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Carson (Soda Arc) 🩷🤍🩵

@carsonnn.bsky.social
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Sickly Victorian child 🩷 Redcoat Band Alum 🤍 she/her 🩵 Cringe, but Free

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
not surprised this guy went D1. there was no one as quick or as thick as his dad
football player named Gaston Jr.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 04/09/2026
this shit isnt sustainable
google currency conversion interface edited to show a rising value of gas to ass, currently at 1 gallon per 56 minutes
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it is now Goldy's month
Goldy the Gopher dressed as an astronaut, the Joker, R2D2, Shrek, no clue, Chris Pratt in Jurassic Park, a Minion, and a classic type ghost
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 18/09/2026
I fully believe Taylor could be a Sun Belt offensive coordinator right now if she wanted. This is what Type A executive type control freaks with monomaniacal dreams of industry dominance who can deploy a southern accent are meant for. Set her up at ULM!
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm admittedly not an early child development expert but it does seem the ideal scenario for any baby is being collectively raised by a traveling women's professional soccer team
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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
FOOTBALL IS BACK
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me, visiting Saint Louis
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/09/2026
I want to apologize for remarks I made a few years ago suggesting I believe every human is entitled to respect and dignity in addition to basic human rights. I had no way of knowing at the time this sentiment could be interpreted as applying to people of a gendered persuasion
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 08/09/2026
Zelda players for decades now, every time there's a new Zelda game, even if it's an old Zelda game: This art is bad Zelda players once that game has been out for at least five years: That art was great
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think “An NHL team located in South Forsyth County” really does have the potential to be the absolute worst fanbase in North American sports
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 26/08/2026
Northeast Minneapolis excellence
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry taught me it was okay to be impossibly evil and gay
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 24/08/2026
the sophie cunningham drama was created not to further trans genocide but to keep america from realizing its next gronk is a lesbian from minnesota
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
had a coke problem, spent too much money in Buckhead, arranged his whole schedule around sports, quietly did some insane community service in his spare time, probably a terrible driver, is gay, that's an S-Tier bright side ATLien right there
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 18/08/2026
I’m using my executive authority to ban nonferrous mining in the Boundary Waters.    As far as my administration is concerned, the fight for the future of the Boundary Waters is over. The verdict is in. The decision is made. We will protect this place.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*cake doing play-by-play of a football game* hes torn his meniscus
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
guy can't even stay on base. send him back down
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
MILFS in YOUR area have gone SILENT. our SCREENS are showing NOTHING. we don't KNOW where they WENT
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DoctorTheopolis @drzaiusbaltar.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
SHE FREAK (1967)
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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Not to give you two tweets I did in quick succession but you might like this
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 18/07/2026
Dudes at the bar talking about how much their moms loved Javy Lopez back in the day. This is the single most relatable and universal Georgia experience
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 05/07/2026
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

transgender valley authority @Grey_Athena
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[Inside the Mesoamerican Ballgame League]
Ernie: "An absolutely shocking upset today, the top-seeded Tenochtitlan Eagles lost to the Tlacopan Jaguars in an action-packed playoff match"
Shaq: "Where they goin, Chuck?"
Charles: "Sacrificed to Huitzilopochtli"
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transgender valley authority @Grey_... 4h Kenny: The new guys don't know what the game was like. Bring back the sacrifices.
Chuck: I saw one of these new players say that we played against "weavers and peasants" back in our day, that we don't get how it's changed.
Shaq: And you still got no rings playing against them
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?
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Carson (Soda Arc) 🩷🤍🩵 @carsonnn.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I’ve been quoting this the entire World Cup, this might be the thing that gets me into football (the other one)
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 18/06/2026
gus at full bore: OOOOOUUUUGHGHGH INTERCEPTED! AND HE’S GOING ALL THE WAY!! UNBELIEVABLE!!! joel klatt: WOW. [crowd noise] that quarterback oughtta kill himself gus
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
haha wow this is crazy. i’m in like 20 group chats now and in all of them beautiful women are asking me for my thoughts on Xenoblade Genesis
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
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Shane ValShane @shanemcpartlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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femcel serial thriller @thatsacoinpurse.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
happy memorial day

Rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service
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2 CHAINZ "UPA REALESTS
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The Giants did the Key & Peele skit to celebrate a win (via NBCS Giants)
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
i believe that harnessing solar energy is immoral. that energy does not belong to us, it belongs to the sun, and it's going to come back to get it when it consumes the earth in several billion years. don't take what isn't yours. you don't need lights at night if you just remember where everything is
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
i’m deleting my repost of a fake account impersonating an nba reporter. i didn’t look close enough and i was fooled, and that’s on me. the basketball court does NOT fold up like a backgammon board after the game and the players do NOT sleep in it until the next game
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 22/04/2026
[steve kornacki zooming in on a political map of the FSU locker room] early returns are showing a definite blue shift. the kayleighann-tyrabelle-raygann coalition the swung the locker room to trump in 2024 fell apart of course after raygann had a sexual awakening on her mission trip to costa rica
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Crichton was writing about the wrong Raptors imo
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
you really have to look out for baseball players these days. they’re everywhere. a few minutes ago i turned on a baseball game and there were like 12 of those fuckin’ guys
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 29/03/2026
I’m sick of all the discourse about whether or not kink is appropriate at No Kings
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Chuck🏳️‍🌈 @mooney039.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The South Carolina Gamecocks
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 11/03/2026
we need to start destroying all footage of bam’s 83 point game so annoying r/nba posters in 2094 can confidently tell each other it never happened
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 11/03/2026
“adebayo played against he/hims and future world war 3 casualties” they’ll say
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Hustle Chillson @hustle-chillson.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Whom amongst us wasn't a bit timid in college before later getting more physical in the box?
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 16/11/2025
every week every single ranked SEC team plays another ranked SEC team somehow and then you look at the big ten to see ohio state and indiana both playing purdue for the 3rd time this year
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Carson (Soda Arc) 🩷🤍🩵 @carsonnn.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
They call this defensive front 7 the 007 0 sacks 0 third down stops 7 former 5* recruits
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sylvia @sylvibullet.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Asking trans baseball pitcher when she's getting the surgery
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Jack Turban MD @turban.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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