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Robert Fishscale

@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social
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Just doing normal ass things

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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Robert Fishscale @carlos-slimjim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@gooffkings.bsky.social desperately trying to find the clip of the extremely loud door to show my wife. Any help?
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Stop Making Sense” turns 42 today. Of his performance, David Byrne said: “You see this person in the beginning [of the film] who's kind of angsty, stumbling around .. And then, by the end, he's surrendered to the music and is fairly joyful .. He’s found a kind of community." 🙏🏼 “Slippery People”
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
James Patterson posing like a kid walking into his parents’ room to tell them he threw up really makes this sing
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 29/08/2026
uncanny resemblance
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is incredible lore. Most honest family dinner in history
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
it was a generational fumble for the dems to pull back on letting coach tim, our gentle midwestern uncle, stand in front of a mic and express disgust and bewilderment at what an absolute grab bag of misfit freaks this admin is. this is weird! these people are fucking weirdos!!! it’s yucky!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/08/2025
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
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🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“charlie brown had homes.” no he didn’t. that isn’t true.
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Brady Klopfer @bradyklopfer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The legend Robin Lopez
Tweet from Robin Lopez that reads: Biggest issue: if you’re being drafted, people are saying “we want you around for 4 years” & I can’t imagine anybody wants Enes Kanter or Royce White around them for even 4 minutes. We’ve seen this illustrated whenever Enes is near Turkey or Royce comes close to logic/reality
Robin Lopez responding to Royce white. White says: lol join the club ROBIN … I’ll slap your big goofy ass, bitch slap you like pootie tang! I will fight over these trans rights.

Lopez responds: yes we get it you love slapping people with women’s names
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
slammed the brakes so hard I flew through the windshield
Street sign for Gobblers Knob Rd
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 26/07/2026
The crack of the bat. The smell of the grass. The roar of the crowd. You’ve just been viciously attacked by the serial killer they call Baseball Steve
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
DENNIS
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ok, I'm a fan of Haaland now after that smack he gives the 2nd kid
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July!
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Christian Christensen @chrchristensen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Absolutely insane that Cape Verde — a country of 500,000 — played Spain, Uruguay and Argentina…and lost to none of them in regulation. Easily one of the greatest performances in World Cup history.
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Stone Butch Blue Velvet @jennyllello.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
JESUS AITCH GOD ALMIGHTY i am *SORRY* gentlemen i was not prepared for your game, i will take better care in the future,
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 01/07/2026
well that's fucking amazing. good lord, lmao, thank god this comedian pulled it out of the fire.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I Bosnia Her Zegovina is this anything
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 14/06/2026
when the knicks won everyone yelled and my cat threw up
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I think I posted it before but the Canadian accent from this CFL referee is a delight
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Proper procedure for fan interference
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"Guru Larry" Bundy Jr @larrybundyjr.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
An automated A.I. WWE news channel tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane! 🤣
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Robert Fishscale @carlos-slimjim.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
This and if you disagree, you truly have no purpose.
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 16/05/2026
cosigned weak, cowardly liberals can go fuck themselves
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Patrick Samphire 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @patricksamphire.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The next James Bond should be Gary Oldman in his Jackson Lamb persona.
Actor Gary Oldman playing Jackson Lamb in the Slow Horses TV series. He is scruffy, unshaven, with lank, greasy hair.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Pugmane @pugmane.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Lmao she rules
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Accented Cinema @accentedcinema.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)
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Robert Fishscale @carlos-slimjim.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Finished it last night. 10/10. Go watch it now.
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Robert Fishscale @carlos-slimjim.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Read this in Bill Maher’s cadence and immediately cursed @oldmanweldon.bsky.social
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts
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Caio Almendra @caioalmendra.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Dude, you have NO IDEA how deep this goes.
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Giles Wilkes @gilesyb.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Someone needs to send an ambulance to X
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Lewis Lehe @lewislehe.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
polls are unnecessary if the median voter is the candidate
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TreatOrTrix Point Never 🎃 @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
[Kyle Schwarber hits a home run]: I love the American man Kyle Schwarber. He is shaped like a fire hydrant and does bad things to baseballs. [the camera cuts to a crowd of Arizonans hooting and/or hollering]: Death To The American Swine
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Robert Fishscale @carlos-slimjim.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
If you support Platner, you’re either a Nazi sympathizer yourself (like so many in the establishment) or you’re truly stupid. Either way, your opinion is null and void.
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
for a man running on as such an “outsider progressive,” why is the establishment so god damn determined to have him?
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 26/02/2026
Being flippant because I don’t live in the district and I can be flippant if I want to: there is no reason to consider Bliss nor Fine if they cannot articulate the exact same talking points below because if you cannot stand for the fundamental basis of democracy here then you’re as good as useless.
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIXED FEELINGS?
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 22/02/2026
i love the winter olympics because they are the evil olympics and almost all the countries involved are evil so i don’t feel bad about rooting for the country i am from
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.
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