIN IT
OH MY GOD THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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cassie 💖 @cassiemartino.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
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cassie 💖 @cassiemartino.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
i get such horrific vibes from him
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Tex Western @texwestern.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
One away from the big one. Is this even real?
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Milwaukee Record @milwaukeerecord.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
BREWERS WIN HOLY SHIT ONE MORE TO GO
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miss lindsay 🎀 @mslindsayy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I deserve compensation for not only coming of age as a teenage girl in the 2000s when anorexia-chic was on the cover of every magazine but also for having to LIVE THROUGH IT AGAIN RIGHT NOW
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 11/10/2026
CONGRATS, PACKERS
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cassie 💖 @cassiemartino.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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cassie 💖 @cassiemartino.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LOSERRRRRRRRR fights are what make sports fun!!!!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this post has become a meme but it is objectively true. Osama should have hooped instead of tryna kill people. Terry Rozier was right to say it
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
hey, I was born in the 80s or 90s and I'm looking for a morally acceptable way to continue to like Harry Potter?? you see, I have this special condition where I just... stopped. somewhere along the way, i let the growth inside me die and i gnawed a hole in the past, and there i sit, and there i rot
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 25/08/2026
it should have been illegal for dolly parton to die
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Blade Runner takes place forty years In the future.
Not so much science fiction as it is more of a futurism story.
How do things seem to be forty years from now?
It's no musical comedy, David.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
every time i see the words "back to school" a small part of my brain worries it's for me, that i have to go back to school for some reason
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
(e-girl who's clearly unwell) I'm logging off. They're monitoring my locatndon we, they're following my. I'm sorry Im g !¥^ No morie osnsy awxxol &$9928) 1229999494 唇

37 y/o white reply guy: Well. It was a honor serving under you... or your posts at least! 😂 (gif from The Green Mile of the black character saying goodbye to Tom Hanks before he's executed
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New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Your food processor has a chute that fits your dick. Should you?
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
trust me bro, my love for you will still be strong after the boys of summer have gone
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cassie 💖 @cassiemartino.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
florio spewing bullshit in an article that has my sister's middle school math teacher in the thumbnail. happy packers preseason to all who celebrate!!!
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cassie 💖 @cassiemartino.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
right after my ear stopped ringing from a shot exploding directly next to it, I immediately pulled the Adam Savage “am I missing an eyebrow???”
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
happy birthday america
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Give me the beach boys and free my soul!
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)
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cassie 💖 @cassiemartino.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
oh I just know it’s HOT AS HELL. IN PHILADEL. PHIA
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tori! @torimartino.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
my dad wanted a son, but when he got twin girls instead, i suspect he just kinda shrugged, said “close enough”, stuck fishing rods in our hands and got to work. happy father’s day chico
a man with a black beard, a ray nitschke sweater, suspenders, and camo pants is holding his toddler twin girls in his arms. he is standing in his backyard in autumn with multiple large trees shedding their yellow leaves. he is standing on the lannon stone patio with a wooden picnic table that has four dead canada geese on it
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Aaron Nagler @aaronnagler.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Packers fans and their "worthless" stock certificates like...
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Hide The Money, Y'all, There's Poor People Around!
ALT: Hide The Money, Y'all, There's Poor People Around!
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Brian Stack @brianstack153.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Eternally grateful to Stephen, Evie, my fellow writers, and the rest of the wonderful @colbertlateshow.bsky.social family. It was such a privilege to work with these amazing, hilarious people for the last 11 years. ❤️
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 22/05/2026
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
All these firing ranges in this benighted country and yet no one can fucking aim
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
On Rudy Gobert COVID night???????
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 13/04/2026
And a very happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes to all who observe
The caption “Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006” under a photo of a rat playing on a tiny plastic piano
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
NGL they picked a great time to be as far from Earth as humanly possible
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
happy april 7th, 2026 to all who celebrate
“on april 7th, 2026, people stopped being born. on the same day, people stopped dying, and people stopped aging.” excerpt from 17776 by jon bois
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ceej @ceej.online · 06/04/2026
astronauts sometimes describe a transcendent feeling of connection with all human beings when viewing the earth from space, an effect previously only achievable by taking a little edible and grilling hot dogs in the sunshine
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
When are they going to make a new sandwich that fixes everything
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 10/03/2026
BREAKING: ESPN’s Adam Schefter reports that it is your bedtime, per sources. Compensation: - I will tuck you in - Yes I’ll read you your favorite story one more time - Okay fine I’ll get you a glass of water - Five minutes until lights out
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 22/02/2026
once again,
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
We are trapped in the belly of a horrible machine and the machine is bleeding to death and also winning gold, baby
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Breezy @breezysportngame.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
May “Bubba Wallace driving away from the chaos” be the theme of the year and a metaphor for my life
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tori! @torimartino.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
me waking up tomorrow on my 30th bday:
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erin alyce @herooine.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
packers fans watching the seahawks special teams
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
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cassie 💖 @cassiemartino.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
has to be Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe in You by Big Thief
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 30/01/2026
this has been playing on loop in my head for 16 years straight btw
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/01/2026
No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days
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No One On 'Pat McAfee Show' Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days
INDIANAPOLIS—With observers noting that the tragic development evidently has yet to affect the show’s content in any way, reports confirmed Monday that no one working at The Pat McAfee Show seems to h...
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 26/01/2026
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 26/01/2026
The knowing head nods the two officials exchange as they prepare to signal that a field goal was good must hit like a thunderbolt
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
All this nightmare shit on the timeline being inflicted by the federal government on their own people and the only moment of levity I got today was finding out the Steelers hired Mike McCarthy for some reason
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Harrison Mevis:
Martin Luther nailing his 95 theses to the church door
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