Reposted by cassie 💖🤟🏾Ferd_Turgeson🧀 @ferdturgeson.bsky.social · 16/10/2026MILWAUKEE FOLKS IF YOU'RE NEAR A COUSINS SUBS BREAK IN AND OPEN UP A CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON 0297 29
Reposted by cassie 💖Milwaukee Record @milwaukeerecord.bsky.social · 16/10/2026OH MY GOD THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!milwaukeerecord.comTHE BREWERS WIN IT, THE BREWERS WIN IT, OH MY GOD THE BREWERS WIN ITOH MY GOD THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10583108 583
Reposted by cassie 💖Tex Western @texwestern.bsky.social · 15/10/2026One away from the big one. Is this even real? 1486 48
Reposted by cassie 💖Milwaukee Record @milwaukeerecord.bsky.social · 15/10/2026BREWERS WIN HOLY SHIT ONE MORE TO GO 822215 222
Reposted by cassie 💖miss lindsay 🎀 @mslindsayy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I deserve compensation for not only coming of age as a teenage girl in the 2000s when anorexia-chic was on the cover of every magazine but also for having to LIVE THROUGH IT AGAIN RIGHT NOW 162 6
cassie 💖 @cassiemartino.bsky.social · 20/09/2026LOSERRRRRRRRR fights are what make sports fun!!!! 123 3
Reposted by cassie 💖Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026this post has become a meme but it is objectively true. Osama should have hooped instead of tryna kill people. Terry Rozier was right to say it 1777351 773
Reposted by cassie 💖The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/202625 years 43136192798 13.6K
Reposted by cassie 💖Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 02/09/2026hey, I was born in the 80s or 90s and I'm looking for a morally acceptable way to continue to like Harry Potter?? you see, I have this special condition where I just... stopped. somewhere along the way, i let the growth inside me die and i gnawed a hole in the past, and there i sit, and there i rot 293320780 3.3K
Reposted by cassie 💖andy™ @andylevy.net · 25/08/2026it should have been illegal for dolly parton to die 111296151 1.3K
Reposted by cassie 💖drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/08/2026every time i see the words "back to school" a small part of my brain worries it's for me, that i have to go back to school for some reason 031635 316
Reposted by cassie 💖New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Your food processor has a chute that fits your dick. Should you? 5037281072 3.7K
Reposted by cassie 💖Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026trust me bro, my love for you will still be strong after the boys of summer have gone 1011316 113
cassie 💖 @cassiemartino.bsky.social · 23/07/2026florio spewing bullshit in an article that has my sister's middle school math teacher in the thumbnail. happy packers preseason to all who celebrate!!! 010 1
cassie 💖 @cassiemartino.bsky.social · 05/07/2026right after my ear stopped ringing from a shot exploding directly next to it, I immediately pulled the Adam Savage “am I missing an eyebrow???” 010 1
Reposted by cassie 💖the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026happy birthday america 1972260 722
Reposted by cassie 💖ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti) 132043395 2K
cassie 💖 @cassiemartino.bsky.social · 02/07/2026oh I just know it’s HOT AS HELL. IN PHILADEL. PHIA 000 0
Reposted by cassie 💖tori! @torimartino.bsky.social · 21/06/2026my dad wanted a son, but when he got twin girls instead, i suspect he just kinda shrugged, said “close enough”, stuck fishing rods in our hands and got to work. happy father’s day chico 041 4
Reposted by cassie 💖Aaron Nagler @aaronnagler.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Packers fans and their "worthless" stock certificates like...static.klipy.comHide The Money, Y'all, There's Poor People Around!ALT: Hide The Money, Y'all, There's Poor People Around! 1712624 126
Reposted by cassie 💖Brian Stack @brianstack153.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Eternally grateful to Stephen, Evie, my fellow writers, and the rest of the wonderful @colbertlateshow.bsky.social family. It was such a privilege to work with these amazing, hilarious people for the last 11 years. ❤️ 2253448 534
Reposted by cassie 💖victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 22/05/2026 120136 201
Reposted by cassie 💖Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 26/04/2026All these firing ranges in this benighted country and yet no one can fucking aim 615126 151
Reposted by cassie 💖Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/04/2026On Rudy Gobert COVID night??????? 301129137 1.1K
Reposted by cassie 💖Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 13/04/2026And a very happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes to all who observe 51090346 1.1K
Reposted by cassie 💖Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026NGL they picked a great time to be as far from Earth as humanly possible 403333239 3.3K
Reposted by cassie 💖nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 07/04/2026happy april 7th, 2026 to all who celebrate 3455130 455
Reposted by cassie 💖ceej @ceej.online · 06/04/2026astronauts sometimes describe a transcendent feeling of connection with all human beings when viewing the earth from space, an effect previously only achievable by taking a little edible and grilling hot dogs in the sunshine 293763587 3.8K
Reposted by cassie 💖donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 23/03/2026When are they going to make a new sandwich that fixes everything 615847 158
Reposted by cassie 💖victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 10/03/2026BREAKING: ESPN’s Adam Schefter reports that it is your bedtime, per sources. Compensation: - I will tuck you in - Yes I’ll read you your favorite story one more time - Okay fine I’ll get you a glass of water - Five minutes until lights out 1056365 563
Reposted by cassie 💖victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 22/02/2026once again, 1679 67
Reposted by cassie 💖Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 22/02/2026We are trapped in the belly of a horrible machine and the machine is bleeding to death and also winning gold, baby 252196 521
Reposted by cassie 💖Breezy @breezysportngame.bsky.social · 15/02/2026May “Bubba Wallace driving away from the chaos” be the theme of the year and a metaphor for my life 09819 98
Reposted by cassie 💖tori! @torimartino.bsky.social · 09/02/2026me waking up tomorrow on my 30th bday: 001 1
Reposted by cassie 💖erin alyce @herooine.bsky.social · 09/02/2026packers fans watching the seahawks special teams 4444 44
Reposted by cassie 💖Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/02/202660 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider 273434766 3.4K
cassie 💖 @cassiemartino.bsky.social · 04/02/2026has to be Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe in You by Big Thief 000 0
Reposted by cassie 💖victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 30/01/2026this has been playing on loop in my head for 16 years straight btw 13944 94
Reposted by cassie 💖The Onion @theonion.com · 30/01/2026No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Daystheonion.comNo One On 'Pat McAfee Show' Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 DaysINDIANAPOLIS—With observers noting that the tragic development evidently has yet to affect the show’s content in any way, reports confirmed Monday that no one working at The Pat McAfee Show seems to h... 121748137 1.7K
Reposted by cassie 💖Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 26/01/2026The knowing head nods the two officials exchange as they prepare to signal that a field goal was good must hit like a thunderbolt 217713 177
Reposted by cassie 💖Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 24/01/2026All this nightmare shit on the timeline being inflicted by the federal government on their own people and the only moment of levity I got today was finding out the Steelers hired Mike McCarthy for some reason 2456536 565