Reposted by Carl's Jr.Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks! 98145493383
Reposted by Carl's Jr.more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/11/2025tombstone that says I'm With Stupid (in Hell) with an arrow pointing over to some beloved husband, father, brother and son's grave that i'm basically ruining for, by my count, at least four people 018113
Reposted by Carl's Jr.ceej @ceej.online · 05/01/2025please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that 203194863985
Carl's Jr. @carlsjr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026See two deer on top of each other that's a buck sixty nine 000
Reposted by Carl's Jr.Luke Epplin @lukeepplin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Kareem Abdul-Jabbar just out there cutting everything down to their essence. 301870570
Reposted by Carl's Jr.Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences 115208695341
Reposted by Carl's Jr.Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 24/06/2026This joke is my favorite of the whole series:static.klipy.comPhilip J Fry Presses Deploy ButtonALT: Philip J Fry Presses Deploy Button 2355
Reposted by Carl's Jr.Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Dylan, on life in your 80’s, is incredible. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/o... 229119693098
Reposted by Carl's Jr.more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/10/2023just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares 3845271139
Reposted by Carl's Jr.Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 18/05/2026at ellis island he changed his name from groguwitz 166167
Reposted by Carl's Jr.Amnesty International UK @amnestyuk.bsky.social · 11/05/2026More journalists and media workers were killed in 2025 than in any other year since the Committee to Protect Journalists (CPJ) began collecting data more than three decades ago.* Two-thirds of the journalists killed were by Israeli forces.* 2689311
Reposted by Carl's Jr.Human Rights Campaign @hrc.org · 02/05/2026Anne Hathaway, you will ALWAYS be that girl. 💙💛 70104172650
Reposted by Carl's Jr.ompuco @ompu.co · 28/04/2026found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it. 464113103688
Carl's Jr. @carlsjr.bsky.social · 20/04/2026This is just untrue sir. Look at Mamdani's insane rise as well medium.com/@webconnoiss...medium.comLatest Reuters Data Shows Hillary Losing to Trump, but Bernie WinsAs the presidential candidate field narrows, the number of polling participants marking undecided or not sure drops dramatically in… 020
Reposted by Carl's Jr.Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 10/04/2026you consider the few things that have pushed these guys into action, and the many things that haven't, and increasingly coming to the conclusion that no matter what the issue you care about is, you need to jam up airports 272057542
Reposted by Carl's Jr.Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’” 16687663797
Reposted by Carl's Jr.bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 16/03/2025mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children 6278771660
Reposted by Carl's Jr.🎃Komodo Dad [spoopy]👻 @komododad.bsky.social · 01/01/2026FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!! 2067673908
Reposted by Carl's Jr.more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/07/2025jim carrey improvised all the parts in The Mask when stanley ipkiss puts on the mask and starts acting crazy. in the script it's just a normal mask 1051835
Reposted by Carl's Jr.Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 21/12/2025Here’s a “I didn’t play for a week and now the Christmas event stuff started and every recurring revenue system reset requiring a new pop up” version that is somehow twice as long 21792279
Reposted by Carl's Jr.Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too. 115139133445
Reposted by Carl's Jr.Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke 313077510
Reposted by Carl's Jr.J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 23/09/2025I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations. 400325786469
Reposted by Carl's Jr.Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/05/2025How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me 143119632054
Reposted by Carl's Jr.🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 18/12/2023haha i mean how do two women even have sex? ah, gotcha, makes sense. how about two guys? ok alright. and a guy and a lady? 3626103
Reposted by Carl's Jr.haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 15/08/2025sucks to suck your honor 221840
Reposted by Carl's Jr.Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 08/08/2025This is genuinely western liberalism summed up in a 30 second video. Incredible. Put it in an art gallery. 4330811104
Reposted by Carl's Jr.Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 31/07/2025always terrifying when no one is there to bless you and you're just racking up unblessed sneezes 541028235
Reposted by Carl's Jr.Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 23/10/2024Post your most popular art from Twitter You already know 21958187
Reposted by Carl's Jr.Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 30/12/2024"w-w-w-would u still love me if i was a wormmm 🥺" Yes. I would fuck you immediately 5859128
Reposted by Carl's Jr.shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/06/2025there's a lot of mid games on here and a few real stinkers but the worst game of all is red dead redemption 2 5235516
Reposted by Carl's Jr.Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 15/06/2025Remarkable. MSNC: "I want to reiterate this has been 100% peaceful." Seconds later, LA County sheriffs start firing on the crowd. Yet again, "law enforcement" deliberately escalated. 10304386615969
Reposted by Carl's Jr.wint @dril.bsky.social · 26/05/2025my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics 354678715
Reposted by Carl's Jr.nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 07/02/2025doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs 274102789
Reposted by Carl's Jr.Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 25/12/2024Ramsey asked me if The Grinch ever calls himself that and if not are we sure "Grinch" isn't a Whoville slur 311904295
Reposted by Carl's Jr.Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Road signs were hacked in Seattle: kutv.com/news/nation-... 411298926088
Reposted by Carl's Jr.more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/11/2024the guy in Titanic who hits the propeller starts spinning around like that because he absorbed its abilities 141216186