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Hurb Cherpley

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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 2h
this is an insane level of hate i aspire to
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 1h
RIP Denis Hasturd. "A Real Peace of Shit!"
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 1h
Getting to do a lot of these lately
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 1h
Oh, yeah, that dude's in turbohell now.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 15h
It should be a crime to put Blake Snell on TV, not just because he’s a fuckin’ chore to watch, but also because he’s fugly.
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 04/10/2026
Lance Bass? Typically, no. Hook bass. Lance e.g. carp, gar, bullhead, suckers, etc
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You love to see it, folks
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ugh, fine
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held steady @heldsteady.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not very libertarian to be this bad at picking up an 8 year old.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Y’all ever think about how good a song Hole’s “Malibu” is?
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Michael Tracey is what you get when Booger from Revenge of the Nerds isn’t Hollywood handsome.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/10/2026
Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
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Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into th...
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know, at the very least, that I’m a Rays fan for their next series.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eat your fuckin' heart out, Salò and Come and See.
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Truther_Dare @truther-dare.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Typical Republican
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Since we’re talking about 2010s Twitter, I did a throwaway tweet at a Panera once about stealing open-carried guns and throwing them in a lake. It went viral on TCOT and I had, like, a couple hundred people tweet “Oh, you don’t like guns? What if I shoot you with one?” It ruled.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Someone blocked me for this, and I’d love to hear their defense of The Turner Diaries or The Camp of the Saints.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
These motherfuckers *LOVE* killing people
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thing hangs brain
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've got no love for the TSA, but policies like this are always the product of the guy in the office you want to stab the most:
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was already never going to vote for Gavin Newsom.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They adopted a "no rapists" policy
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tegan and Sara going full pop.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine creating an environment where all of your preferences are amplified and directed right back at you. Imagine a world without any friction whatsoever. I would kill myself out of sheer boredom.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bluesky's "aaron rodericks age verification system" if you've been blocked by aaron rodericks then your account has been verified as being over 18
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I guess I wasn’t posting enough photos of kids in bathing suits
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Childcare costs more than my mortgage. Fuck off with this "free childcare is for the elite" horseshit.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have never, nor will I ever, read anything called “Dungeon Crawler Carl.”
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We're so back
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Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A doll with a toggle switch between good and evil, and the caption says yep here’s your problem, someone set this thing to evil
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"You gonna eat that?" --RFK Jr.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am going to burn this lady's house down.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man, if I was a Giants fan, I'd consider [REDACTED]
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This movie sucked the first time. Imagine paying for more of it.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God damn, fuckin' PAC died? That fuckin' sucks so goddamned much.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's easy for him to say from deep-blue, uhhh, Kentucky?
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I guess data security is woke now
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There wasn't one because the monoculture is dead
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My wife got me a bag of these, and I loved them. No cheese flavor, just cinnamon-sugar and heat.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah, bro, don't bring an iced coffee to an interview. Instead, bring the nastiest, most conspicuous consumption-ass beer you can find.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Human rights are not a pony, you freak.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If I learned one thing from that NYT TV list, its that killing the sitcom to make a whole bunch of comedies without jokes was a bad idea.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You can buy it and play all of its no games.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
God damn, this list fuckin' sucks ass.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm glad they fixed all the bugs in Cyberpunk 2077 because this shit rocks.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I agree! We need coed bathrooms, Jennifer.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These people are dangerously unprepared for the moment.
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