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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
B J Day United States, Census, 1900
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 28/08/2026
Obviously fuck Milo, but the glee with which these people take in just destroying others’ lives indiscriminately is just breathtaking. It’s like none of these people understand consequences or the motivating power of vengeance. They’re racking up bad karma just as quick as they’re stealing money.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I don’t want to hide a fish in my roommate’s bed while he’s out of town
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“Hey there’s a deadly virus going around, let’s not stand close together and let’s wear a little mask like a doctor does for a little while, if we all do it at the same time it’ll help” “YOU’RE RUINING MY LIFE! I HATE YOU!”
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Rural Anarchy @ruralanarchy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Rough week for Grahams regarding the US Senate.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
this guy isnt even anything special scandals aside. why stick your neck out for him this far unless you just flat out don't think any of this stuff counts as assault
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
may all the so called journalists trying to poke holes in racicot's story and coming up with stuff like "her door was unlocked" never ever live this down
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thepowerbroker.bsky.social @thepowerbroker.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 07/07/2026
we have to honor people Taking The L if we want a better world, firmly convicted of this
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 06/07/2026
He lied about every single thing. Everyday. He ran knowing full well who he is while presenting himself as someone else (poorly). He wasted everyone’s time & money & shattered people’s credibility. He used the political process as a vanity project to the detriment of the folks he wanted to represent
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/06/2026
Local Church Opens Doors To Any Single Mothers In Need Of Judgment theonion.com/local-church-opens-doo…
Local Church Opens Doors To Any Single Mothers In Need Of Judgment
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Mad Dr. Jimbosaur, Espooky. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Clearly, authors should emulate that least-problematic of all novelists, Ernest Hemingway.
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Kara BOOOOOchanan 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @magicariot.com · 21/06/2026
do you like my new smart watch it's smart because it doesn't connect to any networks or accounts and it has no AI and it doesn't track me or sell my personal information and it's just a watch and it costs like $22 and its battery lasts seven years
A photo of a classic black Casio F-91W digital watch on my wrist
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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Whenever you get the urge to fight with an account and the picture is a guy with sunglasses sitting in his car, remember that’s the least embarrassing background he has available to him and the damage is already long done.
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
starting to think they're giving him a phone that only connects to someone in another room doing accents
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
guys i know it’s really hard but this phenomenon is not specific to conservatives and we all need to start being really brave and honest about that bc otherwise we are fucked.
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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
i begin every job resumé with ‘by the time you read this i’ll be dead’
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
thank god we have kelly. this is such a perfectly phrased reminder of something i’ve been ruminating on a lot lately. this hit me like a lightning bolt. stop inviting people to surrender.
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Georgia is not a “mostly white state”
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
one interesting thing so far about loudly hating AI is the way AI lovers are like "wow so you're just totally closed off to hearing another perspective??" as if their perspective hasn't been relentlessly pushed down our throats with no space to push back (particularly in professional settings)
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
With the rise of smart glasses, I really think we should take Japan’s camera shutter approach where it makes a loud enough noise that everyone around you knows you’re recording them. Maybe it could do this intermittently while recording and also flash a light or something
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 13/05/2026
BAN THE PERVERT GLASSES
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I think it would be funny if Singapore and the United States each had to take one law from the other. Singapore gets almost unregulated legal firearm sales, and the U.S. bans gum. Give both laws a year and see what happens.
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
if it was staged people would have placed insider bets on it
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Pussie Lay New York, State Death Index, 1880-1956
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James “Vamp” Fleet @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
One thing about Kash Patel eventually being fired is there’s no way to imagine what his face will look like upon hearing the news.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 07/04/2026
in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
She never lived to see this moment, but it’s worth remembering that none of this would have happened without Virginia Giuffre. She had the courage to speak out against power and privilege when it was just her word against Andrew’s. Thanks to her, justice & accountability may finally have its day.
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AN/PRC-148 MBITRsweet Symphony @classywarfare.gobirds.online · 04/02/2026
I want to just close the book on 2020-2025 and completely write those years off and never have to think about them again
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
“I don’t know man. I think it’ll just be weird if elon’s there” - guy who just emailed you “i loved the torture video” an hour ago
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 02/02/2026
He wept, for there were no more libs to own*. * and everything was now on fire.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
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Petrock @sarifel.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I hate the fact we focus so much on performative joy for December instead of encouraging people to find joy year round. Celebrate the holiday if you want, but stop demanding other people do it too. Some of us have problems we can't ignore for a whole month for "holiday spirit".
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
the most grotesque thing about all of the trump-epstein letters (other than the obvious) is the kind of unexpected pathos in them. the thoughtful birthday poem (alluding to shared rape), the wistful reminiscing about better days and the unjustness of life (between two abusers) in the postcard
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I think they should do the Super Bowl in Buffalo every year. Make them play in the snow. See who *really* wants it.
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
“Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)” (These are actual lyrics he wrote)
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Hausu M.D. 🎥👺📼🍉🖤 @suspiraserhead.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
The funniest thing about this is how legit terrified ICE looks.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
just thinking about the first time i met Dr. Goodall. I was at the Dallas Zoo and ran into her out of the blue. I told her I was a huge fan and I'll never forget her response: "I am not Jane Goodall. I'm not even a woman. Please stop shaking my hand." that's just how Jane was, incredibly humble.
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Carlos Sanchez @fateswarning86.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
won't get fooled again (again)
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 22/07/2025
Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Merrick Garland you dumb bitch
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King of the Vagabonds 🇹🇼 @kingofvagabonds.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I am of the opinion that Epstein saw a loud mouthed idiot braggart and said, "You know, I may not want this man to know all of the secrets of this organization."
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 16/07/2025
if you're mad at a trans person for saying they won't vote for Gavin Newsom too damn bad! this is our lives! it's not a purity test when it's our lives. of course we're a one issue voter, it's our lives you could just not nominate Newsom! but everyone knows the risk of that now, you have no excuse
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The ghost of J.D.'s conscience. @avendarien.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
So, why have the dems not started a super pac called something like justice for epstein. Run ads on right-wing media demanding the release of the files, twist the knife in Trump, and keep the temp up? Oh, right, they have no idea how politics works.
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