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Carl's Jr.

@carlsjr.bsky.social
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😮‍💨 hey man, I don't look at your profile 🍟

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
tombstone that says I'm With Stupid (in Hell) with an arrow pointing over to some beloved husband, father, brother and son's grave that i'm basically ruining for, by my count, at least four people
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/01/2025
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
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Carl's Jr. @carlsjr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
See two deer on top of each other that's a buck sixty nine
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Luke Epplin @lukeepplin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar just out there cutting everything down to their essence.
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Carl's Jr. @carlsjr.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It's strange the Bible wasn't written by Jesus
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This joke is my favorite of the whole series:
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ALT: Philip J Fry Presses Deploy Button
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Dylan, on life in your 80’s, is incredible. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/o...
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
at ellis island he changed his name from groguwitz
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Amnesty International UK @amnestyuk.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
More journalists and media workers were killed in 2025 than in any other year since the Committee to Protect Journalists (CPJ) began collecting data more than three decades ago.* Two-thirds of the journalists killed were by Israeli forces.*
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Carl's Jr. @carlsjr.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Added disintegrating skull
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Human Rights Campaign @hrc.org · 02/05/2026
Anne Hathaway, you will ALWAYS be that girl. 💙💛
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ompuco @ompu.co · 28/04/2026
found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.
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Carl's Jr. @carlsjr.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
This is just untrue sir. Look at Mamdani's insane rise as well medium.com/@webconnoiss...
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Latest Reuters Data Shows Hillary Losing to Trump, but Bernie Wins
As the presidential candidate field narrows, the number of polling participants marking undecided or not sure drops dramatically in…
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
you consider the few things that have pushed these guys into action, and the many things that haven't, and increasingly coming to the conclusion that no matter what the issue you care about is, you need to jam up airports
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
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Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
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🎃Komodo Dad [spoopy]👻 @komododad.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
jim carrey improvised all the parts in The Mask when stanley ipkiss puts on the mask and starts acting crazy. in the script it's just a normal mask
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 21/12/2025
Here’s a “I didn’t play for a week and now the Christmas event stuff started and every recurring revenue system reset requiring a new pop up” version that is somehow twice as long
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
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Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 08/09/2025
Squinton Glarantino
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
haha i mean how do two women even have sex? ah, gotcha, makes sense. how about two guys? ok alright. and a guy and a lady?
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
sucks to suck your honor
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
This is genuinely western liberalism summed up in a 30 second video. Incredible. Put it in an art gallery.
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
always terrifying when no one is there to bless you and you're just racking up unblessed sneezes
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 23/10/2024
Post your most popular art from Twitter You already know
Heironymous Bosch’s In the Garden of Earthly Delights but with Garfield
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
"w-w-w-would u still love me if i was a wormmm 🥺" Yes. I would fuck you immediately
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
there's a lot of mid games on here and a few real stinkers but the worst game of all is red dead redemption 2
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 15/06/2025
Remarkable. MSNC: "I want to reiterate this has been 100% peaceful." Seconds later, LA County sheriffs start firing on the crowd. Yet again, "law enforcement" deliberately escalated.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics
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Carl's Jr. @carlsjr.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Found an unopened drink walking the dog
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs
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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 25/12/2024
Ramsey asked me if The Grinch ever calls himself that and if not are we sure "Grinch" isn't a Whoville slur
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Road signs were hacked in Seattle: kutv.com/news/nation-...
Message displayed :

"One less CEO - Many more to go"
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
the guy in Titanic who hits the propeller starts spinning around like that because he absorbed its abilities
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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 29/11/2024
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pumpkin pie with pecans on it
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